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Title: NGC: inner peace
Post by: BRIO on September 03, 2015, 10:35:26 AM
Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeereeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: NGC: inner peace
Post by: Guzzistajohn on September 03, 2015, 11:33:28 AM
 :laugh: :thumb:
Title: Re: NGC: inner peace
Post by: JeffOlson on September 03, 2015, 11:36:26 AM
Nice!

This morning, to calm myself, I rode into work at 90 miles per hour, shaking my fist at the slow, obnoxious cagers (and the clouds!).
Title: Re: NGC: inner peace
Post by: biking sailor on September 03, 2015, 12:32:41 PM
Nice!

This morning, to calm myself, I rode into work at 90 miles per hour, shaking my fist at the slow, obnoxious cagers (and the clouds!).

And that's different from everyday how???   :evil:
Title: Re: NGC: inner peace
Post by: Guzzistajohn on September 03, 2015, 12:44:12 PM
Might even achieve whirled peas!
Title: Re: NGC: inner peace
Post by: Spuddy on September 03, 2015, 01:12:54 PM
I took a nap and achieved inert peace...

Spud
Title: Re: NGC: inner peace
Post by: Lannis on September 03, 2015, 01:21:47 PM
Might even achieve whirled peas!

I picked a 5-gallon bucket full of blackeyed peace.   

It'll be really peasful sitting and shelling all those buggers ....

Lannis
Title: Re: NGC: inner peace
Post by: Guzzistajohn on September 03, 2015, 01:45:38 PM
Can't say much about peas but my fall rutabagas seem to be doing OK :thumb:
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