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Offline Cool Runnings

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Old Sayings
« on: September 05, 2016, 02:32:02 PM »
There's More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors...
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2016, 02:39:07 PM »
Anything free is worth saving up for  :grin:
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2016, 02:39:49 PM »
Don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2016, 02:46:33 PM »
 You can't teach an old drunk new tricks .

 Dusty
« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 02:47:03 PM by oldbike54 »
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Re: Old Sayings
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2016, 02:48:26 PM »
Quote from: oldbike54 on September 05, 2016, 02:46:33 PM
You can't teach an old drunk new tricks .

 Dusty

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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2016, 02:49:20 PM »
My English friend says "He could talk a glass eye to sleep."

Cracks me up every time.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2016, 02:53:36 PM »
A watched pot never boils.  :popcorn:
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2016, 02:55:33 PM »
Never dip your bread in another man's soup!
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2016, 02:56:25 PM »
A good fence should be pig tight, horse high, and bull strong.  :popcorn:
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2016, 02:57:49 PM »
,,, rather have a bottle in front of me
                    than have a frontal lobotomy
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2016, 02:58:29 PM »
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.  :popcorn:
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2016, 03:04:43 PM »
Nuttier than a squirrel turd :laugh:
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2016, 03:05:12 PM »
You just load the wagon. I'll tend to the mule.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2016, 03:06:25 PM »
It's a small world but I'd hate to paint it.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2016, 03:11:07 PM »
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2016, 03:19:16 PM »
 Never try to saddle a drunk horse .

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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2016, 03:23:07 PM »
Rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2016, 03:31:00 PM »
 A watched boil never pops.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2016, 03:32:31 PM »
He who shall, so shall he who.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2016, 03:33:15 PM »
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling...
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2016, 03:52:43 PM »
Beauty is in the hold of the behinder.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2016, 03:55:17 PM »
 Clowns to the left of me , jokers to the right , and apparently we aren't in Kansas anymore .

 Dusty
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2016, 04:03:28 PM »


Quote from: oldbike54 on September 05, 2016, 03:55:17 PM
Clowns to the left of me , jokers to the right , and apparently we aren't in Kansas anymore .

 Dusty
« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 04:04:04 PM by Guzzistajohn »
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2016, 04:04:51 PM »
he/she who stands on head have crack up
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2016, 04:14:57 PM »
Keep your hopes high, and your standards low !
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2016, 04:34:34 PM »
Don't ride/drive/fly faster than your guardian angel can fly.

Use superior judgment so you won't have to demonstrate superior skill.

There are old pilots/riders and bold pilots/riders but few old bold ones.

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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2016, 04:48:50 PM »
You wouldn't be dead for quids.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2016, 05:43:19 PM »
It aint worth two dead flies in buttermilk.
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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2016, 05:47:11 PM »
he not busy being born is busy dying

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Re: Old Sayings
« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2016, 06:19:08 PM »
 If you leave it to Beaver , everything be dammed .

 Dusty
« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 06:21:15 PM by oldbike54 »
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