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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #30 on: July 29, 2018, 06:15:12 PM »
:laugh: :grin: :wink: :thumb: :cool:





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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #31 on: July 29, 2018, 08:18:29 PM »
Lannis, are you suggesting when the advertisers of hamburgers, donuts, bottles of hand cream and stuff, that they would use models with small hands to make their product look bigger? Surely not!   :evil:

Surely not!   And especially not from an industry that will take a package that has been the same for 75 years, and start gradually downsizing it .... No more half-gallons of ice cream, they're all "1.75 Quarts" now.   No more pounds of bacon, they're all 12 ounces now ... and so on.   Definitely no fanfare about that!

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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #32 on: July 30, 2018, 03:35:11 PM »
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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2018, 04:18:29 PM »
^^^^^ Good un JJ..
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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #33 on: July 30, 2018, 04:18:29 PM »

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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #34 on: July 30, 2018, 06:10:50 PM »
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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2018, 02:54:18 PM »
Sometimes...a hobby starts out innocent enough...and then... :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :huh: :laugh: :grin: :wink:



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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2018, 03:03:38 PM »
Another classic from San Jose, CA... :laugh: :grin: :wink:





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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2018, 11:02:21 AM »


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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2018, 06:00:18 PM »


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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #40 on: August 04, 2018, 07:53:28 PM »
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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2018, 07:49:40 PM »
Gotta love those vintage ads from yesteryear!!  :laugh: :grin: :wink:




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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2018, 05:49:59 PM »


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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2018, 06:24:36 PM »


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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2018, 06:55:19 PM »
Gotta love those vintage ads from yesteryear!!  :laugh: :grin: :wink:






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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2018, 08:27:00 AM »
Does anyone else remember "The Good Humor Man" and ice cream trucks cruising your neighborhood?!?  :wink:










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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2018, 11:13:35 AM »
Does anyone else remember "The Good Humor Man" and ice cream trucks cruising your neighborhood?!?  :wink:










poems by Helen Maria Williams


OH yeah.   We lived in Norfolk for a year when my Dad was stationed there, and the Good Humor truck would cruise our neighborhood every summer night.   Popsicles were a nickel, ice cream on a stick a dime, and the fancier stuff was 15 cents .... Something to look forward to.

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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2018, 08:38:54 PM »


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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2018, 09:17:58 PM »
Well, if this is going to be a shake-my-cane-at-'em thread ...



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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2018, 09:54:59 AM »
Our Canadian friends, late February:



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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2018, 10:12:13 AM »
Seen on facebook this morning!!!  "The Penguin!!"  :shocked: :shocked: :huh: :huh: :laugh: :grin: :wink:




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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #51 on: August 11, 2018, 05:46:39 PM »
Wisdom of the Weekend... :cool: :thumb:



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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2018, 12:37:17 AM »
I ran out of sick days.....so I called in dead.....
No trees were harmed by the conveyance of this message, but a lot of electrons were seriously disturbed.

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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2018, 07:53:27 PM »
A little known celebrity fact.

These are Keith Richards' daughters ....



When they die, he will inherit everything!
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Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2018, 09:44:18 PM »
They are both hot...hot...HOT!!! 

It's good to be...............Ke ith Richards!! :thumb: :cool: :smiley: :laugh: :grin: :wink:
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