New Jersey LUNCH - Saturday, March 28, 2015

[Cam3512]

http://www.britishbrewpub.com/

Given the weather this time of year is still unpredictable, let's start the season with LUNCH at the Ship Inn.

SATURDAY - March 28th @ 12 Noon

Usually plenty of parking out front on the street, so we'll meet there around 11:30 am.

I'll give the owner a heads-up we're coming back. See you there!

Cam

[Kev m]

Two days after a planned vasectomy  :o, I'm gonna predict that I don't make this one...  :-[

[Cam3512]

Two days after a planned vasectomy  :o, I'm gonna predict that I don't make this one...  :-[

Wow, now I've heard 'em all.  Just put the gel seat in the freezer day before.

[MAC]

I'm not planning to get anything cut so I should be there! :food

[Lannis]

Two days after a planned vasectomy  :o, I'm gonna predict that I don't make this one...  :-[

When I had mine in '89 (hey, that's a poem), my buds were telling me it's no big deal, they had theirs on Friday afternoon and were out playing softball on Sunday afternoon.

I don't know whether I had a hematoma show up, or what, but Sunday evening I was sitting very still in a big reclining chair, full to the brim of Percocet, with my wedding tackle swollen the SIZE of a softball and it was agony to move.   Took me a week to get back to where I could walk without grimacing.

So it's hard to tell how it might go.   Don't make any strenuous plans!

Lannis

[Cam3512]

But what if your next 22 YO trophy wife wants to have babies?

[Lannis]

But what if your next 22 YO trophy wife wants to have babies?

What's the punch line of that old joke?

"... in that case I'd say someone else pumped a couple of shots into that beaver ...."

[sturgeon]

IME, 22-yr old trophy wives who don't want babies are easy to find once you've had a vasectomy.

[Cam3512]

She better find a different husband...

I was talking to Lannis...

How did my lunch thread take such a turn.  Please move all vasectomy discussion to the Paralyzed Penis thread.

[Kev m]

I was talking to Lannis...

How did my lunch thread take such a turn.  Please move all vasectomy discussion to the Paralyzed Penis thread.

I didn't realize Lannis had a trophy wife ... you did say NEXT...

I was going to go back and delete all of it, but nah....

Not after your insensitive suggestion that I chill a gel seat.  :P  :BEER:

[Lannis]

I didn't realize Lannis had a trophy wife ...

Trophy wives?   THIS one’s MY trophy.

This pic, we just got back from a 2500 mile ride on a stripped down 1000SP, not even any side covers much less fairings …..



And in the middle of a 3-week camping trip in the UK on that BSA in the foreground …..



And camping on the Isle of Man in the middle of a huge muddy field and STILL smiling!



I know a few other guys whose wife will ride with them on these sorts of things, but there ain’t many!   THAT’S Trophy Status!

Now that we’ve generated all sorts of diversions and activity, BACK to the New Jersey Lunch!

Lannis

[Lannis]

http://www.britishbrewpub.com/

Given the weather this time of year is still unpredictable, let's start the season with LUNCH at the Ship Inn.

SATURDAY - March 28th @ 12 Noon

Usually plenty of parking out front on the street, so we'll meet there around 11:30 am.

I'll give the owner a heads-up we're coming back. See you there!

Cam

And thanks for the invite!

Lannis

[Cam3512]

No argument here Lannis, Faye is a keeper.

 ;-T 

[Kev m]

No argument here Lannis, Faye is a keeper.

 ;-T 

I've not had the pleasure, but that smile suggests you're indeed correct...

[Triple Jim]

Two days after a planned vasectomy  :o, I'm gonna predict that I don't make this one...  :-[

I'd hate to think about an unplanned vasectomy.

[Lannis]

I'd hate to think about an unplanned vasectomy.

I'm pretty sure the anaesthesiologist wouldn't be in attendance, and that either an wreck or an angry woman would be involved.

[Cam3512]

I didn't realize Lannis had a trophy wife ... you did say NEXT...

I was going to go back and delete all of it, but nah....

Not after your insensitive suggestion that I chill a gel seat.  :P  :BEER:

I was including you too, just trying to lighten the mood before you go under the knife.  FYI, my good buddy wanted to throw in one last bang the NIGHT BEFORE his vasectomy "just in case" things didn't work after.  Result = Kid #3.

[Kev m]

The Urologist asked me what I do for a

living. I asked why.

He said you have a choice to be awake or out for it, unless you're a cop. If you're a cop, you have to go under.

I again asked why.

He said, cause they ALL pass out.

;D

[Lannis]

The Urologist asked me what I do for a

living. I asked why.

He said you have a choice to be awake or out for it, unless you're a cop. If you're a cop, you have to go under.

I again asked why.

He said, cause they ALL pass out.

;D

We have GOT to help Cam get this "New Jersey Lunch on March 28th at Noon" thread back on track.   :)

If we keep on, nobody is going to show up ... they're going to have vague crotch-aches every time they think about the ride and won't attend!   :o

Everyone in New Jersey and Pennsylvania should be there.   I really like these kind of day-trip events.   My son and granddaughters will be with us on Saturday so I won't be able to make our Third Saturday March 15th Guzzi Lunch in Lynchburg, but I make all of them I can ....

Lannis

[drums4money]

fingers crossed for a dry day, blue sky, and 50 degrees.

[Cam3512]

fingers crossed for a dry day, blue sky, and 50 degrees.

Scott,

You best be there on that new MV.

Cam

[drums4money]

I know, I know. 
You'll ride in from 3 hours out & I'm only 20min from the pub. 

Hope to see y'all there. 

Wonder if they'll have crawfish!

[egschade]

I'm supposed to attend a birthday party for a 1 yr old in central LI. Wonder if the kid will miss me if I skip it?

[guzziboy66]

I'll be there.

My crotch healed 10 years ago so I'm good.

[boots]

Hey Guy's, Is this lunch open to all who ride a Guzzi or is this just for a few close friends who happen to ride together and meet up  every now and then ?

[Kev m]

Hey Guy's, Is this lunch open to all who ride a Guzzi or is this just for a few close friends who happen to ride together and meet up  every now and then ?

Anyone.... Even me, so you should be fine. :)

[Lannis]

Hey Guy's, Is this lunch open to all who ride a Guzzi or is this just for a few close friends who happen to ride together and meet up  every now and then ?

This is open to anyone who rides ANY bike or drives ANY car or walks or bicycles and doesn't have to be friend of ANY body there!   All you need is a Guzzi attitude, and you'll see what that is as soon as you pull up!

Lannis

[Cam3512]

This is open to anyone who rides ANY bike or drives ANY car or walks or bicycles and doesn't have to be friend of ANY body there!   All you need is a Guzzi attitude, and you'll see what that is as soon as you pull up!

Lannis

This.  All welcome, that's why I post it here.  Just show and introduce yourself.

[boots]

Thanks, Now all I need to do is close the deal on the bike.

Trying to buy a used 2012 Stelvio (Orange with 1438 miles on the clock) I believe we are now about $900 apart on price.

Buying this bike for a NJ to Alaska trip in Jul of 2016 (I retire in Sept this year) Right now I am riding a 2013 H-D Road Glide plus have three other bikes. A 53 panhead, 66 Sportster, and a 69 Rokon Trailbreaker.

Oh, and used to race Enduros in AMA Dist 6 in the mid 70's to early 80's on Bultaco's...........

[Cam3512]

Thanks, Now all I need to do is close the deal on the bike.

Trying to buy a used 2012 Stelvio (Orange with 1438 miles on the clock) I believe we are now about $900 apart on price.

Buying this bike for a NJ to Alaska trip in Jul of 2016 (I retire in Sept this year) Right now I am riding a 2013 H-D Road Glide plus have three other bikes. A 53 panhead, 66 Sportster, and a 69 Rokon Trailbreaker.

Oh, and used to race Enduros in AMA Dist 6 in the mid 70's to early 80's on Bultaco's...........

Join our NJ forum...

http://mgnocnj.forumcircle.com/index.php

One of our guys (MadMike) made the Alaska trip on his Stelvio last year.