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Offline sdcr

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Friday Funny
« on: June 18, 2021, 03:11:00 PM »

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, from Toronto, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, from Montreal, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce from BC: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, from Newfoundland, Carol, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and get dinner."
 
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2021, 03:54:31 PM »
That's funny!!!!!

Good one......

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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2021, 07:05:27 PM »
Good one😂
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2021, 08:03:02 AM »
yuck yuck yuck!  :thumb:
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Re: Friday Funny
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2021, 08:03:02 AM »

 

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