Aww heck , one more question . Why ?

[oldbike54]

Dusty, this is an old trick.  Rocker solved it right off the bat. 



(IIRC, this was a Philosophy course final exam question at Central State College (Okla) back in the 60s.)

 Yeah , but why ? See , it still hasn't been answered .

  Dusty

[cruzziguzzi]

Not quite....

Tubby or Not Tubby.  Fat is the question.

G

Tabby or not tabby?... cat is the question.

Todd.

[bpreynolds]

Why ? or conversely , why not ?

  Dusty

You want the company answer or the REAL truth?

[LowRyter]

Yeah , but why ? See , it still hasn't been answered .

  Dusty

"Because"

Rocker's correct answer

[Penderic]

The moderators New Years Party?

It always ends with a Vogon poetry recital for some reason.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
[drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 

[balvenie]

When the clock strikes 12 , all of us must observe the walrus .
  Dusty

I know, you're auditioning for scriptwriter on Dr. Who

[oldbike54]

I know, you're auditioning for scriptwriter on Dr. Who

 Now that would be a cool job , especially if one got to meet the last two companions 

  Dusty

[Chuck in Indiana]

Todd, you're on my list of "Guzzi guys that I just have to meet.." 

[cruzziguzzi]

Todd, you're on my list of "Guzzi guys that I just have to meet.." 

My wife would caution against excess enthusiasm - but hell, her taste is subject anyhow if not her enduring compassion and charity.


Todd.

[Tobit]

Great poem Todd.  Charge of the light brigade and The Raven in one. 

Re: why or why not, only why remains. 

[oldbike54]

Great poem Todd.  Charge of the light brigade and The Raven in one. 

Re: why or why not, only why remains.

 But why Tobes ?

  Dusty

[normzone]

Because, Dusty, just like me, they long to be close to you.

At least close enough to pass you the bottle without having to walk all too far.

[oldbike54]

 Good thing I was through eating Norm 

  Dusty