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Title: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: leafman60 on November 14, 2012, 06:02:01 AM
Have y'all seen this girl in Russia?  Not photo-shopped.



(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/E366D891CE1AF7D70CC96DE3B81E7_h316_w628_m4_ccyWaQTMb.jpg)


(NGC icon added)  R59
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: BigDave in PA on November 14, 2012, 07:39:34 AM
Have y'all seen this girl in Russia?  Not photo-shopped.



(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/E366D891CE1AF7D70CC96DE3B81E7_h316_w628_m4_ccyWaQTMb.jpg)


(NGC icon added)  R59

 No, I've never been to Russia but I hope to god they keep her there so I don't end up seeing here here!!!
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: rocker59 on November 14, 2012, 07:45:03 AM
I know you say it's not photoshopped, but in looking at the image up close, there sure do appear to be some odd artifacts.  I could go on and on, but I'd bet money on image editing for this one.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: gary martin on November 14, 2012, 08:05:01 AM
I know you say it's not photoshopped, but in looking at the image up close, there sure do appear to be some odd artifacts.  I could go on and on, but I'd bet money on image editing for this one.

there was just a segment on Good Morning America about her.  with the exception of a boob job and makeup she's for real.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: leafman60 on November 14, 2012, 08:12:24 AM
(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/auntitled-1.jpg)

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/untitled.jpg)


Looks like a Disney drawing ....
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: NC Steve on November 14, 2012, 08:13:29 AM
This is becoming a bit of an issue, especially in Japan. Many of the women change their appearance thru  hours of makeup application, wigs, etc, but others are beginning to have plastic surgeries to permanently alter their appearance. The eyes alone can be altered via oversized contact lenses, which are considered very dangerous by ophthalmologist. There are even videos on YouTube of these radical transformations.

Clearly a  psychological abnormality.
Very disturbing, and not for the easily amazed & astounded.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: leafman60 on November 14, 2012, 08:19:49 AM
there was just a segment on Good Morning America about her.  with the exception of a boob job and makeup she's for real.

That's right.  Don't be so cynical.  Sheeze.  By the way, we do not know for sure if this is NGC.  She likes bikes and she MAY ride a Guzzi !  Have you seen her bike wear ?

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/DB84B446F22CB33DDF9BDC9F648AD_h316_w628_m4_cMyIMcOYQ.jpg)


Poor little thing also likes to swim but can't find a warm sandy beach in Russia. Nothing but old rocks there. Her dream is to come to florida and lay on the sand.

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/973746F9F0AA141E4358356A14D3B6_h316_w628_m4_cnfnAqAHn.jpg)

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/F5AA372646ADEAB82CC5C3FF7B9E3_h316_w628_m4_cPfClGzbf.jpg)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Lannis on November 14, 2012, 08:28:54 AM
I know you say it's not photoshopped, but in looking at the image up close, there sure do appear to be some odd artifacts.  I could go on and on, but I'd bet money on image editing for this one.

I agree.  It's not cynicism, just realism.   Just a minor bit of photo retouching and adjusting and lighting, and you can radically change someone's appearance.

Like Barbara Walters.   Towards the end when she was still on regular TV, they only filmed her in light SO faint and pink that it was almost infrared.   If you'd put her in regular light with no makeup, she'd have come apart like the guy who drank from the wrong Grail .....

Lannis
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Pfaff! on November 14, 2012, 08:29:20 AM
(http://www.viciousenterprises.com/summersblog/jocylneafter.jpg)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: bratman2 on November 14, 2012, 08:31:27 AM
Yes she does like motorcycles and I think the first picture was just bad! She looks pretty good right here!!!!
(http://s8.postimage.org/f4zxdedyp/Russian_Barbie_motorcycle.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/f4zxdedyp/)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: screamday on November 14, 2012, 08:32:53 AM
(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/auntitled-1.jpg)

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/untitled.jpg)


Looks like a Disney drawing ....

She can't help it.....she was drawn that way.  ;D

(http://www.fernbyfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/who_framed_roger_rabbit_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: NC Steve on November 14, 2012, 08:34:26 AM
"Individuals having Oriental eyes and sleepy eyes usually opt for an Asian blepharoplasty or double eyelid surgery. Very often, the reasons for this particular plastic surgery procedure are purely cosmetic.

Christopher Johnson, a student, has taken the regular Asian blepharoplasty a step further and got himself a pair of anime eyes. Anime is a very popular style of the Japanese comic book and video art form of manga. The characters are characterized by their eyes, which are doe-eyed and larger than average.


While it is not impossible for plastic surgery to fashion such a look, it is certainly counted an extreme procedure. The cosmetic procedure required colored lenses to be inserted into Johnson's eyes, without which there was a danger of them falling off.

While Johnson may not have been alone in wishing for anime features (it does have a large cult following), the pursuit of such an extreme method of physical alteration can at best be viewed with caution.

At the Plastic Surgery Institute of California we review the emotional as well as physical health of a patient before recommending a surgical procedure. While we keep an open mind fore new plastic surgery procedures, we are conservative in our views of patient safety, which is always given first preference."
 
Something to do research on over the long, cold winter.  :P
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Horseman on November 14, 2012, 08:38:36 AM
Give me an all-natural woman any day of the week. ;D  That lady is just plain scary! :o
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: tazio on November 14, 2012, 08:46:18 AM
(http://www.viciousenterprises.com/summersblog/jocylneafter.jpg)

Bless her heart, but I DID NOT need to see that this early in the morning...
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: scooterjock on November 14, 2012, 09:04:41 AM
You can't even see the nozzle where you blow her up!
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: MGKrebs on November 14, 2012, 09:10:02 AM
Give me an all-natural woman any day of the week. ;D  That lady is just plain scary! :o

I know. I hate to be critical of someones looks, but that is a little creepy to me. Hopefully someone loves her though, and maybe that's all that matters.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: tazio on November 14, 2012, 10:34:09 AM
I know. I hate to be critical of someones looks, but that is a little creepy to me. Hopefully someone loves her though, and maybe that's all that matters.
;-T
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on November 14, 2012, 12:05:15 PM
  I like this one better even though she can say, "Not tonight, I have a headache."

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txmsNE07klY   Aiko in Sweden

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzNCRQlrLsg&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtuioXKssyA&NR=1&feature=endscreen
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: leafman60 on November 14, 2012, 01:13:55 PM
One more-

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/valeria-lukyanova.jpg)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: blackbuell on November 14, 2012, 03:32:18 PM
I wonder if she actually has any genitalia; maybe she's just smooth down there, kind of like the Michael Jackson doll in the SNL Eddie Murphy sketch.

Jon
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Guzzistajohn on November 14, 2012, 10:21:18 PM
Wow, what a relief, I thought I was sick for thinking that.
I wonder if she actually has any genitalia; maybe she's just smooth down there, kind of like the Michael Jackson doll in the SNL Eddie Murphy sketch.

Jon
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on November 14, 2012, 11:04:32 PM
 If she is like Aiko she will slap you if you touch inappropriately.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: NC Steve on November 14, 2012, 11:28:15 PM
"...it is reported that Valerie has had a breast augmentation, ribs removed, facial surgery, and uses enhanced iris contacts in order to achieve this look"

 :o

Thought this might be the case, explains her abnormally tiny waist, among all the other abnormalities...
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on November 15, 2012, 07:51:02 AM
Ribs removed?  Won't that lessen the ability to breathe?  And incidentally make her feel like a bag of jello in a hug.

 Considering that marketable looks are only marketable for a few years, it seem a really wasteful thing to have done.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Lannis on November 15, 2012, 08:15:37 AM
Ribs removed?  Won't that lessen the ability to breathe?  And incidentally make her feel like a bag of jello in a hug.

 Considering that marketable looks are only marketable for a few years, it seem a really wasteful thing to have done.

The scary thing is that there are doctors who will do that sort of thing if you pay them enough.   

Lannis
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Dogwalker on November 15, 2012, 08:59:20 AM
Ribs removed?  Won't that lessen the ability to breathe?
She does not seems to want to run marathons anyway.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on November 15, 2012, 12:26:37 PM
 She is probably not anatomically correct.  Probably a ladyboy.
 Bet that gags you!
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Spuddy on November 16, 2012, 09:57:40 AM
I consider myself relatively Thick-Skinned and Iron-Stomached, but this young lady really CREEPS ME OUT...
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: redbirds on November 16, 2012, 10:04:03 AM
I consider myself relatively Thick-Skinned and Iron-Stomached, but this young lady really CREEPS ME OUT...

 :+1
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Joe on November 16, 2012, 10:10:18 AM
Well I don't mind saying I would not run her off if she was in my bedroom... She is different looking, but I don't mind. If she didnt have the crazy make up on along with the skimpy clothes, she would probably look fine.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: JJ on November 16, 2012, 04:16:51 PM
Have y'all seen this girl in Russia?  Not photo-shopped.



(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/E366D891CE1AF7D70CC96DE3B81E7_h316_w628_m4_ccyWaQTMb.jpg)


(NGC icon added)  R59

She looks like a frickin' ALIEN!! :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D ;) :) (Cream pie please!!) ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Kentktk on November 16, 2012, 05:03:03 PM
The scary thing is that there are doctors who will do that sort of thing if you pay them enough.   

Lannis

Sounds like what Capitalism is all about...... $$$ rules
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: leafman60 on August 01, 2013, 08:17:45 PM
Hey guys, remember her?  She's back -

http://social.entertainment.msn.com/blogs/post--space-barbie-valeria-lukyanova-is-here-to-save-us-all?ocid=ansent11

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/Barbieagain.png) (http://s1213.photobucket.com/user/leafman60/media/Bike%20Pics/Barbieagain.png.html)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: guzzisteve on August 01, 2013, 09:56:34 PM
After 30 operations you could look like Ken or GI Joe
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on August 02, 2013, 08:38:27 AM
 If you look close enough you can see the blow up stem hidden in her navel.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: leafman60 on August 02, 2013, 09:53:35 AM
She claims she has had virtually no cosmetic surgery.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Lannis on August 02, 2013, 10:49:46 AM
She claims she has had virtually no cosmetic surgery.

Her whole persona is a combination of cosmetic surgery, careful photography, and a bit of Photoshop.   She's a contrived Paris Hilton ... famous for being famous.   She's making a pretty good living, I imagine, doing all this stuff, modeling, and just being a celebrity.   

Penn and Teller aren't going to tell us the truth about everything they do to make their living.   Barbie's life has the same basis in illusion and misdirection.   I can't say I blame her, it's part of the schtick - but I wouldn't trust anything she might "say" ....

Lannis
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: leafman60 on May 14, 2015, 06:48:13 PM
Time for an update!

Our Little Treat has been putting in some gym time and adding some meat to those spindly little Mattel plastic legs.

I know many of you have craved more of this so here ya go.

(http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc462/leafman60/Bike%20Pics/Barbie%20New%201.jpg) (http://s1213.photobucket.com/user/leafman60/media/Bike%20Pics/Barbie%20New%201.jpg.html)


More here-

http://www.inquisitr.com/2088967/valeria-lukyanovas-abs-human-barbie-doll-has-new-look-channels-amazon-woman/

also-

http://www.newsmax.com/thewire/valeria-lukyanova-abs-human-barbie-six-pack/2015/05/14/id/644554/


.

Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on May 14, 2015, 06:52:18 PM
Niece Valerie isn't bad.. her laigs go all the way to the ground.  ;D
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/elwood59/1-P1010510_zpslacigi6w.jpg) (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/elwood59/media/1-P1010510_zpslacigi6w.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: Lannis on May 14, 2015, 07:09:03 PM
Niece Valerie isn't bad.. her laigs go all the way to the ground.  ;D
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/elwood59/1-P1010510_zpslacigi6w.jpg) (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/elwood59/media/1-P1010510_zpslacigi6w.jpg.html)

Now, young Valerie is (I opine) 100 times the woman that the artificial carbon-based life form Barbie is!

Lannis
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: rodekyll on May 14, 2015, 07:10:54 PM
The barbie still gives me the creeps.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: Yukonica on May 14, 2015, 07:19:17 PM
I know you say it's not photoshopped, but in looking at the image up close, there sure do appear to be some odd artifacts.  I could go on and on, but I'd bet money on image editing for this one.

From my perspective: quality of the image is too low to make an artifact assessment but I'm onside with "edited".
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on May 14, 2015, 07:24:30 PM
Now, young Valerie is (I opine) 100 times the woman that the artificial carbon-based life form Barbie is!

Lannis

I imagine.  Still, with a 36 inch inseam and big.. er.. Oh never mind.. I think she qualifies.  ;D
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: Lannis on May 14, 2015, 07:58:00 PM
I imagine.  Still, with a 36 inch inseam and big.. er.. Oh never mind.. I think she qualifies.  ;D

36-inch inseam?   Geez, Fay's is 34" and SHE has a hard time finding jeans and pajamas that are long enough.   Much less a bike that has a comfy seat-to-footrest distance.

Hope Valerie knows a good seamstress and a good welder .... !

Lannis
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: sign216 on May 14, 2015, 08:15:23 PM
Niece Valerie isn't bad.. her laigs go all the way to the ground.  ;D
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c294/elwood59/1-P1010510_zpslacigi6w.jpg) (http://s29.photobucket.com/user/elwood59/media/1-P1010510_zpslacigi6w.jpg.html)


I like both examples of the female form.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll
Post by: rboe on May 14, 2015, 08:18:16 PM
The scary thing is that there are doctors who will do that sort of thing if you pay them enough.   

Lannis

This.
Title: Re: Real, human Barbie Doll - Update
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on May 14, 2015, 10:10:48 PM
  I still think she is a post - op tranny.