Tom (Fubarguzzi) and his lovely SO Phyllis thought they were going to Edison NJ to pick up a Convert, but through some weird tear in space , they have apparently ended up in China . We have absolutely no idea how the science works here , but Phyllis tried to use the motel's computer , only to find herself somewhere in the far East . The computer keyboard was labeled in some Chinese dialect , and as far as she could tell , everyone at the motel was speaking Mandarin
One of you local guys explain this to us , I do wonder if a small piece of Edison has been relocated to China so there isn't a void where whatever part of there is missing
Anyway , the Fubinator is quite happy with his purchase . He did say the weather is truly lousy in Edison , couldn't figure out why anyone would live there
Dusty