Ring ding ding
Ring ding ding
smokin' all the way
Oh what fun it used to be
tank slapping every day, hey!
Used to have a lot of fun on my old, evil RT360. Never jumped a Citroen but I did stuff the front wheel into a lady's lap when she opened the passenger door as I was passing. It was pouring rain, she was VERY short, therefore I didn't see her little head. Little old lady, getting out to shop and gets a 19" knobby in her lap as it glanced off the open door.
Apologies made, no harm, no foul, no cops, we went on our way.
Tobit