Oh the Huge Manatee! (NGC, but pretty funny)

[Guzzistajohn]

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Oh give me a break already this phone is tiny and I have Fred flintstone fingers

[Sasquatch Jim]

I blew my Weetbix all over my keyboard!!!!

THAT is priceless.

 Muzz, were you dipping your weetbix in that living fungus spread that you guys down under are so fond of?

[Lannis]

Muzz, were you dipping your weetbix in that living fungus spread that you guys down under are so fond of?

You mean that stuff that is made from the bodily waste products of yeast as they cause other materials to ferment and rot?

That would be Vegemite.   Wouldn't surprise me if things were living in it .... !

Lannis

[Triple Jim]

"SURRENDER DOROTHY", actually.   Remember that the Witch was doing the skywriting ....

Yes, my wife just confirmed that you have it right.  We both lived within a few miles of that bridge back then.

[balvenie]

 

[Penderic]

Obviously!

 

[Muzz]

Muzz, were you dipping your weetbix in that living fungus spread that you guys down under are so fond of?

No, just milk with Weetbix. They are however (a toasted wheat biscuit) made by the same firm that makes MARMITE.  Actually, just had a marmite sandwich, yum.

[Muzz]

You mean that stuff that is made from the bodily waste products of yeast as they cause other materials to ferment and rot?

That would be Vegemite.   Wouldn't surprise me if things were living in it .... !

Lannis

Lannis, your education is not complete! Vegemite is made by the Kraft corporation and has been proudly made in Australia since 1923, probably out of koala or emu droppings.   However,  MARMITE is a yeast based product made by Sanitarium, an NZ firm which is the corporate arm of the Seventh Day Adventist church. All products made by them are vegetarian.  I am a confirmed carnivore but eat Marmite quite happily.

[Kev m]

You're your own worst enemy dude . (The idiot in the shirt , not you Pennie , you're your best friend) 

 Dusty

But like Vizzini in the Princess Bride, is the joke that the wearer knows the error on the shirt, so did he know you'd know it was wrong and therefore laugh, or did he know that you would know that he would know and therefore wear it anyway knowing you would laugh ... Or...

[Kent in Upstate NY]

On an underpass in Chicago was written, "Save Soviet Jewery.". Someone else added, "Win valuable prizes." There was a gang called the "Latin Eagles". Somebody changed all their graffitti to read "Eatin' Bagles".

[Chuck in Indiana]

Speaking of journalism.. oh, well.. it's Boston. What would you expect? 

[rodekyll]

small, furry vegetarian critter + yeast + red dye #3 + a pinch of salt + blender = Marmite*, which is a type of metal field kitchen container also used as rat bike panniers (guzzi content).

*marmite, mermite, mormonite, Mennonite, marmot -- all the same thing.

[Triple Jim]

*marmite, mermite, mormonite, Mennonite, marmot -- all the same thing.

[oldbike54]

 Phew , we need all of the marmaids that are extant 

  Dusty

[Kev m]

While being aware that the princess bride is a cultural icon , having never seen it , NFI . However , is the guy in the pic aware that his lack of self awareness makes the rest of us aware of his shortage there of 

  Dusty

No the joke could be that the dude in the pic is fully aware and that puts the joke on you.

You really should take the time to see The Princess Bride, along with Casablanca and The Bird Cage, it's the top of my list.

[balvenie]

On an underpass in Chicago was written, "Save Soviet Jewery.". Someone else added, "Win valuable prizes." There was a gang called the "Latin Eagles". Somebody changed all their graffitti to read "Eatin' Bagles".

[Muzz]

No the joke could be that the dude in the pic is fully aware and that puts the joke on you.

You really should take the time to see The Princess Bride,

One of my favouritres.  The theme song sung by Willie deVille gets turned up whenever I hear it.

RK, I think if the 7th Days heard that blended marmots = Marmite they would have a brain explosion.

[rodekyll]

You're right.  Instead of saying

".  . . .pinch of salt + blender . . ."  I should have written 

".  . . .pinch of salt / blender . . ."

That's better.      

[Penderic]

Very strange but entertaining movie! Lots of good one-liners. 

[Guzzistajohn]

[Cam3512]

Obviously!

 

That's right. He's got an imaginary friend that hates him.  But he doesn't care.

[oldbike54]

 Funny , but inaccurate . Dogs can only say "Blah blah blah , WOOF WOOF !" . Which does translate to there their they're , so never mind

  Dusty

[Kev m]

POINT OF ORDER.

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Oh give me a break already this phone is tiny and I have Fred flintstone fingers

When giving people guff about the state of their education, please refrain from coding...

Somehow I doubt the most educated people spend thier time vandalizing things in rail yards

...or spelling errors.

If you cannot do so, or refuse to do so, then prepare for your own dose of guff.     


That it all. 

[Penderic]

Ahem.

"That iS all."

Your'e Velcome! 

[Kev m]

Ahem.

"That iS all."

Your'e Velcome! 

THAT'S IT?

That's all the GUFF you're gonna give me?

Come on man, that was a softball if I've ever seen one!

[Penderic]

I was gonna use 12 point bold, but I decided that might be too much for the other delicate forum members.



Member #9640-H2

[oldbike54]

I was gonna use 12 point bold, but I decided that might be too much for the other delicate forum members.



Member #9640-H2

 Oh my tender sensibilities , their , er, there is simply no place here (hear?) for such blatant disregard for ... Oh never mind , even I can't pull off that level of bull poopie 

  Dusty

[Kev m]

[jas67]

Now where were we (is is that wear we're we......)?

Were, oh wear, oh we're did I put that?

[Kev m]

We were at TRADER'S GET STICHES