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Godzilla vs. King Kong: Whose Poops Would Be Bigger?
« on: April 11, 2021, 01:44:48 PM »
With the latest version of Godzilla vs. King Kong, I guess some people wondered.   :grin:  The scientific thinking involved is however interesting.  Kind of like be a fly on the wall when engineers meet and talk.  :grin: :grin: :grin:

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/644356/godzilla-king-kong-whose-poops-would-be-bigger?utm_source=GetTheElevatordotcom
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Re: Godzilla vs. King Kong: Whose Poops Would Be Bigger?
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2021, 01:59:09 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2021, 02:13:20 PM »
Mammal bio-mechanics/chemistry vs reptilian.  A gorilla vs a crocodile.  Size them both up 30 times.  I don't think they'd end up fighting each other.  Pure science fiction.   :grin:
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Re: Godzilla vs. King Kong: Whose Poops Would Be Bigger?
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2021, 05:26:07 PM »
Easy peasy.... Godzilla is nuclear / radioactive and therefore would not poop. Steam would come out of his anus like a nuclear power plant.

I think the film showed a Kong load early on.
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Re: Godzilla vs. King Kong: Whose Poops Would Be Bigger?
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2021, 05:41:37 PM »
 :grin:  The article did mention that reptiles poop like birds but in water.  They also might hold it longer.  Komodo dragons go maybe 12 times a year that's why they move the way they do.  They have to carry a load.   :grin: :grin: :grin:
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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2021, 09:10:41 AM »
Only here on Wild Goose do I find such informative information for enquiring minds.
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Re: Godzilla vs. King Kong: Whose Poops Would Be Bigger?
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2021, 11:25:59 AM »
Mammals (like King Kong) discharge waste liquids and solids through separated discharge systems.  Mammal large intestines absorb water back from the liquified intestinal contents with a resultant relatively compact, semi-solid turd.
Reptiles (like Godzilla) and birds, deliver both liquid and solid waste into a common collection sac organ called a cloaca.  Thence, after mixing in the cloaca, the more soup-like mixture is discharged.  They also tend to discharge smaller volumes in more frequent events.
Results 'on the ground' would favor a vote for King Kong.

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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2021, 12:04:16 PM »
Forget "virtual", I'd have to walk away from this at a real camp fire..
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2021, 02:32:52 PM »
I think my Rottweiler would top them both
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2021, 12:10:53 AM »
My little cat leaves some imprssive loads... up to 8 inched long.... Cat Kong?


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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2021, 12:12:18 AM »
 :grin: :grin:
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« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2021, 06:08:12 PM »
Ok, but the real question inquiring minds want to know, Who has the bigger Wang?
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« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2021, 07:20:37 PM »
hmm lets see......banana's nuts and berries....thousand s of lbs...and an occasional goat or 50 salmon.....vs a train car, a bus full of people and battleship parts....I know which would hurt more coming out.
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« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2021, 07:31:01 PM »
Ok, but the real question inquiring minds want to know, Who has the bigger Wang?

That such an 80's question...... :evil:


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