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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: oldbike54 on September 19, 2020, 09:21:46 PM
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
What's it from ?
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Bill and Ted.
Try this:
It's twoo!
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Blazing Saddles
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Bill and Ted.
Try this:
It's twoo!
Correct Blazing Saddles
Strange things are afoot at the Howard Johnson ?
Dusty
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"It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. "
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"It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. "
Army of Darkness
“I’ve been ionized, but I’m OK now”
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“Ahhh....Pardon me my man...
I..I...don’t think there’s anything wrong with this keyboard........”
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“You goin To pull those pistols or whistle Dixie”
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“You goin To pull those pistols or whistle Dixie”
I'm guessing here, Blazing Saddles?
Here is another one.
"He's not dead yet! He's pinin' for the fjords."
John Henry
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"Dobby, why do you wear that thing?"
"This, sir? 'Tis a mark of a house-elves' enslavement, sir!"
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“Ahhh....Pardon me my man...
I..I...don’t think there’s anything wrong with this keyboard........”
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I'm guessing here, Blazing Saddles?
Here is another one.
"He's not dead yet! He's pinin' for the fjords."
John Henry
THE OUTLAW JOSEY WELLS
The next best line in that great western was
“I’m glad you stopped her when you did, I might have killed her”
That’s when the Indian gal was on top of the old Chief about to kill him with a knife 🤣
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Call me weird , haven't ever watched even one movie starring Clint Eastwood , or Marion Morrison . Had to Google those lines .
Dusty
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Call me weird , haven't ever watched even one movie starring Clint Eastwood , or Marion Morrison . Had to Google those lines .
Dusty
I must agree with you my friend, yes that’s weird or maybe worse than that being down right un-american 😂😂😂
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“Always Look on The Bright Side of Life”
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“Always Look on The Bright Side of Life”
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“I’ve been ionized, but I’m OK now”
Stumped y’all?
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“You goin To pull those pistols or whistle Dixie”
The Outlaw Josie Wales
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The greatest movie line I ever heard....
"Steal something casual"
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Wild and cool to be reading these comments from you guys about The Outlaw Josey Wales!
One of the best Westerns ever filmed, IMO, and I just happen to be reading this right now...
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Edit: Forgot to add, without straying, lol... "Excuse me while I whip this out."
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“The funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man. Straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.”
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Wild and cool to be reading these comments from you guys about The Outlaw Josey Wales!
One of the best Westerns ever filmed, IMO, and I just happen to be reading this right now...
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Edit: Forgot to add, without straying, lol... "Excuse me while I whip this out."
blazing saddles” while on the Sheriff was on the stage?
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Most girls like to play pretties, but you like guns do you?
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The Outlaw Josey Wales is one of my all time favorites. If you want to watch your first ( :shocked:) Clint Eastwood movie and you like westerns, Wales would be an excellent choice. Lots of great lines in it. One of my favorites is "Endeavor to persevere." The entire Chief Dan George monologue is great.
Here's one that's not from a Clint Eastwood movie :smiley:
"Running's not a plan. Running's what you do once a plan fails."
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Here is another one.
"He's not dead yet! He's pinin' for the fjords."
John Henry
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“The funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man. Straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.”
I guessed at this one. It was interesting to see that S King liked the movie.
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I'll do one. From the movie with perhaps the best written dialogue of all time.
Tom Reagan : So what's the deal, you get to live and Verna has to be Leo's girl?
Bernie : I have nothing to do with that, she'll sleep with anyone Tom, you know that! She even tried to teach me a thing or two about bed antics once. Some crackpot idea about saving me from my friends. She's a sick twist all right.
Tom Reagan : She speaks highly of you.
Bernie : Yeah, well, you stick by your family.
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Guzzi link:
“You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*“
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Guzzi link:
“You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*“
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"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
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“The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
GliderJohn
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"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
The Godfather
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Guzzi link:
“You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still *dearly* loves a *cage.*“
Great, quirky movie :thumb:
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Nothing like a good piece of hickory...
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And, one of MY all time favs, I AIN'T YOUR PA!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TbtTaHrIHI
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Well Mr. Lightning, move a muscle, twitch a finger....
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"Johnny...What are you rebelling against?" I dunno....whaddya got?" :thumb: :cool: :boozing:
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Rosebud
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OK...here's an easy one...
"Where wolf? There wolf."
Be well,
DougG
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Rosebud
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A line from the best movie ever..... Don't be alarmed ladies an gentlemen, those chains are made of chrome steel
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“What's a mook?“
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A line from the best movie ever..... Don't be alarmed ladies an gentlemen, those chains are made of chrome steel
King Kong
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Here is another one.
"He's not dead yet! He's pinin' for the fjords."
John Henry
Isn't that from the Monty Python skit of the Dead Parrot (Norwegian Blue)
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"I'm your Huckleberry."
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"I'm your Huckleberry."
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What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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I can eat forty eggs.
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What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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I can eat forty eggs.
Cool hand Luke
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Nothing like a good piece of hickory...
Eastwood again. Pale rider, I think
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OK...here's an easy one...
"Where wolf? There wolf."
Be well,
DougG
Marty Feldman :thumb:
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Isn't that from the Monty Python skit of the Dead Parrot (Norwegian Blue)
Yep
ZZ
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I don't recall the movie, but you can guess the genre.
"The man needed killin!"
and a similar one from a song.
"If a man ever needed dying, he did. No had the right to say the things he said about you!"
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“Hello Carson”
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"I'm your Huckleberry."
Tomestone, Doc Holiday
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Eastwood again. Pale rider, I think
Correct!
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What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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I can eat forty eggs.
Smokie and the bandit, the sheriff, Beaufort P Justice?
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You got it Guzzistajohn! 9-20-20
Young Frankenstein. (Or Frakenshteen!) AKA Gene Wilder.
Be well,
DougG
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We have a half pack of cigarettes,a full tank of gas, it’s dark out and we have our sunglasses on—- Hit it.....
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"I'm not supposed to even BE here today!"
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Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well are you?
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We have a half pack of cigarettes,a full tank of gas, it’s dark out and we have our sunglasses on—- Hit it.....
Blues Brothers
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Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well are you?
Dirty Harry
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oops mobiker beat me to it
Paul B :boozing:
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"Hey buddy, whaddya got a dead cat in there?" "F.U. ass#@!^"
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" No one misses a slice from a cut loaf. "
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You shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself.
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Remember Sully, when I told you I was going to kill you last?
I lied!
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No, she gets a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries. Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
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" No one misses a slice from a cut loaf. "
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Breaker Morant. What a great film, watched it again not too long ago.
The last film I watched with Bryan Brown (small part) was The Accidental Soldier and it was directed by his wife, Rachael Ward.
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“180...? Tell him he’s dreamin’....”
“This....is goin’ straight to the pool room..”
“What d’ya call this darl...?”
“How’s the serenity...”
“You’re an ideas man...”
“They’re not takin’ me house...”
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“180...? Tell him he’s dreamin’....”
“What d’ya call this darl...?”
“How’s the serenity...”
“You’re an ideas man...”
“They’re not takin’ me house...”
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Toooo easy Huzo. "The Castle"
"Tell im he's dreamin" is a line still in regular use here still. A classi.
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You got it Guzzistajohn! 9-20-20
Young Frankenstein. (Or Frakenshteen!) AKA Gene Wilder.
Be well,
DougG
Fornkensteen and Blazing saddles are my two favs!
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"He should be cut up into itty bitty pieces and buried alive."
Larry
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My favorite movie line:
"Anytime "
EDIT:
Okay you animals. Summerplace. 1959.
Dorothy McGuire to Richard Egan.
Former lovers now unhappily married to others.
When a lady friend sez that to me......... :tongue:
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"Hey buddy, whaddya got a dead cat in there?" "F.U. ass#@!^"
Terminator
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You shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself.
Unforgiven
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"I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in the town"
DougG
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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
What's it from ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgniTzdiw_0
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Making an assumption makes an a$$ out of u and umption.
If you're going to shoot...........sho ot, don't talk.
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If you're going to shoot...........sho ot, don't talk.
Tuco...taking a bath in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...
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" Clark, I don't wanna spend the holidays dead!"
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"We just wanna be FREE....Free to ride our machines and not be hassled by THE MAN!!" :laugh: :grin: :wink:
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"I'm your density. I mean, your destiny"
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Tomestone, Doc Holiday
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Smokie and the bandit, the sheriff, Beaufort P Justice?
Nope, Cool Hand Luke
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Terminator
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" Clark, I don't wanna spend the holidays dead!"
Taking a guess...National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
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Easy one.
" that rug really tied the room together. "
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“A man's got to know his limitations.”
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Easy one.
" that rug really tied the room together. "
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The Dude.
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triple bonus, same movie.
"What don't you want? What don't you want, the corn on the cob or the green beans?
“Sure feels like beer o’clock.”
"We ain't stealing from you. We're stealing from the bank."
bonus bonus
"I've been poor my whole life, like a disease passing from generation to generation. But not my boys, not anymore."
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"You're going answer to the Coca Cola company."
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"You're going answer to the Coca Cola company."
Dr Strangelove?
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All right, all right...all right!
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
I kilt the bear the kilt me
You cook good rabbit, pilrrim.
I am Bearclaw Chris Lapp, blood kin to the grizzer that bit Jim Bridger’s ass. You are molesting my hunt.
Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face.
There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Dr Strangelove?
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All right, all right...all right!
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
I kilt the bear the kilt me
You cook good rabbit, pilrrim.
I am Bearclaw Chris Lapp, blood kin to the grizzer that bit Jim Bridger’s ass. You are molesting my hunt.
Aw, man. I shot Marvin in the face.
There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Pulp Fiction
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triple bonus, same movie.
"What don't you want? What don't you want, the corn on the cob or the green beans?
“Sure feels like beer o’clock.”
"We ain't stealing from you. We're stealing from the bank."
bonus bonus
"I've been poor my whole life, like a disease passing from generation to generation. But not my boys, not anymore."
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One of my favorites Mr Fish! :thumb:
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THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
The events depicted in this film
took place in Minnesota in 1987.
At the request of the survivors,
the names have been changed.
Out of respect for the dead,
the rest has been told exactly
as it occurred.
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And yesterday, in Toledo, a man was eaten by a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
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I think I'll chin up to the bar.
G
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THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
The events depicted in this film
took place in Minnesota in 1987.
At the request of the survivors,
the names have been changed.
Out of respect for the dead,
the rest has been told exactly
as it occurred.
Fargo
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Fargo
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and it was TOTALY a TRUE story. 100%
Someone had to clean out the woodchipper.
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several hints here. One of the best movies but overshadowed by something else (not nearly as good)
"Oh, Frank, my lips are hot! Oh, kiss my hot lips!"
bonus
"Frank, were you on this religious kick at home, or did you crack up over here?"
"It's a good thing you have a nice body, nurse, otherwise they'd get rid of you quick."
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How about "...a man could have himself a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff."
Or ".. You've never worked in the private sector. It's tough, they expect results."
and of course "Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
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"George, you don't want to play nursemaid to a bunch of garlic eaters...." :shocked: :rolleyes: :laugh: :grin: :wink:
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LowRyter: "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot! Oh, kiss my hot lips!" Gotta be MASH the movie when Frank was Robert Duvall.
Guess this:
" There is an endless supply of White Men. But there always has been a limited number of Human Beings. "
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How about "...a man could have himself a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff."
Or ".. You've never worked in the private sector. It's tough, they expect results."
and of course "Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
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I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
Classic
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LowRyter: "Oh, Frank, my lips are hot! Oh, kiss my hot lips!" Gotta be MASH the movie when Frank was Robert Duvall.
Guess this:
" There is an endless supply of White Men. But there always has been a limited number of Human Beings. "
MASH was a great movie, it was also a TV show but that doesn't mean it wasn't a great movie. Ground breaking movie, also a watered down tv show.
Don't know your quote. (OK, I cheated, one of the best movies of the era. Ask old Lodge Skins)
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Slim Pickens / Dr. Strangelove!!
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"I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!"
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“A man's got to know his limitations.”
I am surprised this wasn't caught right away.
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How about "...a man could have himself a pretty good time in Vegas with all this stuff."
Or ".. You've never worked in the private sector. It's tough, they expect results."
and of course "Never bet against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
Ghostbusters You've never worked in the private sector. It's tough, they expect results."
I quote this line all the time.
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"I kilt the bear the kilt me"
Jeremiah Johnson
"I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!"
Network
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"We're American soldiers. We've been kicking ass for 200 years. We're ten and one"
Same movie
"It's party time..... Italian style!" and.......
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*."
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Ghostbusters You've never worked in the private sector. It's tough, they expect results."
I quote this line all the time.
Dogs and cats living together.
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"We're American soldiers. We've been kicking ass for 200 years. We're ten and one"
Same movie
"It's party time..... Italian style!" and.......
"C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*."
Stripes
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"Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Viet-namese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
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"George, you don't want to play nursemaid to a bunch of garlic eaters...." :shocked: :rolleyes: :laugh: :grin: :wink:
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I’m sure that Frank Capra had something to do with that line in the movie.
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"Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Viet-namese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've just got to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."
Full Metal Jacket?
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The beautiful female detective says..
“How would you like me to make your life a living hell *******...”
His response ?
“Wellll...I’m not sure I’m ready for a relationship right now Lois...”
Allllrriightyyyyy then....
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Tuco...taking a bath in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly...
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HUZO, that was great, was it not?
And NOBODY got my CLERKS reference. Shame, that.
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Full Metal Jacket?
Bingo
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HUZO, that was great, was it not?
And NOBODY got my CLERKS reference. Shame, that.
Griswalds ?