Author Topic: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update  (Read 18860 times)

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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #30 on: November 16, 2012, 04:16:51 PM »
Have y'all seen this girl in Russia?  Not photo-shopped.






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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2012, 05:03:03 PM »
The scary thing is that there are doctors who will do that sort of thing if you pay them enough.   

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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2013, 09:56:34 PM »
After 30 operations you could look like Ken or GI Joe
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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2013, 08:38:27 AM »
 If you look close enough you can see the blow up stem hidden in her navel.
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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2013, 09:53:35 AM »
She claims she has had virtually no cosmetic surgery.
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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2013, 10:49:46 AM »
She claims she has had virtually no cosmetic surgery.

Her whole persona is a combination of cosmetic surgery, careful photography, and a bit of Photoshop.   She's a contrived Paris Hilton ... famous for being famous.   She's making a pretty good living, I imagine, doing all this stuff, modeling, and just being a celebrity.   

Penn and Teller aren't going to tell us the truth about everything they do to make their living.   Barbie's life has the same basis in illusion and misdirection.   I can't say I blame her, it's part of the schtick - but I wouldn't trust anything she might "say" ....

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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2015, 06:48:13 PM »
Time for an update!

Our Little Treat has been putting in some gym time and adding some meat to those spindly little Mattel plastic legs.

I know many of you have craved more of this so here ya go.




More here-

http://www.inquisitr.com/2088967/valeria-lukyanovas-abs-human-barbie-doll-has-new-look-channels-amazon-woman/

also-

http://www.newsmax.com/thewire/valeria-lukyanova-abs-human-barbie-six-pack/2015/05/14/id/644554/


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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2015, 06:52:18 PM »
Niece Valerie isn't bad.. her laigs go all the way to the ground.  ;D
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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2015, 07:09:03 PM »
Niece Valerie isn't bad.. her laigs go all the way to the ground.  ;D


Now, young Valerie is (I opine) 100 times the woman that the artificial carbon-based life form Barbie is!

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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
« Reply #40 on: May 14, 2015, 07:10:54 PM »
The barbie still gives me the creeps.

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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #41 on: May 14, 2015, 07:19:17 PM »
I know you say it's not photoshopped, but in looking at the image up close, there sure do appear to be some odd artifacts.  I could go on and on, but I'd bet money on image editing for this one.

From my perspective: quality of the image is too low to make an artifact assessment but I'm onside with "edited".
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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
« Reply #42 on: May 14, 2015, 07:24:30 PM »
Now, young Valerie is (I opine) 100 times the woman that the artificial carbon-based life form Barbie is!

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I imagine.  Still, with a 36 inch inseam and big.. er.. Oh never mind.. I think she qualifies.  ;D
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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
« Reply #43 on: May 14, 2015, 07:58:00 PM »
I imagine.  Still, with a 36 inch inseam and big.. er.. Oh never mind.. I think she qualifies.  ;D

36-inch inseam?   Geez, Fay's is 34" and SHE has a hard time finding jeans and pajamas that are long enough.   Much less a bike that has a comfy seat-to-footrest distance.

Hope Valerie knows a good seamstress and a good welder .... !

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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
« Reply #44 on: May 14, 2015, 08:15:23 PM »
Niece Valerie isn't bad.. her laigs go all the way to the ground.  ;D



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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
« Reply #45 on: May 14, 2015, 08:18:16 PM »
The scary thing is that there are doctors who will do that sort of thing if you pay them enough.   

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Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
« Reply #46 on: May 14, 2015, 10:10:48 PM »
  I still think she is a post - op tranny.
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