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Title: How The Hell ???
Post by: fubar guzzi on August 02, 2020, 08:15:28 PM
       So, now I got your attention here's the ??????   How the hell do I get into Guzzidiag???? I spent 7big ones for a lap top so I can use FREE hardware,ordered a cable from London to hook it up,took two months to get here(- 19) + I'll be damed if I can get into Guzzidiag !!! If it matters I am left handed,I tend to let my tongue hang out on the left side just as a matter of fact ---nothing --- kicking the tires seems to do little in regard to Guzzidiag.The powers that be must be out to lunch cause their not much help either!! I get the red part on my screen,where I punch in # for (rpm   co% temp + so on) I'm out of luck. I need tutoring so I can be connected.    Thank you!!!
Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: Ncdan on August 02, 2020, 08:37:36 PM
Lol, try and relax buddy, someone will chime in shortly and walk you through it. My better half downloaded it for me as I’m computer illiterate. Just hang tight until one of the pros jump in, if not tonight tomorrow 👍
Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: PJPR01 on August 02, 2020, 09:10:36 PM
Fubar,

Presumably you're not getting the port connected, this can be the tricky first step part.  You can initially try to connect to a different USB port, but the port connection is the critical first step in order for you to eventually be able to select your bike. 

Is that the part you are stuck at?

Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: Gliderjohn on August 02, 2020, 09:12:13 PM
Sorry for the difficulties but from one lefty to another, good luck!
GliderJohn
Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: Clancy on August 02, 2020, 09:17:33 PM
If you post in the "Guzzidiag Tutorial" thread, or re-name your post to include "guzzidiag issues", then Beetle & other specialists are more likely to notice and assist.
Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: Bulldog9 on August 02, 2020, 09:25:46 PM
       So, now I got your attention here's the ??????   How the hell do I get into Guzzidiag???? I spent 7big ones for a lap top so I can use FREE hardware,ordered a cable from London to hook it up,took two months to get here(- 19) + I'll be damed if I can get into Guzzidiag !!! If it matters I am left handed,I tend to let my tongue hang out on the left side just as a matter of fact ---nothing --- kicking the tires seems to do little in regard to Guzzidiag.The powers that be must be out to lunch cause their not much help either!! I get the red part on my screen,where I punch in # for (rpm   co% temp + so on) I'm out of luck. I need tutoring so I can be connected.    Thank you!!!

Well, when you are fubar, what else is there to say?

GD is easy..... (on a windows machine)
1. Download GD
2. Locate EXE to a GD folder (I have one for each bike)
3. Connect cable. Power, bike, USB
4. Launch GD
5. Set preferences, select the right platform (motorcycle model) AND COM port.  Usually will select right one, but if it doesnt connect, try whatever options you are given.
6. Select connect... WALLAH

And NFN, but keeping your tongue in your mouth is a good start.  :cool:
Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: Tom on August 03, 2020, 01:01:40 AM
Well, when you are fubar, what else is there to say?

GD is easy..... (on a windows machine)
1. Download GD
2. Locate EXE to a GD folder (I have one for each bike)
3. Connect cable. Power, bike, USB
4. Launch GD
5. Set preferences, select the right platform (motorcycle model) AND COM port.  Usually will select right one, but if it doesnt connect, try whatever options you are given.
6. Select connect... Voila!

And NFN, but keeping your tongue in your mouth is a good start.  :cool:
Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on August 03, 2020, 06:51:34 AM
It has to be able to "see" the ecu. I *never* use the kill switch to shut off the bike, but a friend that brought his bike over does.  :rolleyes: I felt like an idiot.  :smiley: Well, if the shoe fits..
Oh, and any other interlock too.
Title: Re: How The Hell ???
Post by: Huzo on August 03, 2020, 09:30:44 PM
It has to be able to "see" the ecu. I *never* use the kill switch to shut off the bike, but a friend that brought his bike over does.  :rolleyes: I felt like an idiot.  :smiley: Well, if the shoe fits..
Oh, and any other interlock too.
See..?
Who the hell actually knows this crap ? You can be one click away from success...(and not know how you did it..)
Or.
One click away from monumental failure..(and still not know what you did..)
Or even worse still..?
Totally successful..(and haven less idea how you did it..)
When I said I have no idea and well meaning individuals say “it’s really basic...”
So is solving a quadratic equation, flying a plane, kicking someone in the head with a spinning heel kick, building your own wire wheels.
But NONE of that means ANYTHING, when you enter this world.
I don’t know who Hewlett Packard is, but I know I hate his motherless guts...
The screen looks the same when you are “nearly right” as when you are “completely up shit creek...”