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"How do you know where the front tire is...with all that plastic up front?"
"If it isn't turbocharged why has it got an intercooler then?" He said drawing himself up to his full five foot five of simian immensity!This floored me and I suspect I looked pretty stupid myself certainly my bafflement was obvious. He unfolded his arms and pointed with a 'j'accuse' finger, (More like a claw really.) at the oil cooler."Ahh, no, that's the oil cooler my friend, its oil cooled."Pete
I've been to the local "Black Snake" Doctor twice and both times was asked who would be driving me home. They seem surprised when I say I'll do it myself, since I won't be getting any sedation. It feels about as bad as what happens after eating a big bowl of beans, and it saves my wife several hours of boredom. They also skip the I.V. in my arm.I wonder if the non-US guys here can confirm... I've heard that it's mainly the US that pushes sedation for colonoscopies.
I was done both ends the same day and whilst plumed in for a sedative didn't need anyStill the effect of the "flushing agent" you're privileged to take before the event is something to behold!
My wife's girlfriend told me, the other day, totally out of the blue, "Now you can quit riding that motorcycle."Rather taken aback, all I said was, " Why would I?"She didn't say anything else. Bare
I don't understand , the statement simply makes no sense , unless she meant she was buying you another bike to ride allowing for the retirement of the current ride ??? Dusty
Well I guess that would be one interpretation of a 'happy event' ;)Phil
Of course Bare did define the woman as his wife's GF , there may be some other "happy" events than what we are unaware of ;D Bare , you old dog you ;) Dusty
A person with absolutely no knowledge of motorcycles tells me....."I bet that Motor Gussy goes real fast!, huh?"
On the other hand, I notice that Bare's boyfriend had no comment ... ?
Bare ain't got no bf he's a manly-man, a real dirt bike rider from way back, not like them there modern-day posers strattl'in them big street machines with dirt pretentions.I know you guys think CA is a progressive state but we all ain't THAT progressive!
We stopped at a awesome Mexican restaurant in Marietta, OH this past Sunday. Lots of bikes out (and old cars) as there was a sternwheel festival going on. We were on our aprilia Futura which grabbed the attention of a cruiser dude. Spotting the "aprilia" on the tank, he asked who made them....... "It's Italian", I told him. I also mentioned that we're normally on our Moto Guzzi.....at which point he said his (dad, uncle, or grandfather) used to ride one. The odd part was that while saying that, he held out his arms like he was riding the MG and was moving them back and forth as to show how bad it handled/shook from side to side. richy
At Rabbit Hash, KY, a place where bikes, mainly cruisers, gather, I had parked the Norge a few minutes earlier and was standing behind it. A young couple in proper HD garb on a very nice big-inch Harley pull in a few bikes from me. They get off the bike and start walking around. As they walk past the Norge, the young lady says in a loud voice (I assume so that I could clearly hear her) "who would buy a piece of Jap crap like that?!"I keep my mouth shut and smile. However, I am thinking......well, you probably know. :BEER:
By definition, chaps don't have "asses". They're joined leggings. Saying "assless chaps" is like saying "motorless bicycle" or "fat-free lemonade". ;D :BEER: