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Title: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Tom on January 02, 2015, 04:19:21 PM
So in the world's end would a taser or pepper spray work???   :-* :-* :-*   ;D
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: flip on January 02, 2015, 04:40:59 PM
Only if you pour non-synthetic 10w40 on them before you use your Taser on them.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Antietam Classic Cycle on January 02, 2015, 04:42:38 PM
... and pepper spray only makes you taste better.  :D
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Dilliw on January 02, 2015, 05:17:04 PM
As a fan of Walking Dead... 

You don't have to survive the dead for a long time.  After a while the dead begin to rot and that makes them really easy to kill with just a stick or a knife.  Then real threat is from other people trying to take your survival gear or eat your flesh.  Oh and you have to be quiet because the last part of the dead to rot is obviously the ears.

 
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: bad Chad on January 02, 2015, 05:57:53 PM
I enjoy the WD.  But I can't figure out with all these dead decaying bodies constantly splashing all over the living, as far as I can tell everybody stays healthy??

Pretty big omission I think, but it would certainly change the dynamics of the show if rotting flesh could cause disease right?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: guzzisteve on January 02, 2015, 07:12:30 PM
I enjoy the WD.  But I can't figure out with all these dead decaying bodies constantly splashing all over the living, as far as I can tell everybody stays healthy??

Pretty big omission I think, but it would certainly change the dynamics of the show if rotting flesh could cause disease right?

That's right Chad, only causes disease AFTER sex, or if bitten.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: bad Chad on January 02, 2015, 09:07:03 PM
Who has sex with a Zombie, Steve??? :o
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: guzzisteve on January 02, 2015, 09:38:20 PM
Would they be cold or hot?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: drawnverybadly on January 03, 2015, 10:58:19 AM
I enjoy the WD.  But I can't figure out with all these dead decaying bodies constantly splashing all over the living, as far as I can tell everybody stays healthy??

Pretty big omission I think, but it would certainly change the dynamics of the show if rotting flesh could cause disease right?

It was revealed at the end of the first season that everyone in the world was already infected, it just manifests after you die. It doesn't explain why bites kill them faster though.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: bad Chad on January 03, 2015, 01:36:57 PM
I get that, what I'm getting act is why aren't they getting Cholara or any number of bad dieases that can be contracted from rotting bodies?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Lannis on January 03, 2015, 01:39:53 PM
What I'm wondering is why people are worried about Zombies (which no one has ever seen one) and not worried about Meth-heads (which we know are all around causing trouble)?   

Maybe they don't make very good movie material?

Lannis
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: mgfan on January 03, 2015, 07:17:29 PM
But I have noticed the dead women still shave their armpits. Whats with that!  :BEER:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on January 03, 2015, 07:29:05 PM
There might be a little suspension of belief involved.. ;D but I've always heard that you had to blow the head off a zombie. Is that true? If so, I've got em covered.. ~; :BEER:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Kent in Upstate NY on January 03, 2015, 07:39:34 PM
What I'm wondering is why people are worried about Zombies (which no one has ever seen one) and not worried about Meth-heads (which we know are all around causing trouble)?   

Maybe they don't make very good movie material?

Lannis

You didn't watch "Breaking Bad"?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Lannis on January 04, 2015, 07:02:57 AM
You didn't watch "Breaking Bad"?

Question answered.   They make HORRIBLE movie material!   

Title: Re: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Kev m on January 04, 2015, 07:22:43 AM
But I have noticed the dead women still shave their armpits. Whats with that!  :BEER:
Uhhhh, cause they were already shaved when they died and the hair stopped growing shortly thereafter....


Lanni's, is easy to find a meth-head movie. Watch just about anything by Michael Moore. ::)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: bpreynolds on January 04, 2015, 08:39:36 AM
These things are usually open to much debate, but this is not; aside from maybe the Andy Griffith Show, Breaking Bad is/was the greatest television series in the history of the medium.  :BEER:
Title: Re: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Kev m on January 04, 2015, 08:48:11 AM
These things are usually open to much debate, but this is not; aside from maybe the Andy Griffith Show, Breaking Bad is/was the greatest television series in the history of the medium.  :BEER:
Greatest?

Harrumph, BSG FTW!

So say we all...
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: charlie b on January 04, 2015, 09:09:21 AM
Breaking Bad, we liked it, partly cause we live in the area.  Fun to visit sites of the show.  Loyolas, favorite diner of Mike, is across the street from my favorite gun shop.

While the wife loves Walking Dead, it is so far beyond reality it just doesn't make sense to take it seriously.  More likely would be surviving an EMP blast, a flu endemic (The Stand), or other such.  Your worst dangers would be your 'neighbors'.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: cruzziguzzi on January 04, 2015, 10:52:25 AM
What I'm wondering is why people are worried about Zombies (which no one has ever seen one) and not worried about Meth-heads (which we know are all around causing trouble)?  

Maybe they don't make very good movie material?

Lannis

No one has ever seen?

Funny that. My wife and I are big fans of zombie, vampire, werewolf, whatever entertainment as long as it's either well made or entertainingly, badly made.
That past - we, living here in Arizona - the Mecca of prescription and non-prescription drug abuse - observe "zombies" on a daily basis. Sometimes they're in a store, restaurant or behind the wheel of an SUV/Mini-van/Mercury Marquis and are jollily moving through life endangering and enraging the rest of the world due to their (legal) drug induced STUPOR. Other times - they'll be the currently stoned/post stoned/post abuse brain dead left behid by meth abuse.

"Zombies?" -  Say you? As I live and breath says I.

Todd.

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Lannis on January 04, 2015, 11:57:53 AM
There are DEFINITELY some Wild Guzzisti that need to get out more.   I might be one of them ......
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: rocker59 on January 04, 2015, 01:41:51 PM
Pretty big omission I think, but it would certainly change the dynamics of the show if rotting flesh could cause disease right?

I agree.  Too much body fluid splashing around everywhere.  The good guys wouldn't last long in the real world, getting that much blood and gore splashed on them at every confrontation.

I guess I haven't watched the show enough to understand the premise.  If the zombies are living people who have become infected with a virus, eventually the virus will kill/disable them. Eventually the zombies will all die and only healthy people will be living. 

They do touch on the largest danger in a pandemic like this:  Your neighbors.  Survivors fighting over limited resources would be the biggest fear and danger.  Seems the smart thing to do would be head for the remote hills and wait it out.  But, that wouldn't make a very good TV show.

Lots of wasted ammunition, too.  And they're not making it anymore.  Ammo is heavy.  I regularly wonder where they're carrying thier reloads, and where thier supply of ammo is coming from when they're pumping round after round into walkers.

I love sci-fi.  Star-Trek, Star Wars, etc., so I can do the "suspension of disbelief thing.  I just have a hard time doing for shows like Walking Dead.



Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Stormtruck2 on January 04, 2015, 02:02:31 PM
Who has sex with a Zombie, Steve??? :o

You've never met my ex have you Chad??   ::) ;) :D
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: blackcat on January 04, 2015, 02:55:57 PM
I agree.  Too much body fluid splashing around everywhere.  The good guys wouldn't last long in the real world, getting that much blood and gore splashed on them at every confrontation.

I guess I haven't watched the show enough to understand the premise.  If the zombies are living people who have become infected with a virus, eventually the virus will kill/disable them. Eventually the zombies will all die and only healthy people will be living. 







According to the TV show,everyone has the virus and once you die from natural causes or by being bitten by a Zombie you will then become a Zombie. The only way to kill one is by smashing,etc. their head(something about the brain?) but being sprayed by the blood doesn't seem to be the problem provided one doesn't open your mouth,etc.  Also, they try not to use to much ammunition because the sound attracts other Zombie's so spikes, arrows,knifes are the preferred method of killing the monsters.

Far fetched? Of course, and I believe the fascination is what these people (yourself) would do under those conditions.

It hasn't Jumped the Shark yet and it will hopefully end before they get that close.

Breaking Bad was a better show IMO but WD is entertaining.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: rocker59 on January 04, 2015, 03:32:14 PM
According to the TV show,everyone has the virus and once you die from natural causes or by being bitten by a Zombie you will then become a Zombie. The only way to kill one is by smashing,etc. their head(something about the brain?) 

OK.  Now I totally don't get it.

 :BEER:
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: bad Chad on January 04, 2015, 03:58:43 PM
When does Game of Thrones start again?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: bpreynolds on January 04, 2015, 04:23:08 PM
Breaking News
The Guzzi Apocolypse began earlier today in the villages around Mandello and promptly spread throughout most of Europe when the small but historical firm announced the release of a V7 model with 180 rear wheel horsepower, a dry weight that beats all challengers, and every single red suspender complaint answered and amended.  Here is a live picture outside the factory's doors.
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Amercans began to worry until they learned this disease will not reach our shores until next year if even then.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: boatdetective on January 04, 2015, 06:30:22 PM
Anyone in the know realizes that WD is fantasy. If you want the REAL deal, you need to get Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.  Both tremendous and packed with helpful hints.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Tom on January 04, 2015, 06:33:00 PM
 ;D ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: charlie b on January 04, 2015, 10:38:44 PM
The Zombie Survival Guide is pretty cool too.  :)  :)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: Penderic on January 05, 2015, 01:44:22 AM
The modified Oldsmobile BattleCar was very effective against the Army of Darkness!  :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9V-yzCzR4

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse
Post by: father guzzi obrian on January 06, 2015, 08:21:38 AM
I try not to get all my zombie killin info from a few sources, but instead the entirety of the zombie killin experience, going back to the original night of the living dead.  My analysis suggests that to maximize your survival, a simple head shot should do it in most cases, don'ts want to get to close to the zombies.  The key is lots of ammo ;D  You should hear the comments I get from my wife when I justify buying extra ammo and clips to assure her that I can protect her against a zombie attack on our abode ;D... Guess it would also work when dear leader attacks us :o  I am just hopin that 9mm will take em out as it was cheap ;)