Clown sightings.

[oldbike54]

It's no joke.  Clown sightings in columbia as well.  Not very bright, lot of concealed carriers here and some just outright carriers.

 Mr 54 , there have been "bigfoot" sightings for years , still no bigfoot . The police investigated the cabin in the woods where the clowns were supposed to be living and found nothing . I still say this is all just the product of a child's vivid imagination , and judging by the fear of clowns we have seen here , maybe some adults are being drawn in also .

 Dusty

[hooah54]

Mr OB 54, just what do you have against Bigffot?  Besides it is the Lizard Man here.  The only clowns scaring me are the presential candidates..

[oldbike54]

Mr OB 54, just what do you have against Bigffot?  Besides it is the Lizard Man here.  The only clowns scaring me are the presential candidates..

 No problem with the "Foot" as we call him in Oklahoma  Here is the problem with false sightings . A couple of years back , three smart boys in NE Oklahoma decided to go Bigfoot hunting based on a flurry of "sightings" . Yep , you guessed it , one of these guys shot and killed a bigfoot, unfortunately the shootee turned out to be one of the three friends . The two remaining smart guys panicked , tried to hide the body , and threw the murder weapon into a pond . Not long after, one of the survivors started feeling guilty and went to the sheriff . The sheriff of Osage county , Scott Walton , had to fend off several questions , even the national news showed up . It was almost comical to watch the reporters continue asking about the sightings , Walton finally looked at the camera and stated , "There is no such thing as bigfoot"  Of course not so funny to the family of the dead guy .

 Dusty

[Orange Guzzi]

It is what It is.  We all know It.  We have all seen It.  Now get over It.  Or It will get You. 

I would have never guessed It was about giant bugs in a spider web filled hole in the ground. 

[hooah54]

wow...perspective

[Guzzistajohn]

When I was a kid my cub scouts den mother made us all dress up like clowns and visit the children's floor at a local hospital. I always wondered why the heck we couldn't just do wood carving or go camping or build bluebird houses. Sorry Mrs. Sheeley 

[Tom]

All I can say is that "clowns" exist.    As for Bigfoot, he exists too.  He won 21 medals in the Rio Olympics.  Have you seen how big Michael Phelps feet are?  A relative of his won 7 Gold medals.  Mark Spitz.  You see his feet? 

[Guzzistajohn]

All I can say is that "clowns" exist.    As for Bigfoot, he exists too.  He won 21 medals in the Rio Olympics.  Have you seen how big Michael Phelps feet are?  A relative of his won 7 Gold medals.  Mark Spitz.  You see his feet? 

I thought he was wearing flippers

[screamday]

There's bound to be more and more clown sightings as their natural habitat shrinks and they don't have any real natural predators. States just need to make the hunting season longer and allow larger daily bag limits.

[oldbike54]

 

 Hmm , wonder what they taste like battered and fried 

 Dusty

[Tom]

I thought he was wearing flippers

They're built in.    Normal swimmers get most the propulsion from the arms.  The feet kicking prevent the legs from being a drag in the water.  Mark and Michael are able to get more propulsion that most people that swim.

[Tom]

Check out this Venezualan Bigfoot.  Size 26 or as some others report size 33.  Either size is 3 times the size of my feet.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/venezuelan-man-has-biggest-feet-world-n447106

[wrbix]

 Hmm , wonder what they taste like battered and fried 

 Dusty

Hmm.....taste funny.

[oldbike54]

 He he he , thanks for that Wrbix .

 Dusty

[ITSec]

OK, everyone - there's no need to worry, at least for this weekend. All the clowns will be in Edmonton for the festival: http://edmontonjournal.com/entertainment/theatre/send-in-the-clowns-the-debut-edition-of-edmonton-clown-festival

Of course, Jim may want to go for a long ride out of town...

[Tom]

I'm glad I don't live there.  Might be some clown hate comin' out.    I hate it when they squeak their noses at you.   

[Penderic]

On the road: some clowns are easy to spot!



 

[Tom]

 

[JJ]

I saw two clowns during last night's debate...and one was worse than the other!! (LOL)

What is going to happen in the future to our great country....?!?!?

[Tom]

Hey....no politics.....oh wait a minute.  I was laughing a lot. 

[Bulldog9]

When I was a kid, (in the 70's) we had something similar going on out on Eastern Long Island. Some creepy perv was walking around trying to lure kids in the woods and would expose himself to them. So some high school kids decided to go clown hunting, saw him chased him down and 'tuned him up' then tied him to a tree and went to call the police.  Ended up being a teacher in my elementary school.......... lol 

[Zoom Zoom]

               Oh, goodie goodie, goodie! You're waking up!

Well, you've done it once again. This is hilarious!

John Henry

[Penderic]

Thankyou!