We have a HD in town with 16" apehangers and 0" mufflers (which if you do the math = an innie for an appendage). He pulled up next to me at a stop (I HATE it when other bikes assume I've asked them to pull up beside me at stops) and agonized my helmeted ears with his invitation to race. He was wearing one of those silly captain's hats and a mesh shirt. I assumed he was looking for the YYYYY MMMMMM C A.