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Unfortunately, I can completely sympathize. I was rolling along, minding my own business on my bike in Monterey and looked down to see my stand-spring had given way. Looked up in exactly enough time to see the previously, safely followed utility truck had come to a dead-stop! WHAM!
If you're like me, you have an alarm in your brain now, that starts screaming if you look away from what's in front of you for more than about 1/10 of a second. Mine happened almost 40 years ago when I looked in my mirror and missed a car that stopped at a green light in front of me, because an ambulance was crossing. I spend most of the rest of the day in the hospital, and I understand that the Toyota I hit was totaled by the insurance company. This is why I oppose putting things like GPS displays within view of a motorcycle rider.I was not babbling into a recorder at the time, however.
Speaking of which, "What ever became of your rubber chicken."