Author Topic: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.  (Read 775 times)

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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2014, 09:40:10 AM »
Yes it is, and not a single profane word.  My wife will get a laugh too.
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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2014, 09:41:16 AM »
maybe it gets funny after the first 1:30...   or maybe I'm not from that part of the country?
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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2014, 09:57:48 AM »
maybe it gets funny after the first 1:30...   or maybe I'm not from that part of the country?
Foreign humor often eludes me also .
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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2014, 11:08:24 AM »
I always liked the late Atlanta comedian Lewis Grizzard's explanation for the North/South differences.  Subtle nuances.

"Take the word naked, for example.  Yankees say 'naked, Southerners say 'nekked.'  'Naked' means ya ain't got no clothes on.  'Nekkid' means ya ain't got no clothes on, and you're up to something."

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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2014, 12:02:19 PM »
A woman sends her engineer husband to the supermarket, saying "Pick up a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen."

He comes back with twelve gallons of milk.

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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2014, 12:09:31 PM »
Ok, I'm laughing at that one, ex-programmer  8)
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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2014, 12:20:05 PM »
Foreign humor often eludes me also .
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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2014, 12:34:28 PM »
That was great!  ;-T
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Re: Not motorcycle related, but trust me this will make you laugh.
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2014, 02:42:22 PM »
She could have been talking about any number of my wife's (native Texan) relatives.
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