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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Dean Rose on August 14, 2015, 01:51:42 PM
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Why is that wives think that we are plumbers, carpenters, mechanics and what ever trade required to do their "little" projects?
I didn't expect her to be a gourmet chef when we got together.
Dean
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Men marry women thinking that they will always stay the same.
Women marry men with plans to change them into what they really want ....
Lannis
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She must see some idle hands. Make yourself busy doing what YOU want to to do.
Got one of those ones that can't sit still. Has to be doing something all of the time. Me, I'm a lazy old fart.
Dean
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Why is that wives think that we are plumbers, carpenters, mechanics and what ever trade required to do their "little" projects?
I didn't expect her to be a gourmet chef when we got together.
Dean
Because you've proved yourself competent at these tasks, She will be there to supervise to see that it will be done to her satisfaction and on her schedule.
Dave
Galveston
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An older friend in Jacksonville was told to get out of the house. Apparently, within 9 months of retirement, he had repainted the entire house, inside and out. Had redone the yard, planted flowering bushes. After his last project, several years ago, (when I met him) he was told to get a hobby or a girlfriend. He picked up golf. At least he had a few years before cancer disabled him.
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A friend of mine tells this . "When a woman says , let's paint the house , what she really means is , you are gonna paint the house , and she is gonna point out how you are doing it wrong " :laugh:
Apologies to our female members , please feel free to post funny man stuff , go ahead , we can
take it :grin:
Dusty
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Men marry women thinking that they will always stay the same.
Women marry men with plans to change them into what they really want ....
Lannis
And they both are wrong. Neither happens.
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Married women live longer than married men because they don't have to live with another married woman.
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Uh.....My wife and I mostly work as a team ....two half wits equals a 3/4 wit. On some stuff I do the work and she is Stephen Fetchit.......On other jobs my wife does the work and I work on a bike..
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It's actually Step'n Fechit. A black actor fm the 30's-40's.
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This thread is funny, and right on time!
I/we are currently in the process of remodeling the basement. Wife's been an excellent helper. She's been there assisting pretty much every step of the way. (Plumbing, electrical, framing, Sheetrock, (Yeah, carrying those 12" sheets down the basement stairs was a real ball!). Now that I'm taping, she's been staying out of the way. Mostly picking up the mess after me. She gets a little antsy, and wants things done in a timely matter. Always has to be doing something. Very structured.
Me? I'm like Dean. Lazy!
Randy
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Apologies to our female members , please feel free to post funny man stuff , go ahead , we can
take it :grin:
Dusty
That's pretty safe territory ... been a long time since we had more than a couple of Guzzettes 'round here .....
Lannis
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A friend of mine tells this . "When a woman says , let's paint the house , what she really means is , you are gonna paint the house , and she is gonna point out how you are doing it wrong " :laugh:
Apologies to our female members , please feel free to post funny man stuff , go ahead , we can
take it :grin:
Dusty
Heh.
My wife: "We need to paint the kitchen."
Me: "Do you have a mouse in your pocket?"
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That's pretty safe territory ... been a long time since we had more than a couple of Guzzettes 'round here .....
Lannis
Yeah , but the two NARs that I am the mouthpiece for have several wives in attendance , and that is some heat I REALLY don't want to fade :grin:
Dusty
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It's actually Step'n Fechit. A black actor fm the 30's-40's.
Misspelled on purpose ..............
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Stop nagging. I told you 6 months ago I'd get right on it.
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A friend of mine tells this . "When a woman says , let's paint the house , what she really means is , you are gonna paint the house , and she is gonna point out how you are doing it wrong " :laugh:
Dusty
Last year I was painting the side of the house. Stinking hot day, Saturday, could have been doing something fun. Got going early, finished about 5pm, knackered but happy. My dear darling wife gets home, says nothing but grabs my brush and heads off saying "you missed a bit".
Pretty strained few hours followed that a bit of gratitude could have avoided. She has learned now to think a bit more about my view of things before commenting though :azn:
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Married women live longer than married men because they don't have to live with another married woman.
I thought it was "because they want too".
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