Author Topic: Advice needed (Read 3703 times)

My Mom said this often; Remembering and following it has made a lot of difference in my life:
"If you cannot say something nice, don't say anything at all."

bikeridertim · « **Reply #69 on:** November 26, 2020, 10:55:46 PM »

" If all else fails, try reading the instructions"

Three things you should never mess with:
A man's tools, a man's money, and a man's wife.
(my Dad when I was about 18)

Muzz · « **Reply #70 on:** November 26, 2020, 11:23:04 PM »

Don't even bother trying to strike a match on a bar of soap.

Lovey · « **Reply #71 on:** November 27, 2020, 02:36:11 AM »

He who expects little in life is seldom dissapointed. (My life saying).
It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. (My work saying, along with the one above).
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and and over, and then expecting different results.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Huzo · « **Reply #72 on:** November 27, 2020, 03:05:51 AM »

Quote from: bacongrease on November 26, 2020, 07:14:26 PM

It was....

Never trust a fart.
Never pass up a bathroom.
Never waste a hard-on.

I don't remember which movie.

Bucket list..

Johncolleary · « **Reply #73 on:** November 27, 2020, 04:34:09 AM »

Never walk on ice with your hands in your pockets!
Believe me I know from experience!!

larrys · « **Reply #74 on:** November 27, 2020, 07:07:17 AM »

Opinions are worth what you pay for them.
Larry

Chuck in Indiana · « **Reply #75 on:** November 27, 2020, 09:29:39 AM »

From Granny Tits:
Wish in one hand, s*it in the other. See which one fills up first.

JJ · « **Reply #76 on:** November 27, 2020, 09:51:08 AM »

"Eat breakfast like a King...lunch like a Queen...and dinner like a Pauper"

(My mother drove us nuts with that one...)

Sasquatch Jim · « **Reply #77 on:** November 27, 2020, 10:25:42 AM »

Do not look into the laser with the remaining eye.

roadventure · « **Reply #78 on:** November 27, 2020, 10:46:14 AM »

Don't pet sweaty things;

Don't sweat petty things.

geoff in almonte · « **Reply #79 on:** November 27, 2020, 12:35:41 PM »

Quote from: larrys on November 27, 2020, 07:07:17 AM

Opinions are worth what you pay for them.
Larry

Opinions are like a**holes - everybody's got one.

JJ · « **Reply #80 on:** November 27, 2020, 12:40:29 PM »

Quote from: roadventure on November 27, 2020, 10:46:14 AM

Don't pet sweaty things;

Don't sweat petty things.

"Don't sweat the SMALL stuff...because in the end...it's all small stuff!"

Ncdan · « **Reply #81 on:** November 27, 2020, 12:46:54 PM »

Quote from: geoff in almonte on November 27, 2020, 12:35:41 PM

Opinions are like a**holes - everybody's got one.

And everybody’s is different 😂😂

Moparnut72 · « **Reply #82 on:** November 27, 2020, 02:31:24 PM »

My mom: What do you have to show for your money.
kk

lorengo70 · « **Reply #83 on:** November 27, 2020, 02:42:15 PM »

Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

nsmith · « **Reply #84 on:** November 27, 2020, 03:21:42 PM »

It's only far way because you're not there.
Long distance riding "sit there till you get there"

nc43bsa · « **Reply #85 on:** November 27, 2020, 03:56:37 PM »

Everything is within driving distance, if you have the time.

SED · « **Reply #86 on:** November 27, 2020, 04:58:17 PM »

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence...

You're more likely to get forgiveness than permission...

80CX100 · « **Reply #87 on:** November 27, 2020, 06:36:28 PM »

When someone shows you who they really are,,, believe them

The moral majority,,, is neither

Better to be judged by 12,,, than carried by 6

If a solution seems impossible, sometime the best course of action,,, is nothing at all,,, time and the universe have a way of working things out

Never buy groceries when you're hungry,,, I made that mistake today,,,ouch!$ lol

kballowe · « **Reply #88 on:** November 28, 2020, 06:12:46 AM »

A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkey's monkey.

Texas Turnip · « **Reply #89 on:** November 28, 2020, 06:46:18 AM »

You have lived a perfect life it you die broke and the undertaker gets a hot check.

Tex

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Author Topic: Advice needed (Read 3703 times)

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