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Got my panic room finished
"Poonfloss & Bum Fodder" - two funny words I never heard before!...
You kids don't remember the Monkey wards catalog in the outhouse. Only the gentry could afford real tp.
Update and friendly tip... Coffee filters do work well in a pinch, after a pinch.
Our kids think he walks on water now!
Saving coffee filters to use as face masks.
When you consider that in many parts of the world they don't use toilet paper.
Well, true, but in many parts of the world (sometimes the same ones), they eat bat soup, fermented almost-hatched unfertilized chicken eggs, 60% of the population takes a dump on the open ground, and they have regular machete fights between neighboring towns.If I'm not going to emulate any of those customs, I doubt if I'll be looking to them for their leadership in the area of personal hygiene .... !Lannis
Sorry it’s so long : TOILET PAPER34. Koji Suzuki, a Japanese horror novelist best known for writing The Ring, had an entire novel printed on a single roll of toilet paper.
Sorry it’s so long : TOILET PAPER33. If you hang your toilet paper so you can pull it from the top, you're considered more intelligent than someone who pulls it from the bottom. (Wonder how this was determined?)This history was sent to you using my right hand
How the heck can a thread entitled"The Great Poonfloss Shortage of 2020"disappoint anyone in the "direction" it was "intended" to take?Can it even HAVE a direction? And who "intended" for it to go there? And what could ANYONE expect?It's like "The Bennie Hill show got off track somehow" or "I was disappointed in George Carlin's denouement in this routine last night" ....Lannis
Lannis , bubba , just don't , OK ? Dusty
Well, OK, but when the sad but inevitable day comes when the thread"RIP Dolly Parton - Thanks for the Music" comes up, we'll be here for you.Lannis
Who is "we" ? Dusty
Thanks...For the mammaries..
So, I think I'm staying in the rules here and I have to ask a question.I didn't originally read this thread because I wasn't particularly confused by the original shortage (at least no more so than a passing curiosity in the middle of bigger things). But reading this thread because it popped up again has made me wonder something.Did a bunch of you guys not experience a ton of OTHER shortages in the last month?.............What's it like elsewhere around the country?