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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:24:56 PM

Title: WTF
Post by: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:24:56 PM: Yea, sure it is. Must be a red suspender guy that can't lift a leg. Not even to PEEE. Wind up your skirt bitch.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: rodekyll on April 09, 2015, 05:27:35 PM: This makes the most sense of anything I've read here today. :D
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Post by: rocker59 on April 09, 2015, 05:29:33 PM: Yep. Um, Hmmm...
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Post by: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:31:51 PM: Sorry, just cracked open the Beam Maple. AND lit a big Cigar.
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Post by: Guzzistajohn on April 09, 2015, 05:45:48 PM: Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:31:51 PM
Sorry, just cracked open the Beam Maple. AND lit a big Cigar.

WOW did you toss the cork?
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:55:23 PM: Filled the flask, and crushed ice in a water glass, MMM--good. No cork in bourbon.
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Post by: smdl on April 09, 2015, 05:56:19 PM: I don't know why, but this made my day! ;D

Shaun
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Post by: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 06:02:17 PM: Hey, MAYBE I'll cut my toenails. LOL
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Post by: rodekyll on April 09, 2015, 06:04:29 PM: Someone get over there quick and unplug the spark wire on his chainsaw! ::)
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Post by: Chuck in Indiana on April 09, 2015, 06:10:29 PM: I must have come in the wrong door. I'll get me hat... ;D
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Post by: Bill Hagan on April 09, 2015, 06:12:48 PM: Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 06:02:17 PM
Hey, MAYBE I'll cut my toenails. LOL

I was fine with this until that, Steve. :D

Bill
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: atavar on April 09, 2015, 06:14:40 PM: Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:55:23 PM
Filled the flask, and crushed ice in a water glass, MMM--good. No cork in bourbon.
The bourbons I drink have corks..
Even Pappy VW has a cork..
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Guzzistajohn on April 09, 2015, 06:20:35 PM: cork, cap, whatever. but once you toss the cork, the jug has to be emptied, wouldn't want to spill any. just wondering, that's all
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 07:20:36 PM: If you smell maple bacon cooking for breakfast and you want a drink of maple whiskey, it's time to quit.
I call it the 'Retired Carpenters Fund' , 2 more on the cul-de-sac also drink it.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Lannis on April 09, 2015, 07:37:08 PM: Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:24:56 PM
Yea, sure it is. Must be a red suspender guy that can't lift a leg. Not even to PEEE. Wind up your skirt bitch.

I'm trying to visualize the post, on this or any OTHER list, that this would be a meaningful response to .... ? Quite a little puzzle but I give up ...

Lannis
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Rotten Ralph on April 09, 2015, 07:40:49 PM: WTF???? ??? ??? ::) :BEER:
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Post by: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 07:57:34 PM: Just sick humor about old guys on scooters. But, it's called a Guzzi and it's in Harvard, IL. The town w/the cow. Awful close to JB's place.
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Post by: bad Chad on April 09, 2015, 08:32:58 PM: Deep into the rarest hole, only golden eyes may shine.
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Post by: Bill Hagan on April 09, 2015, 09:14:21 PM: Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 07:57:34 PM
Just sick humor about old guys on scooters. But, it's called a Guzzi and it's in Harvard, IL. The town w/the cow. Awful close to JB's place.

Ah, yes, Harvard. ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvard,_Illinois

Used to ride through there from Woodstock on the way to the Driftless after Jim Barron made my Guzzis sing.

Veritas.

Bill
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: rodekyll on April 09, 2015, 09:20:14 PM: Hey! Don't knock Harvard! I went to Harvard.

Stopped for gas, even. :D
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Post by: rodekyll on April 09, 2015, 09:32:49 PM: No, Harvard MA, Off the 495 and on the intersection of state 110 and 111 -- easy to remember. A quaint town with a lot of period architecture and shrines to folks from the distant past. I had a really good burger there too -- don't recall the name of the greasy spoon.
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Post by: Sasquatch Jim on April 10, 2015, 12:46:30 AM: I've rode through there and seen the cow. The towns main claim to fame.
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Post by: Penderic on April 10, 2015, 01:27:36 AM: I couldn't make it. Sorry. Had to stop and help with the clean up.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/beer-spill_zpskjxewssc.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Waterbottle on April 10, 2015, 02:07:11 AM: Quote from: guzzisteve on April 09, 2015, 05:24:56 PM
Yea, sure it is. Must be a red suspender guy that can't lift a leg. Not even to PEEE. Wind up your skirt bitch.

your a funny guy steve, I'll Uncork a bottle of Dimple whisky for you :BEER:
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on April 10, 2015, 03:08:59 AM: Was that a truck load of Grolsch that spilled onto the road?
No wonder you stopped to help.
Title: Re: WTF
Post by: Rotten Ralph on April 10, 2015, 06:46:20 AM: Quote from: Penderic on April 10, 2015, 01:27:36 AM
I couldn't make it. Sorry. Had to stop and help with the clean up.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/beer-spill_zpskjxewssc.jpg)

Hope you didn't cut your tongue! ;)