As I was leafing through the latest issue of Consumer Reports last night, I did a double take at a motorcycle satisfaction survey report. I never would have thought that "Consumer Reports" and "Motorcycle" would appear in the same sentence, but there it was, an actual report in the printed pages. The summary is that owners of Victory bikes reported the highest satisfaction, followed by those of Japanese brands. BMW didn't fare so well, and, of course, there was no mention at all of Moto Guzzi. Consumer Reports must have exercised a lot of self restraint to not say anything negative about motorcycles per se.