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Title: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Rough Edge racing on November 28, 2015, 10:17:25 AM
 Why are chickens better than dogs ? Hens lay eggs you can eat....You can eat a chicken....hens don't bark....chicken crap excellent fertilizer and less messy than stepping in dog crap...
 And hens come when you call them.....My wife and her trained birds...

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG2qWFNpRmw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG2qWFNpRmw)




     
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: jbell on November 28, 2015, 10:34:14 AM
You can't eat a chicken with a name, careful.  You didn't mention that fresh eggs are great trading material.  I used to get a lot of free scratch by giving surplus eggs to my feed store guy.  Also, while great at yard pest control, they will leave your yard pretty torn up and for some reason really like the back porch for a pooping platform.  I miss not having chickens but that's city living for ya.
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: fotoguzzi on November 28, 2015, 10:47:44 AM
can your chicken show you love with just a glance? or go get your reading glasses from upstairs?

 (https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/Pink/i-hRhbDt6/0/XL/IMG_0729-XL.jpg)

can your chicken swim?

(https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/Pink/i-S8n393n/0/L/G0060572-L.jpg)
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Penderic on November 28, 2015, 11:29:22 AM
Classic case of Chickenphobia!

I have a dream ......
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic047/chicken_zpsrv8o8fmv.jpg)
 :grin:
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Rough Edge racing on November 28, 2015, 11:55:09 AM
 This thread is comic relief of course..... :wink: My wife claims her chickens love her..

    (https://danieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/libertarian-chicken.jpg?w=500)

   
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: oldbike54 on November 28, 2015, 12:00:47 PM
can your chicken show you love with just a glance? or go get your reading glasses from upstairs?

 (https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/Pink/i-hRhbDt6/0/XL/IMG_0729-XL.jpg)

can your chicken swim?

(https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/Pink/i-S8n393n/0/L/G0060572-L.jpg)

 I think you are gonna need to invent a slobber proof case Brad  :grin:

  Dusty
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on November 28, 2015, 12:47:16 PM
  Egg sucking dog by Jonny Cash.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNK8A_bXwA
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: cruzziguzzi on November 28, 2015, 04:10:18 PM
The best way we ever found to keep horses out of the vegetable garden and canines, domestic and otherwise, from our bitches was banty foul and sometimes, one privileged goat.

Kept things in order - offered up eggs and meat, munched down lots of ground-bourne insects... Chickens were the dickens in our day.


Todd.
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Arizona Wayne on November 28, 2015, 05:32:16 PM
I've had customers who had geese for pets and neither cats or dogs would come into their yard.  The dang things  didn't like me being there either and I would have to fend them off by hitting their neck to keep them away.   :thewife:
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on November 28, 2015, 06:41:44 PM
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can your chicken show you love with just a glance? or go get your reading glasses from upstairs?

Great picture, Brad..
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Penderic on November 28, 2015, 08:16:12 PM
Chickens are like little feathered dinosaurs, while dogs are loyal members of the family.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic053/Iwaitedforyoudoggie-vi_zpsap9upol7.jpg)
Proof! No chickens to be seen!
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: Rough Edge racing on November 29, 2015, 05:38:36 AM
Chickens are like little feathered dinosaurs, while dogs are loyal members of the family.
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 Yes like dinosaurs..and just as nasty....I've been around dogs, cats, and even goats and their owners always talk about their love, the look in their eyes. Humans condition animals ans see what they want to see... And there's a fine line between loyalty and dependency.... I would never expect a chicken to take a bullet for me....but if it does, it goes in the oven... :grin:
 
Title: Re: A fowl post......Hens vs dogs
Post by: jas67 on November 29, 2015, 05:58:27 AM
can your chicken show you love with just a glance? or go get your reading glasses from upstairs?

 (https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/Pink/i-hRhbDt6/0/XL/IMG_0729-XL.jpg)


Great looking dog (disclaimer, I'm a Lab person too).
But..... can she get your glasses for you and have them be clear and usable when you get them?   Or, do you spend the next 10 minutes washing them?