Sure, it's all fun and games until YOU are the one they abduct and do the anal probe 🥵
Yeah, but think of the bragging rights when you belly up to the bar!
Fred: "I once slept with Pamela Anderson!"
Joe: "I slept with Halle Berry twice!"
Bill: "I got anal probed about a dozen times by some aliens who never even told me their names!"
No contest! Bill wins, and Fred and Joe have to pay for his drinks!