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Los Angeles, Frankston, Bombala, Werribee, Bath, Wagga Wagga.......I could go on....
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There! Gauntlet thrown! Name your 'Crappy place to live' of choice! Extra marks will be given for stories of senseless violence and arrant stupidity! Pete
Buffalo, New York. Story not required, given that it's Buffalo.Wawa, Ontario. It makes Wagga Wagga look like a hub of culture and civilization. It even has a massive sculpture of a goose to welcome you. So awful Neil Young couldn't even write a decent song about it.Phoenix, Arizona. If climate change denial has a home, it's this self-proclaimed metropolis. Not only do they extract an outrageous amount of the Colorado River's meager (that's meagre in Aussie-speak) flow, they smugly sit in grass-surrounded homes in the middle of a desert and complain they're not getting enough water. Did I mention that Phoenix is so far upstream of any part of the Colorado watershed that their waste water can never even reach the Colorado?Almost anyplace in Mississippi. Yes, there's much that can be excused by the blues, by the food, the coastal lifestyle, and by the basic decency of many of its people. But in the end, it's still Mississippi. And yes, I have relatives there.Newfoundland. OK, they do have a rebounding stock of cod, and the people have a great attitude - but why live in a place that even the Portuguese and Vikings said wasn't worth the trouble, where the Gulf Stream becomes the cold stream, and where the all-time favorite song remains, after all these years, "I'se the bye that bild's the boat"? Maybe if they had joined Canadian confederation in 1867 instead of waiting till after WWII...Puerto Rico. How to take a potential paradise and turn it into Puertogatory. It doesn't matter whether you're a conservative or a liberal, a century of mismanagement and corruption can make anyplace a disaster.St Louis, Missouri (and the surrounding area). I grew up there, so I have a right to complain. While cities in the American rust belt often declined because they had few other options as industry moved away, St Louis has no such excuse. It was still located at a hub for both water and rail transport and trade. It still had some of the best schools and universities away from the east and west coasts. It still had corporate entities in advanced and basic manufacturing, finance and other fields that could have been retained instead of cast away. But it didn't do that. Chicago has a reputation that makes most of St Louis look good. Don't even ask about East St Louis - nobody from the Illinois state government has for a couple of decades.Calgary, Alberta. Yes, I know it hosted the Olympic Games, but really, it's just a cowtown full of pretentious oilmen who spend boom times crowing about how smart and rich they are, and spend downmarket cycles complaining about how awful the government / foreign competitors / regulations / lack of consumer demand are. "When I succeed it's because I'm great, and when I fail it's someone else's fault!" Calgary likes to think it's Paris with funny hats and boots, but it's really Fort Worth - with funny hats and boots. Oh, they also ruined what was one of Canada's great trout fishing rivers. I can say this, since I lived in Edmonton for many years (OK, I lived in Calgary for 4 1/2 months back in the 1970s, but I took inoculations and I ended up marrying a girl born in Edmonton - in Edmonton).
I'm in Gippsland so a very pleasant 5 hour? ride to Bungendore if needed. I hear Canberra is lovely this time of year....
Hang on! I can trump the lot of you! I used to live in Wolverhampton! Truly the most appalling 'Armpit of the Universe' created by man. Yes, Hull consistently wins the 'Most Shit Place To Live In Britain' contest but I'm sure that's because Wolverhampton is barred on some sort of technicality!Yes, I'm sure there are many other places in war zones that are worse, (When I was living there it was only a biscuit's toss from being a war zone!) but in any country not experiencing modern conflict Wolverhampton had to take the cake!There! Gauntlet thrown! Name your 'Crappy place to live' of choice! Extra marks will be given for stories of senseless violence and arrant stupidity! Pete
Pete, you've made me imagine a combination of an Australian and a Wolverhampton accent. I fear it may give me nightmares.
Yes, I'm sure there are many other places in war zones that are worse, (When I was living there it was only a biscuit's toss from being a war zone!) but in any country not experiencing modern conflict Wolverhampton had to take the cake!Pete
Calgary, Alberta. Yes, I know it hosted the Olympic Games, but really, it's just a cowtown full of pretentious oilmen who spend boom times crowing about how smart and rich they are, and spend downmarket cycles complaining about how awful the government / foreign competitors / regulations / lack of consumer demand are. "When I succeed it's because I'm great, and when I fail it's someone else's fault!"
Yes, Frankston. Bogan capital of Australia. Followed closely by Wagga.
Your description of the typical Oil man in Calgary is 100% spot on :1:
Why has Pete Roper gone quiet on this thread? Oh yeah, he admitted to renting a motel room in Bankstown. Raises all sorts of questions that.
Malik, you're not thinking of Rob's British butchers in Dandenong are you? Frankston does/did have a lot of 10 pound poms in the 60's and 70's though so it wouldn't surprise me if British heart starters like black pudding are available.