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Offline Neil

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2017, 01:02:37 PM »
Regarding the first photo of the trailer near the intersection, depending how the axles are attached to the frame of the trailer, one flat tire could sideline your journey. My dad at one time had a boat trailer with that kind of design. Ask me how I know about the flat tire part of the issue.

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #31 on: November 19, 2017, 05:11:46 PM »
I spotted a car up in Auckland this week, some strange make I didn�t recognize . I walked over and looked at the registration sticker. TRAILER home built it reads, I�m sure that will fool the police

Our rego labels have the vehicle make, year and plate number printed on them.

When I first got my rebuilt '53 Royal Enfield 500 Bullet all done I slapped my Rocket 3s number plate (with rego sticker) on it and took it for a test ride to Riverton. It's a distance of about 30 miles.

It bomped along nicely enough but Murphies law applied and I got pulled over in Riverton. "Not to worry" said the cop, "I just wanted to have a look at the bike."  It was kind of rare in NZ, in fact may possibly be the only 500 version in the country. 

We chatted for a while but as we parted the cop said "It's a bit funny looking for a BSA you know!"  He didn't give me a ticket though.
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2017, 04:09:03 AM »
When I first got my rebuilt '53 Royal Enfield 500 Bullet all done I slapped my Rocket 3s number plate (with rego sticker) on it and took it for a test ride to Riverton. It's a distance of about 30 miles.

It bomped along nicely enough but Murphies law applied and I got pulled over in Riverton. "Not to worry" said the cop, "I just wanted to have a look at the bike."  It was kind of rare in NZ, in fact may possibly be the only 500 version in the country. 

We chatted for a while but as we parted the cop said "It's a bit funny looking for a BSA you know!"  He didn't give me a ticket though.
Lol, just as well some cops are human aye. I was breathalised once and when he asked is I’d had anything to drink I said yes - tea.

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2017, 04:56:28 AM »
A present, polite and well behaved traffic police makes all the difference   :bow:




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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2017, 11:42:02 AM »
about the ladders, i'd be asking "who the hell threw that?" :angry:

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2017, 12:28:21 PM »
You mean this guy?


all he needed was a red flag  tied on each end....Good to go! At least here in AZ! :grin:
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2017, 06:30:42 PM »
A present, polite and well behaved traffic police makes all the difference   :bow:




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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2017, 05:21:55 AM »
A "not quite so Great Dane"  :laugh: Wonderful picture Ben  :bow:

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Yeah, it`s a very cute picture, isn`t it,- 🐼I knew you would like it Dusty :smiley:

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2017, 03:20:00 PM »
 :thumb:   :bow: :bow:
From the Deep Deep South out in left field.  There are no stupid questions.  There are however stupid people asking questions.  🤣, this includes me.  😉

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2017, 03:43:15 PM »
Yeah, it`s a very cute picture, isn`t it,- 🐼I knew you would like it Dusty :smiley:

 You can't fix stupid, but you must be the change you wish to see in this world  :thumb:





 I agree brother .

 Wonder how that dog feels about all of this  :laugh:

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2017, 04:40:08 PM »
The dog? Look at the the 1st kid on left, he's got to pee.
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2017, 05:32:19 PM »
Man.. what's that dog going to do next?? Can't leave. I'll just have to choke it.  :smiley: :boozing:
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2017, 08:15:38 PM »
Sometimes Stupid fixes itself

nuff said...have a look


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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2017, 08:35:40 PM »
Sometimes Stupid fixes itself

nuff said...have a look


https://youtu.be/zdgRwP6ePPE


Mostly drunk Russians, looks like.

For ones I've actually seen, what amazes me is how many newbies, their VERY first time on a bike, or maybe on a big bike, will grab a huge handful of throttle and dump the clutch, and lose it.   Every time I got on a new bike as I was learning, I stalled it ten times before I finally got it rolling, not wheelieing into a tree, pinning the throttle all the way ....

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2017, 08:44:10 PM »


Mostly drunk Russians, looks like.

For ones I've actually seen, what amazes me is how many newbies, their VERY first time on a bike, or maybe on a big bike, will grab a huge handful of throttle and dump the clutch, and lose it.   Every time I got on a new bike as I was learning, I stalled it ten times before I finally got it rolling, not wheelieing into a tree, pinning the throttle all the way ....

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #45 on: November 27, 2017, 12:52:13 AM »
They're from all over. :tongue:
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From the Deep Deep South out in left field.  There are no stupid questions.  There are however stupid people asking questions.  🤣, this includes me.  😉

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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
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Re: You Can't Fix Stupid
« Reply #47 on: December 24, 2017, 06:16:52 AM »
The dog? Look at the the 1st kid on left, he's got to pee.
Are you sure that's the reason ?

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