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Title: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Dean Rose on August 14, 2015, 01:51:42 PM
Why is that wives think that we are plumbers, carpenters, mechanics and what ever trade required to do their "little" projects?
I didn't expect her to be a gourmet chef when we got together.


Dean
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on August 14, 2015, 01:53:02 PM
Men marry women thinking that they will always stay the same.

Women marry men with plans to change them into what they really want ....

Lannis
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Dean Rose on August 14, 2015, 02:04:57 PM
She must see some idle hands.  Make yourself busy doing what YOU want to to do.

Got one of those ones that can't sit still. Has to be doing something all of the time. Me, I'm a lazy old fart.

Dean
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: davedel44 on August 14, 2015, 02:15:43 PM
Why is that wives think that we are plumbers, carpenters, mechanics and what ever trade required to do their "little" projects?
I didn't expect her to be a gourmet chef when we got together.


Dean

Because you've proved yourself competent at these tasks,  She will be there to supervise to see that it will be done to her satisfaction and on her schedule. 

Dave
Galveston
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: HDGoose on August 14, 2015, 02:22:55 PM
An older friend in Jacksonville was told to get out of the house. Apparently, within 9 months of retirement, he had repainted the entire house, inside and out. Had redone the yard, planted flowering bushes. After his last project, several years ago, (when I met him) he was told to get a hobby or a girlfriend. He picked up golf. At least he had a few years before cancer disabled him.
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: oldbike54 on August 14, 2015, 02:59:50 PM
 A friend of mine tells this . "When a woman says , let's paint the house , what she really means is , you are gonna paint the house , and she is gonna point out how you are doing it wrong "  :laugh:

 Apologies to our female members , please feel free to post funny man stuff , go ahead , we can
take it  :grin:

  Dusty
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Stormtruck2 on August 14, 2015, 03:03:48 PM
Men marry women thinking that they will always stay the same.

Women marry men with plans to change them into what they really want ....

Lannis

And they both are wrong.  Neither happens.
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: 56Pan on August 14, 2015, 03:10:45 PM
Married women live longer than married men because they don't have to live with another married woman.
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Rough Edge racing on August 14, 2015, 03:57:43 PM
  Uh.....My wife and I mostly work as a team ....two half wits equals a 3/4 wit. On some stuff I do the work and she is Stephen Fetchit.......On other jobs my wife does the work and I work on a bike..
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Daleroso on August 14, 2015, 04:06:48 PM
It's actually Step'n Fechit. A black actor fm the 30's-40's.
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Red07 on August 14, 2015, 04:08:10 PM
This thread is funny, and right on time!

I/we are currently in the process of remodeling the basement.  Wife's been an excellent helper.  She's been there assisting pretty much every step of the way. (Plumbing, electrical, framing, Sheetrock, (Yeah, carrying those 12" sheets down the basement stairs was a real ball!).  Now that I'm taping, she's been staying out of the way.  Mostly picking up the mess after me.  She gets a little antsy, and wants things done in a timely matter.  Always has to be doing something.  Very structured.

Me?  I'm like Dean.  Lazy!

Randy
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on August 14, 2015, 06:00:28 PM

 Apologies to our female members , please feel free to post funny man stuff , go ahead , we can
take it  :grin:

  Dusty

That's pretty safe territory ... been a long time since we had more than a couple of Guzzettes 'round here .....

Lannis
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Idontwantapickle on August 14, 2015, 06:12:11 PM
A friend of mine tells this . "When a woman says , let's paint the house , what she really means is , you are gonna paint the house , and she is gonna point out how you are doing it wrong "  :laugh:

 Apologies to our female members , please feel free to post funny man stuff , go ahead , we can
take it  :grin:

  Dusty
Heh.
My wife: "We need to paint the kitchen."
Me: "Do you have a mouse in your pocket?"
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: oldbike54 on August 14, 2015, 06:25:18 PM
That's pretty safe territory ... been a long time since we had more than a couple of Guzzettes 'round here .....

Lannis

 Yeah , but the two NARs that I am the mouthpiece for have several wives in attendance , and that is some heat I REALLY don't want to fade  :grin:

  Dusty
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Rough Edge racing on August 14, 2015, 07:17:24 PM
It's actually Step'n Fechit. A black actor fm the 30's-40's.

 Misspelled on purpose ..............
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Texas Turnip on August 14, 2015, 09:09:37 PM

Stop nagging. I told you 6 months ago I'd get right on it.
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: steamdriven NZ on August 14, 2015, 10:35:49 PM
A friend of mine tells this . "When a woman says , let's paint the house , what she really means is , you are gonna paint the house , and she is gonna point out how you are doing it wrong "  :laugh:
  Dusty

Last year I was painting the side of the house. Stinking hot day, Saturday, could have been doing something fun. Got going early, finished about 5pm, knackered but happy. My dear darling wife gets home, says nothing but grabs my brush and heads off saying "you missed a bit". 

Pretty strained few hours followed that a bit of gratitude could have avoided. She has learned now to think a bit more about my view of things before commenting though  :azn:
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: johnr on August 14, 2015, 10:59:35 PM
Married women live longer than married men because they don't have to live with another married woman.

I thought it was "because they want too".
Title: Re: Honey do list (NGC)
Post by: Penderic on August 15, 2015, 11:58:45 AM
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