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Title: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: pyoungbl on April 10, 2015, 01:17:39 PM

Attention!  Adult language! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsbb7gyFFf0

Peter Y.

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: maquette on April 10, 2015, 02:40:44 PM

I couldn't get past the bathing suit Peter.  ;D Are you going to EuroBike this year?

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: Bill Hagan on April 10, 2015, 03:01:39 PM

Never been to Ikea. Kathi says she has.

After watching vid, that I want to be able to say that first sentence truthfully the rest of my life.   ;)

Bill

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: pebra on April 10, 2015, 03:51:09 PM

Those IKEA warehouses are strange places.
Wife has learned that it's better NOT to bring me in there. Somehow I develop an aggressive personality shortly after entering. Weird.

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: drums4money on April 10, 2015, 05:41:23 PM

I get wound up that all 4 wheels on the carts swivel.  You cant steer the damn things.  Its a warehouse full of people wandering aimlessly AND drifting.

I do like the meatballs, though!

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: bpreynolds on April 11, 2015, 07:42:04 AM

The Onion usually has quite good fun with IKEA.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ikea-claims-another-10000-lifestyles,1162/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/ikea-ceo-wants-new-desk-on-his-desk-by-end-of-day,38116/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/horse-meat-found-in-ikea-meatballs,31456/
https://www.facebook.com/TheOnion/posts/10153209981829497

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: John Ulrich on April 11, 2015, 08:52:39 AM

The plate of meatballs & gravy in the cafeteria will take the edge of your visit.   ;-T

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: segesta on April 11, 2015, 11:07:52 AM

IKEA is just Walmart for good-looking people.

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: kevdog3019 on April 11, 2015, 11:57:52 AM

That is REALLY funny.  Have never been in one, but can only imagine.  Well said...

Title: Re: How to survive a trip to Ikea. Absolutely NO Guzzi Content.
Post by: Turin on April 11, 2015, 12:01:55 PM

Don't eat the meatballs.(http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1314927907_1.jpg)