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Title: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Burkslaw on November 27, 2022, 09:04:45 AM
I thought this cute little minibike would be a good fixer-upper project for the grandchildren. Grandma says I'm wrong, that it has a bad word on the tank, it will turn them into houligans, lead to a life of crime, cause them to flunk out of junior high school, it has a Torque Converter whatever that is but is sounds dangerous, they will start smoking cigarettes and drinking alocohol, and that I am generally a Bad Grandpa for bringing it home.


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Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Wayne Orwig on November 27, 2022, 09:12:57 AM
She is right.


And her point?





 :evil:
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: drdwb on November 27, 2022, 10:09:48 AM
The reason children are spoiled is because no one spanks Grandpa.
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Guzzi Gal on November 27, 2022, 10:23:26 AM
 :evil: :bow: :gotpics: :popcorn: :bike-037:
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: bigbikerrick on November 27, 2022, 10:38:27 AM
The reason children are spoiled is because no one spanks Grandpa.

Grandpa has to pay good money for that, these days! :evil:
Rick
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: RinkRat II on November 27, 2022, 10:51:25 AM

        Awww go ahead and scar 'em for life.  :evil:

    Paul B :boozing:
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: slopokes on November 27, 2022, 11:05:29 AM
Happy wife —- happy life….
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Shorty on November 27, 2022, 11:22:54 AM
Paint over the script to placate granny and buy the kids decent riding gear. They will either give it up the first time they wreck, or become one of us.  :grin:
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Guzzistajohn on November 27, 2022, 11:30:00 AM
Put a coupla stickers on the tank and call it good!  :thumb:
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: twodogs on November 27, 2022, 12:07:47 PM
Paint the tank,  I would rather you teach them how to ride rather than a stranger. I would love to teach kids how to ride again, good luck 👍
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Moparnut72 on November 27, 2022, 01:00:53 PM
I got a pile of mini bike parts from my son-in-law. He was going to build one or two for the grand kids. They were more interested in softball and actually quite good players. Anyway I built one with a Predator motor from Harbor Freight. I won't let the grand kids ride it though. I damn near dumped me on my head when the centrifugal clutch engaged. The thing is very quick with that 212cc motor. My first bike was only 80cc.  :sad: Of course the CoG is almost over the rear wheel. My wife says I need to wear my helmet when I am on it.
kk
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: JJ on November 27, 2022, 01:10:08 PM
Gas tank graphics aside...I think that's a pretty cool two wheeler!! :bow: :thumb: :cool: :boozing:


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Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: pehayes on November 27, 2022, 01:35:56 PM
Would be nice if it had a front brake so they could learn properly.

Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Antietam Classic Cycle on November 27, 2022, 03:44:36 PM
Looks like a good trainer if you want them to grow up to be Harley or Indian riders. Guzzi riders? Not so much.  :wink:
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: balvenie on November 27, 2022, 05:18:57 PM
Put a blank sticker over the last half of "Bad#$%" and write the word "Bottom".
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: wymple on November 27, 2022, 06:25:37 PM
Listen to Grandma
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: fotoguzzi on November 27, 2022, 07:31:23 PM
Put a blank sticker over the last half of "Bad#$%" and write the word "Bottom" donkey..
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: Don G on November 27, 2022, 09:44:41 PM
Looks like a good trainer if you want them to grow up to be Harley or Indian riders. Guzzi riders? Not so much.  :wink:
But it has a torque convertor! :boozing:  DonG
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: cliffrod on November 28, 2022, 06:57:51 AM
Looks like a good trainer if you want them to grow up to be Harley or Indian riders. Guzzi riders? Not so much.  :wink:

But it has a torque convertor! :boozing:  DonG

Time to do a little creative work….

Replace the tank logos with Moto Guzzi Convert badges to help point the grandchildren in the desired direction.
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: OldMojo on November 28, 2022, 08:08:34 AM
I'm not one of those who thinks kids should be bubble-wrapped, but a chain guard of some sort might be good.
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: geoff in almonte on November 28, 2022, 08:18:10 AM
Put a donkey sticker on the tank

Then go out and get an Iron Cross sissy bar and some apehangers.

Hyahhh Mule!

G
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: mechanicsavant on November 28, 2022, 08:25:13 AM
IMHO , get some poster paint . Paint the tank sky blue , then letter it “Lil Chester honeyhugger “ . That should buy ya some time . With apologies to Johnathan Winters !
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: twowheeladdict on November 28, 2022, 08:45:53 AM
Happy wife —- happy life….

Worst quote ever.  Probably invented by wives. 

Have a happy life.  If she is a part of it, great.   Of course we all ride motorcycles so most of us aren't listening to our wives. 
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: guzzista on November 28, 2022, 11:46:53 AM
Fast forward  20 years after said mini chopper badass training and I can hear  the great Merle Haggard tell the story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKuc4nfJByc
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: JJ on November 28, 2022, 06:30:49 PM
Would be nice if it had a front brake so they could learn properly.

Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA

Here is a cutie with a front brake - 1969 RUPP Roadster!! :bow: :thumb: :boozing: :cool:


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Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: moto-uno on November 28, 2022, 11:34:36 PM
WOW , two dozen posts and it's not even a motorcycle  :evil: , I'm impressed !  Peter
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: balvenie on November 29, 2022, 03:06:31 AM

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumb:
Title: Re: Grandma says I'm wrong
Post by: larrys on December 02, 2022, 09:22:20 AM
Does he ride a bicycle already? My three year old grandson has mastered his electric John Deere tractor, haven't tried him on two wheels yet. Have a 16' bike waiting... Every kid is different. There's several square miles of forest behind my house. I ran a dirt bike and a quad all through it thirty years ago. Looking for a 50cc dirt bike and a 50cc quad for him. He'll get to try both. Whatever he chooses, two or four wheels, will drive what I will buy for myself.
Larry