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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: chuck peterson on December 17, 2025, 05:57:45 AM
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Tracks of over 10,000 elderly Guzzi riders gathering and riding thru Stelvio Pass discovered in ancient volcanic rock.
scientists voice the opinion that guzziti never die, just gather with their friends and have roamed freely since prehistoric times near their place of birth
gathering in large groups scientists speculate it was for relaying information among the elderly riders about tire construction and use in different conditions, types of olive oil and dinosaur bones for internal digestive concerns and swapping motorcycles
Outside of the tracks, large mounds of discarded worn out jackets, helmets and boots were discovered. Apparently these were used as a meeting ground where older riders would initiate new by covering them in appropriate used gear and setting them on a v700, then pulling the eye cover off and pushing them down Stelvio Pass with drum brakes. If they lived they were in…next requirement was to grow grey hair, beard and mustache
https://apnews.com/article/italy-dinosaur-footprints-olympics-bipedal-herbivores-5a6ab5e5c68398716d339dba56a04112
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That interpretation seems to be a product of cabin fever and seasonal affective disorder.
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Just proving once again sarcasm doesn’t work on the internet
Guzziti….dinosaurs….
Dinosaurs…guzziti
Geeeze what a tough crowd
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I love it, then again I can read and write in cursive , and read a map. i.e. Dinosaur.
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Just proving once again sarcasm doesn’t work on the internet
Guzzisti….dinosaurs….
Dinosaurs…guzzisti
Geeeze what a tough crowd
Probably the humor was left in the Ice Age as well along with the dinosaurs. As far as I know the plural of Guzzi is Guzzisti...just a minor correction!
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Probably the humor was left in the Ice Age as well along with the dinosaurs. As far as I know the plural of Guzzi is Guzzisti...just a minor correction!
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Dont be Hating...Maybe my man writes in a Sicilian Dialect. My Italian is pretty good and when I get south of Naples it begins to deteriorate to the point that by Palermo I need help with everything.
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Excellently done Chuck! I wish we had more of this kind of clever, made at home from real folks content. I encourage you to do more! As for the party poops, who cares, let them.