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Title: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: Gliderjohn on July 05, 2015, 05:11:00 PM: http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-32231780

GliderJohn
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: Guzzistajohn on July 05, 2015, 05:13:48 PM: Quote from: gliderjohn on July 05, 2015, 05:11:00 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-man-shoots-off-firework-top-head-dies-32231780

GliderJohn

Just heard that on the radio. BRILLIANT!!
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: cloudbase on July 05, 2015, 05:20:37 PM: Hope he took off his Red Sox hat before he lit off.
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: zedXmick on July 05, 2015, 05:56:02 PM: I wonder how many jobs have been created in Maine, since the law was passed in 2013.
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: dilligaf on July 05, 2015, 06:08:32 PM: Wanta bet someone sues the fireworks mfg. and the mfg. of the lighter used to light it. :boozing:
Matt
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: 56Pan on July 05, 2015, 08:10:10 PM: I've been drunk years ago. Held onto the grass to keep from falling off the edge of the world. Tried to piss over the moon. But I ain't_ever_been that drunk. Out of the gene pool fella.
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: Penderic on July 05, 2015, 08:25:12 PM: How do they continue to breed?
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/fire-crotch_zps0c1jbwsf.jpg)
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: Rich A on July 05, 2015, 09:12:59 PM: The question that gets asked sometimes is: "Who is smarter, men or women?" No matter how stupid or evil a guy is, there's a better than even chance that he is married. OTOH, in this case, the widow might collect on some insurance.

Rich A
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: Penderic on July 05, 2015, 09:41:10 PM: Just trying to impress the ladies, huh?

See here! I am tough and daring and .....

Hey!
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/ExplodingCigar_zps2zqc7l8j.jpg)
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: HardAspie on July 05, 2015, 09:55:26 PM: It would seem that life is not worth much, even to the owner.
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: Penderic on July 05, 2015, 11:31:45 PM: (http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/thingiverse_preview_featured_zpsjfky23ce.jpg)
:angel:
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: HardAspie on July 05, 2015, 11:41:10 PM: Uh oh!
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: rodekyll on July 06, 2015, 06:28:09 PM: I have a candidate-in-training here in Sitka.

Little yellow Kia (the box-shaped one) comes into the body shop all crunched. Owner sits on the shop impatiently waiting. Insists on delivery on Sunday. Today (Monday) it's back in the shop. Crunched in the same place. Hit in the same location. By the same people who ran the same stop sign and hit them in the same location last week.
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: Penderic on July 06, 2015, 07:33:37 PM: That is amazing! Darwin Deja Vu? (http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/smil48527002e38b2_zps6eilu7sc.gif)
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: trippah on July 06, 2015, 07:51:46 PM: Their mom's obviously told them practice - practice. Do they give out tickets in AK?? In duplicate ??
s for fellow from Callais...that maniac was no brainiac.
Title: Re: (NGC) Looks like we have a 4th of July Darwin award winner
Post by: ken farr on July 06, 2015, 11:12:42 PM: Quote from: dilligaf on July 05, 2015, 06:08:32 PM
Wanta bet someone sues the fireworks mfg. and the mfg. of the lighter used to light it. :boozing:
Matt

......nah, it happened in Maine, not Kalifornia..... :police:

kjf