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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: bad Chad on June 24, 2019, 05:06:45 PM
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Just having fun. Yet we here on this text based forum really favor text with pictures, it’s only natural. But as simple as it seems to many posting a pic is another level of tech, it just is.
Just post something new and you get a bunch of where are the pics.
f*** your pics ... try reading again, paint a picture in your mind, might help ward off dementia.
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Chad , might be time to put down whatever it is you are ingesting , that is the weirdest rant ever :huh:
Dusty
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Chad , might be time to put down whatever it is you are ingesting , that is the weirdest rant ever :huh:
Dusty
Naa, not for Chad.. :evil: :grin:
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Chad, can you draw me a picture?
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I’m going to figure this out off line. I’m in Mexico now. I’m going to find some local help to see me through
Thanks friends.
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So are you trying to post pictures , or are you lost in Mexico ?
Dusty
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Mexico?? never happened w/o pictures!
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The weird thing is that I understood Chads post and I don't know if that's good or bad :shocked:
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The weird thing is that I understood Chads post and I don't know if that's good or bad :shocked:
all bad. that's his NAME
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(https://i.ibb.co/PFSc2gk/alcohol-boy-drink-drunk-girl-life-live-my-life-love-party-photo-photograph-photography-photograpy-tequila-text-true-weheartit-one-tequil.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PFSc2gk)
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I’m going to figure this out off line. I’m in Mexico now. I’m going to find some local help to see me through
Thanks friends.
Did you eat the worm?
Dave
Galveston
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Did you eat the worm?
Dave
Galveston
Seems maybe Chad has gone Carlos Castaneda on us .
Dusty
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Don Juan?
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Don Juan was a figment of Castaneda's very fertile imagination .
Dusty
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Ah joke all you want, but you weren’t here conversing with a lizard.
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Don Juan?
Carlos Casteneda wrote a series of books about his apprenticeship with a Indian medicineman?, shaman?, wizzard? Don Jaun in Mexico. Required reading amongst hippie folk in 70's.
Dave
Galveston
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(https://i.ibb.co/jzDP3wg/IMG-1775-Copy-2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/jzDP3wg)
Around here we say "No picture, No fish"
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Ah joke all you want, but you weren’t here conversing with a lizard.
Do not trust lizards of any kind, especially iguanas. Armadillos and tepezcuintle will tell the truth if you ask politely.
Dave
Galveston
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Do not trust lizards of any kind, especially iguanas. Armadillos and tepesquintle will tell the truth if you ask politely.
Dave
Galveston
Yep , turtles are also trustworthy , although patience is required when dealing with one .
Dusty
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Can we get a picture of the lizard?
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Liizards?? Are we talking about lot lizards or lounge lizards? Do you really want to see pictures?
Tex
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Yep , turtles are also trustworthy , although patience is required when dealing with one .
Dusty
Of course, Gamera is a friend to all children...
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/018/152/Showa_Gamera_Flying.jpg)
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^^^A rocket powered turtle , cool :thumb:
Dusty
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Here's an image for you. I look good in spandex :cool:
(https://i.ibb.co/7prnN4c/1444.jpg) (https://ibb.co/7prnN4c)
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I like turtles
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I like turtles
Turtles all the way down Taz , turtles all the way down .
Dusty
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Don Juan was a figment of Castaneda's very fertile imagination .
Dusty
as was most of the book
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as was most of the book
According to his wife , he was mostly holed up in an Albuquerque motel room eating peyote during that period of time .
Dusty
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Hey! A guys gotta do what a guys gotta do..
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If you find a turtle on a fence post, chances are it didn't get there by itself.
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One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor :boozing: :boozing: :boozing:
Tom
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According to his wife , he was mostly holed up in an Albuquerque motel room eating peyote during that period of time .
Dusty
yeah.
I have to say the book was rather stupid and disappointing.
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Not sure where I found this, but the second paragraph might be relevant.
BMWs are like the Hot German Scientist chick. Glasses, prim, mannered, efficient. She can solve quadratic equations while kicking your ass with kung-fu moves. You have to approach her on her terms and then she will bring you ecstasy in the most efficient manner possible using techniques she learned from an ancient Kama Sutra she discovered on a sabbatical in India.
Guzzis on the other hand, are the art school wild child. long, wind-tossed hair and mischievous winks. She will redecorate your house into a turkish harem while you are away on a business trip and greet you with absinthe tainted kisses. You will go out for pizza with her and wind up somewhere in the Mojave, tequila drunk and shooting cactus with a stolen pistol.
Tom
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^^^^^^ :grin: :grin: :thumb:
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Thanks for that Tom. Now I know why I ride Guzzis although I did date that BMW chick for a while in the 80's. She was rather remarkable.
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Omfg lol :bow:
Time to put the pot in the pipe,,, and the peyote back in your pocket js :grin:
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Not sure where I found this, but the second paragraph might be relevant.
BMWs are like the Hot German Scientist chick. Glasses, prim, mannered, efficient. She can solve quadratic equations while kicking your ass with kung-fu moves. You have to approach her on her terms and then she will bring you ecstasy in the most efficient manner possible using techniques she learned from an ancient Kama Sutra she discovered on a sabbatical in India.
Guzzis on the other hand, are the art school wild child. long, wind-tossed hair and mischievous winks. She will redecorate your house into a turkish harem while you are away on a business trip and greet you with absinthe tainted kisses. You will go out for pizza with her and wind up somewhere in the Mojave, tequila drunk and shooting cactus with a stolen pistol.
Tom
Committing this to memory :thumb:
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Had any good enchiladas while down south?