What's in YOUR dish drainer ?

[kballowe]

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I wonder what my Wife is up to, now.....

Maybe I'll ask her later, when she gets home.
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[oldbike54]

 Kevin , buddy , listen to your old friend Dusty , get that outta the house and destroy the evidence before the wife sees it 

 Dusty

[PJPR01]

More importantly, did he use Dawn for his sensitive hands or some other scented soap!  :)

[wrbix]

Safe for little ducks.....safe for goose parts.

[Guzzistajohn]

you could make one hell of a mess of grits in that thang 

[kballowe]

you could make one hell of a mess of grits in that thang 

That heavy aluminum makes for good, even heating.
And nothing sticks because it's already oiled.

[Guzzistajohn]

That heavy aluminum makes for good, even heating.
And nothing sticks because it's already oiled.

Seasoned with VR 10w50 

[kballowe]

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. HEY !  Someone GAVE me this stuff !
I swear !
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[Ncdan]

Seasoned with VR 10w50 

Probably 10-60 But 50 is close enough:)

[kballowe]

Probably 10-60 But 50 is close enough:)

Well it ain't extra virgin olive oil, that's for sure.     

[twowings]

You used a Harley-Davidson product on it?? I guess you want to insure it leaks....

[Shorty]

[jbell]

Changing the oil on the dishwasher??

[kballowe]

Changing the oil on the dishwasher??

Yes.  It's a very rare Moto Guzzi dish washer.

[n3303j]

That heavy aluminum makes for good, even heating.
And nothing sticks because it's already oiled.

Ural Cake with portion guide lines.

[Huzo]

Back in a previous life I put a barrel off a 500 BSA B33 in the oven to heat up for removal of the sleeve.
I knew I was doing the wrong thing at the time but did not give a bugger, anyway opened the oven door and the smell was intense (but good..!).
Wearing shorts and thongs I grabbed the barrel with a rag and dashed out side.
Upon going out I tipped it upside down and the bloody smoking hot sleeve literally fell out of the barrel and landed on my bare foot, hurt like buggery it did..!
To add insult to injury, my then wife screamed her guts out at me for contaminating the stove and stinking out the kitchen !
In my defence with a packet of frozen peas on my injured burned foot, I told her that the barrel smelt better than half the crap she churned out of the Westinghouse.... (not actually true, but I had to say something..)
She then told me to drive myself to the hospital and take my time coming home...!
No bloody sense of humour...
I knew it was her fault the marriage didn't last.

[Roebling3]

Shory!
Izzat Crème Brulee or corn bread? Nice work.  R3~

[Huzo]

More importantly, did he use Dawn for his sensitive hands or some other scented soap!  :)

He'll be needing some Aloe Vera based preparation for his sore arse when she belts the living suitcase outta' him.
Quite right too, total lack of consideration...

[larrys]

Ohhh, he's making a mistake, there... I learned my lesson years go and put a small 24" wide kitchen range on a welder outlet in my garage. I can put parkerising and hot blueing tanks on the top burners, and bake anything I want in the oven.
Larry

[bigbikerrick]

One of the perks of being retired, and the wife still working, is I am the "king of the house" from 8 AM-5PM. I pull off shit like that all the time.... What happens at home when the wife isnt home,never happened!
Kinda like "what happens in Vegas,stays in Vegas" " Better to ask for forgiveness, than permission"  etc.etc.
Rick.

[Huzo]

Ohhh, he's making a mistake, there... I learned my lesson years go and put a small 24" wide kitchen range on a welder outlet in my garage. I can put parkerising and hot blueing tanks on the top burners, and bake anything I want in the oven.
Larry

Yeah but where's the fun in that ?
We love a good story here at WG.
With a bit of human carnage and gratuitous violence thrown in, especially when it's someone else copping it..

[guzzisteve]

I own a parts cleaner, one that has mineral spirits in it.  I can't use her oven either, I didn't buy it. I also like being married (sort of). Can't afford the alternative. I try my best to get along.

[Huzo]

I own a parts cleaner, one that has mineral spirits in it.  I can't use her oven either, I didn't buy it. I also like being married (sort of). Can't afford the alternative. I try my best to get along.

Hmmm yes.
In the spirit of the current Clint Eastwood thread.
"'Man's gotta' know his limitations..."
and no
I don't "feel that lucky..."

[PJPR01]

Hmmm yes.
In the spirit of the current Clint Eastwood thread.
"'Man's gotta' know his limitations..."
and no
I don't "feel that lucky..."

:)

Huzo...you're cracking me up today!  Keep it coming!  No bloody sense of humor is a right proper grounds for divorce! 

[Huzo]

:)

Huzo...you're cracking me up today!  Keep it coming!  No bloody sense of humor is a right proper grounds for divorce!

well thanks mate but they're not my lines..
I did actually make her laugh on the second date once we'd moved onto that level, but that's a story for another day.
And again in my defence.
It was a very cold night... 

[normzone]

Putting my first Eldo together, I remember waiting for my girl to go to bed, then preheating the battery mount bracket in the oven, then running it out to the garage and spray painting it - worked great.