Author Topic: Advice needed (Read 3709 times)

john fish · « **on:** November 25, 2020, 07:50:15 PM »

Advice needed.
Not about anything in particular.
Just random advice.

Huzo · « **Reply #1 on:** November 25, 2020, 07:52:25 PM »

Like the old Grandpa said in Little Miss Sunshine...
“Sleep with lotsa’ Women....”

GeorgiaGuzzi · « **Reply #2 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:01:36 PM »

Don’t fry bacon naked.

oldbike54 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:12:56 PM »

Make sure to put on pants BEFORE walking out the door .

Dusty

Wildguzzi.com · « **Reply #3 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:12:56 PM »

guzzisteve · « **Reply #4 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:14:13 PM »

If you are screaming at cars driving by on the road stop drinking.

Bulldog9 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:14:45 PM »

Don't eat gas station sushi.............. .....

RinkRat II · « **Reply #6 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:16:29 PM »

Never trust a calm dog.

Paul B

Wildroamer · « **Reply #7 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:18:24 PM »

Not sure you can call it advice, but there sure is a lesson here;
As Confucius said,
"He who goes to bed with itchy butt,
wakes up with smelly finger."

fotoguzzi · « **Reply #8 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:21:20 PM »

Open mind before mouth.

Guzzidad · « **Reply #9 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:27:10 PM »

Before you marry a girl take a close look at her mother

rschrum · « **Reply #10 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:32:27 PM »

It's better to be silent and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubts.

wrbix · « **Reply #11 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:34:28 PM »

Never take advice from SGOTI

cloudbase · « **Reply #12 on:** November 25, 2020, 08:35:56 PM »

After slicing jalapenos or other hot peppers, always wash your hands thoroughly before taking a piss.

Tkelly · « **Reply #13 on:** November 25, 2020, 09:24:01 PM »

Don’t eat at a diner called moms or play cards with a guy called Doc.

Rich A · « **Reply #14 on:** November 25, 2020, 09:32:52 PM »

Quote from: Huzo on November 25, 2020, 07:52:25 PM

Like the old Grandpa said in Little Miss Sunshine...
“Sleep with lotsa’ Women....”

I'm pretty sure he didn't say "sleep with." That movie was hilarious in a twisted way.

Rich A

nc43bsa · « **Reply #15 on:** November 25, 2020, 09:45:16 PM »

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

SED · « **Reply #16 on:** November 25, 2020, 09:49:10 PM »

Say "YES" to everyone who invites you to do something with them outdoors - except destructive drugs and possibly sex.

Scout63 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 25, 2020, 10:41:20 PM »

Wear shop glasses.

Guzikid · « **Reply #18 on:** November 25, 2020, 11:30:10 PM »

Confucius say....."Man who stands around with hands in pockets feel happy" !!!

JoeB · « **Reply #19 on:** November 26, 2020, 06:38:00 AM »

Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
From "Walk in the Wildside" by Nelson Algren.

Guzzistajohn · « **Reply #20 on:** November 26, 2020, 06:52:03 AM »

Don't take any wooden nickels

BillinPA · « **Reply #21 on:** November 26, 2020, 06:52:30 AM »

Don't drive angry, this goes double for ride the motorcycle!

JJ · « **Reply #22 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:00:54 AM »

"Never trust a fart..." ...(I think Jack Nicholson quoted that one in one of his movies!)

geoff in almonte · « **Reply #23 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:06:52 AM »

Quote from: JJ on November 26, 2020, 07:00:54 AM

"Never trust a fart..." ...(I think Jack Nicholson quoted that one in one of his movies!)

or a fat politician.

cloudbase · « **Reply #24 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:08:27 AM »

One of my favorites from that great American philosopher, Lawrence Berra:

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

Perazzimx14 · « **Reply #25 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:14:24 AM »

Don't dip your bread in another man's soup!

steven c · « **Reply #26 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:18:33 AM »

Don't shave your toe's before a full moon.

blackcat · « **Reply #27 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:20:51 AM »

One word: "Plastics"

Loop Tonti EV · « **Reply #28 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:38:49 AM »

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Ncdan · « **Reply #29 on:** November 26, 2020, 07:56:04 AM »

Winter is coming on so never eat snow with yellow areas👍

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Author Topic: Advice needed (Read 3709 times)

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