Mysterious Sausage Falls From Sky

[leafman60]

15 pounds of sausage falls hard from the sky onto Florida home in the middle of the night.  Sausage is found in a bag labeled with an Alabama land clearing company with no knowledge of sausage or how their name got on it.

LOL

This story has popped up on news services around the world.

Anybody here have any knowledge that could solve this mystery??? 

http://www.al.com/business/index.ssf/2017/07/alabama_company_in_the_spotlig.html

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/19/meat-mystery-as-pile-of-italian-sausages-fall-on-house-in-middle-of-the-night-6791183/

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2017/07/18/italian-sausages-mysteriously-fall-from-sky-slam-into-familys-roof.html

[JJ]

"Song of the Sausage Creature" - - by the late Hunter S. Thompson...

http://hooniverse.com/2010/03/11/hunter-s-thompson-and-the-song-of-the-sausage-creature/

"...Try 90 mph in fifth at 5,500 rpm — and just then, you see a bull moose in the middle of the road. WHACKO. Meet the Sausage Creature."

[oldbike54]

   A different account where the homeowner is interviewed shows a picture , not of sausage , and no mention of a land company .

 Dusty

[Lannis]

I never sausage a strange story.

[troyhamilton]

If it was some of that boudin, itd be good sausage! had some a few months ago...

[cruzziguzzi]

Probably one of those drone-deliveries gone bad.

Sausage pummeling... That's the wurst!


Todd.

[JJ]

Probably one of those drone-deliveries gone bad.

Sausage pummeling... That's the wurst!

Todd.

    Have a SAUSAGE!! 

[cruzziguzzi]

Frankly speaking, I suspect the involvement of local brats but still, to already have so many links to the incident... Must be a distinct lack of meatier, national events for media to bite into.

Damn, that made me tired!


Todd.

[Pop]

Well, being from NJ, is he missing a family member? Who did he piss off? Does the sausage have the scent of Uncle George's Old Spice?
Don't get offended, just my odd take on the situation.

Pop

[Pop]

Frankly speaking, I suspect the involvement of local brats but still, to already have so many links to the incident... Must be a distinct lack of meatier, national events for media to bite into.

Damn, that made me tired!

You said a mouthful!
Todd.

[leafman60]

What was that animated movie a few years ago about "Partly Cloudy and Meat Balls Today" or something ???

[blackcat]

I'd rather have sausage falling from the sky then frogs.

https://youtu.be/6sWJuQD0cL8

[cruzziguzzi]

Fake News!

They were tofu-links!


Todd.

[tris]

I recon it was the Italian Sausage makers trying to trump this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dGzHiypyDk

Funnily enough I had some Papas F&C on Sunday and very good it was too 

[JJ]

 

[cruzziguzzi]

Figured I'd grind one more out before I sign off but it would seem as far as meat puns go, I'm cured!


Todd.

[oldbike54]

 The picture I saw looked more like pork chops .

 Dusty

[PJPR01]

You're on a roll Cruzzi...or is that on a bun!  :)

[JJ]

All this gum flappin' about sausages, brats, and wurst is making me HUNGRY!!  ("Let's EAT!!") 

[MGrego]

"Song of the Sausage Creature" - - by the late Hunter S. Thompson...

http://hooniverse.com/2010/03/11/hunter-s-thompson-and-the-song-of-the-sausage-creature/

" This motorcycle is simply too goddamn fast to ride at speed in any kind of normal road traffic unless you’re ready to go straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire and a silent scream in your throat."

I laughed out loud when I read that !  Thanks for the "link" --

[JJ]

" This motorcycle is simply too goddamn fast to ride at speed in any kind of normal road traffic unless you�re ready to go straight down the centerline with your nuts on fire and a silent scream in your throat."

I laughed out loud when I read that !  Thanks for the "link" --

Yes, as many of you already know, ol' Hunter was a certified nut-job, but he liked motorcycles, guns, and fast cars, and his "Gonzo-Journalism" was truly funny!

[cruzziguzzi]

Yes, as many of you already know, ol' Hunter was a certified nut-job, but he liked motorcycles, guns, and fast cars, and his "Gonzo-Journalism" was truly funny!

And honkin' big, totally un-apologetic American convertibles.

Todd.

[RinkRat II]

The picture I saw looked more like pork chops .

 Dusty

 I wouldn't sweat it too much Dusty, I never did well with the rorshach test either
     
   Paul B

[twowings]

From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

[At the entry desk for the Mint 400]

"What's the entry fee?" I asked the desk-man.

"Two fifty," he said.

"What if I told you I had a Vincent Black Shadow?"

He stared up at me, saying nothing, not friendly. I noticed he was wearing a .38 revolver on his belt. "Forget it," I said. "My driver's sick anyway."

His eyes narrowed. "Your driver ain't the only one sick around here, buddy."

"He has a bone in his throat," I said.

"What?"

The man was getting ugly, but suddenly his eyes switched away. He was staring at something else . . .

My attorney; no longer wearing his Danish sunglasses, no longer wearing his Acapulco shirt . . . a very crazy looking person, half-naked and breathing heavily.

"What's the trouble here?" he croaked. "This man is my client. Are you prepared to go to court?"

I grabbed his shoulder and gently spun him around. "Never mind," I said. "It's the Black Shadow -- they won't accept it."

"Wait a minute!" he shouted. "What do you mean, they won't accept it? Have you made a deal with these pigs?"

"Certainly not," I said, pushing him along toward the gate. "But you notice they're all armed. We're the only people here without guns. Can't you hear that shooting over there?"

[cruzziguzzi]

A Softail with a faux-kick.... say it ain't so, Doc!

Todd.

[oldbike54]

 There were and still are kickstarter conversions for late model HD's . Memory says the conversion to a 4 speed transmission .

 Dusty

[Huzo]

Sounds sort of Monty Python to me!

[KiwiKev]

Guys, it was obviously a Meateor - say no more.


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[LowRyter]

   A different account where the homeowner is interviewed shows a picture , not of sausage , and no mention of a land company .

 Dusty

a rare instance regarding the convergence of Bigfoot & UFOs. 

[oldbike54]

a rare instance regarding the convergence of Bigfoot & UFOs.

 Bigfoot piloting a UFO ?

 Dusty