Advice needed

[lucian]

If you're looking for sympathy. it's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary

[chuck peterson]

There are two types of people in the world...

Those that can draw conclusions from incomplete information.



And another piece of advice..

When you come to a fork in the road, take it...photo of forks actually found in the road

[lucian]

live each day like its your last and someday you'll be right

[n3303j]

The only time you have too much fuel on board is when you are on fire.

[JJ]

"Never regret spending money on the things that make you happy..." 

[Two Checks]

When taking advice always have salt.

[cloudbase]

Be careful where you put your signature, and be careful where you put your dick.  Both can lead to big trouble.

[Burkslaw]

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.  (Courtesy Hunter S. Thompson)

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space.

The best things in life aren't things.

[Wildroamer]

Move a muscle change a thought, change a thought and you change your life.

[Ncdan]

What the hunter shoots today, the hunter eats tonight.

[JJ]

"You can't polish a turd..." 

(Quoted by a friend of mine's high school coach to his team AFTER they lost an important game!!) 

[ozarquebus]

Eschew obfuscation

[oldbike54]

 Alright fellas , keep it clean and non-political .

 Dusty

[chuck peterson]

Eschew obfuscation

Gesundheit!

[ChrisG]

"safety has many tools but thinking is the handle that fits them all" (from my high school shop teacher)

[JJ]

"Adaptability is the key to survival..." 

[JJ]

* Money is a tool...and should be used as such...

* He who hesitates is lost...

* A garden with all the same color flowers would be boring...


 

[SmithSwede]

Don’t pet a burning dog.

[LowRyter]

Make sure to put on pants BEFORE walking out the door .

 Dusty

Is that why you wear pajamas all the time?

[JJ]

"Bird never make nest in bare tree..."

(Remember that 007 classic movie line?)

[wirespokes]

Give a man a ride in a helicopter and he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

[blackcat]

Advice to me from my Mom:  "Don't be cheap like your brother, you know he still has his Holy Communion money"

[JJ]

Advice to me from my Mom:  "Don't be cheap like your brother, you know he still has his Holy Communion money"

That's a good one!!   Reminds me of:

"He's so cheap that he keeps a ten dollar bill folded in his pocket for so long, Hamilton has ingrown whiskers!!"

[geoff in almonte]

That's a good one!!   Reminds me of:

"He's so cheap that he keeps a ten dollar bill folded in his pocket for so long, Hamilton has ingrown whiskers!!"

TeeHee!!!

My grandmother always said "If you want to double your money, fold it in half and put it back in your pocket".

G

[JJ]

"Life is too short to drink bad wine..."

"Life is meant to ENJOY...not ENDURE..."

[Huzo]

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.

Yup..
Good old Roger Miller....

[bigbikerrick]

There are 3 things in life you should never trust....A fart, a fat politician, and a Guzzi neutral light!   
Happy Thanksgiving, Yall,
Rick.

[Italianmotofest]

#1 Things aren’t always as they appear to be. Take a second look before you react.

#2 There will always be a faster gun. Bigger, better, faster. Be happy with what you have.

#3 Ain’t nobody gonna love you like your mother loves(d) you.

Bill

[oumigit2]

Engage brain before putting mouth in gear

[JC85]

Never pass up a free meal. Also not so much advice as general wisdom, but a favorite gem of mine:

"It is only when a mosquito lands upon a man's testicles that he truly realizes that any situation can be solved without the use of violence."