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Title: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Guzzistajohn on December 26, 2015, 01:16:01 PM
For the man who has EVERYTHING!
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag65/guzzistajohn/111cali1400cafe_zpsi1tbzoab.jpg) (http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/guzzistajohn/media/111cali1400cafe_zpsi1tbzoab.jpg.html)
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: jbhotchkiss on December 26, 2015, 01:23:51 PM
Oh my, that IS nice.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: bad Chad on December 26, 2015, 01:26:16 PM
Fugly!  Solid wheels, sticking far out back the frame.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: drums4money on December 26, 2015, 01:28:59 PM
Not a fan of the wheels.  Maybe the project isn't quite finished. . .?

Won't the tip-over circuit kill the beast at the potential new increased lean angle?
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: mgmark on December 26, 2015, 01:37:08 PM
Nice! Who built it?
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: canuguzzi on December 26, 2015, 01:37:48 PM
Wondering about that exhaust or are there plans to run it up inside the helmet?
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: canuguzzi on December 26, 2015, 01:52:47 PM
The can on the end of the exhaust looks like it would fit right after the header bend, do it on both sides. The UFO wheels are ok, just a lot of unsprung weight.

The color? That should be a standard offering in factory bikes.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Vasco DG on December 26, 2015, 02:01:52 PM
Oh Lordy! It's got a five speed and a Sport C bevelbox! Hilarious! At least using carbs it'll probably run so poorly it won't blow up in an hour. Two perhaps! :grin: :grin: :grin:

Pete
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Guzzistajohn on December 26, 2015, 04:00:44 PM
I knew that would draw out the old pfart from down under. The builder is calling it "The Roper Special"  :grin: Just couldn't resist could you Pete?  :boozing: CHEERS!!!
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Vasco DG on December 26, 2015, 04:05:09 PM
Nope. Always like flushing a turd! :D
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Guzzistajohn on December 26, 2015, 04:06:10 PM
Nope. Always like flushing a turd! :D


Or the one that won't! :thumb:
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: beetle on December 26, 2015, 04:07:17 PM
A drivetrain designed for 55HP with a 100+ HP engine (with more torque than you can poke a stick at) and unfiltered carb-u-ret-tors. Yes, it's special. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Triple Jim on December 26, 2015, 04:15:16 PM
I don't mind the look of the wheels, just because they're unusual, but I bet they won't be fun in a strong crosswind.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Tom on December 26, 2015, 06:05:59 PM
The wheels don't do it for me and the exhaust.  Just the overall visual but blowing up the drivetrain potential is also another negative.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: rboe on December 26, 2015, 06:09:38 PM
Not turning my crank.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Rox on December 26, 2015, 06:15:35 PM
I like it but they could of left the stock Cali wheels which would of made it nicer . The blue is cool but I would rather black with a brushed alloy tank ...  Guess I'm drab like that ...  :Beating_A_Dead_Hors e_by_liviu
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: bad Chad on December 26, 2015, 06:45:54 PM
Wow, i didnt even see the horid exhaust, dumping in front of the rider, really?   And solid wheels, they looked dumb on Harley Fat Boys too.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Aaron D. on December 26, 2015, 06:52:58 PM
I hope it at least has a minty fresh smell.

I doubt it is meant to run anyway.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: oldbike54 on December 26, 2015, 06:58:05 PM
 Geez , that's the last time I'll let John post a pic of a bike from my garage  :cry:

  Dusty
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Cam3512 on December 26, 2015, 07:45:44 PM
Pretty sure I grabbed a screen shot of this bike (or a version of it) months ago.

(http://i1311.photobucket.com/albums/s674/Conklin3512/CONKLIN-PC/Guzzi%20Stuff/AD16C4AB-6D95-4007-92D5-2C23596295A4_zps2kupkful.png) (http://s1311.photobucket.com/user/Conklin3512/media/CONKLIN-PC/Guzzi%20Stuff/AD16C4AB-6D95-4007-92D5-2C23596295A4_zps2kupkful.png.html)
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Guzzistajohn on December 26, 2015, 08:02:20 PM
Geez , that's the last time I'll let John post a pic of a bike from my garage  :cry:

  Dusty

Good one Dusty!
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: M0T0Geezer on December 26, 2015, 09:10:30 PM
Fugly!  Solid wheels, sticking far out back the frame.

A slow white spiral painted on the solid black rear wheel would be hypnotic.   :cool:
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: azguzzirep on December 27, 2015, 05:37:22 AM

The color? That should be a standard offering in factory bikes.

That color blue is used extensively on commercial vehicles here in Europe.

Tom
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: wrbix on December 27, 2015, 06:11:13 AM
Generically known as Corporate Blue - really bad choice for a motorbike.

Those wheels - Arghhh. Cafe is minimalism - those wheels just don't.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Cool Runnings on December 27, 2015, 08:08:58 AM
Great in crosswinds?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: JeffOlson on December 27, 2015, 09:50:31 AM
I suppose the builder loves it. Fair enough, but it doesn't work for me at all. The wheels are far too large and solid, the exhaust is horrible, and the motor is too large for a cafe racer.

Triumph got the look right with the new Thruxton R.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Tom on December 27, 2015, 11:43:39 AM
Hey....add some LED lights to the rear wheel and you might have something.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: LowRyter on December 27, 2015, 01:41:10 PM
It's not exactly pretty but I am all for a 1400 Sport Machine.  It's too nice an engine not to make a performance bike. 
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: cruzziguzzi on December 27, 2015, 02:00:19 PM
For me... nah.

Too much motor mass in the degree to which it breaks the line at the bottom of the tank and throws proportions in general, a-kimbo.
Silly front fender.
Don't like the USDs.
Excessively bobbed rear with dull "puddin' bowl" tail.
Discs are hideous.
Color of the rocker covers should have been addressed differently.
I'm still not enjoying the giant gaps in the custom bikes these days, Jay Leno not withstanding. I like the "mechanical" looks of; oil tanks, batteries, air boxes and ignition componentry which are usually found in these designer's "Bermuda Triangles".

What I like:
The swingarm
Exhaust - sorta
Tank

Todd.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: bpreynolds on December 27, 2015, 02:14:27 PM
 :cry:
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: jbell on December 27, 2015, 03:18:32 PM
Great in crosswinds?  :popcorn:

Parallel parking in a crosswind.          Hey, why is it called parallel parking, the vehicles are linearally parked.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: oldbike54 on December 27, 2015, 03:40:26 PM
Parallel parking in a crosswind.          Hey, why is it called parallel parking, the vehicles are linearally parked.

 Parallel to traffic flow .

  Dusty
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Cam3512 on December 27, 2015, 07:01:00 PM
Parallel to traffic flow .

  Dusty

Hey smarty-pants, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Jim Rich on December 27, 2015, 09:03:34 PM
The pipes are funny to me, remind my of something off a tractor or road repair machinery. 
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: oldbike54 on December 27, 2015, 09:16:01 PM
Hey smarty-pants, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 Military Intelligence ?

  Dusty
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Pancake on December 28, 2015, 03:13:17 PM
I think it looks great! This is the first cafe attempt on the new Cali I've seen and I think it's done really well proportionally and pulled off a couple of neat style tricks like the exhaust and the wheels, which aren't to everyone's taste of course, but work aesthetically for me.

Also, you know how after s certain speed you can't hear the exhaust over the wind noise? Here's that problem solved for you. I'd love to ride it.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: rocker59 on December 28, 2015, 03:49:56 PM
Hey smarty-pants, why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Park has more than one meaning...  But you knew that...

Parkway:  "The term is particularly used for a roadway in a park or connecting to a park from which trucks and other heavy vehicles are excluded."  (think Natchez Trace Parkway).

Driveway: "A private pathway, that can be driven, connecting private property to a public road".   

And both terms predate autos by decades.

http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/12409/why-do-you-drive-on-a-parkway-and-park-on-a-driveway

Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: brenwin on December 28, 2015, 04:28:35 PM
Looks like a silicone job to me . Never liked that look much . 
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: rocker59 on December 28, 2015, 07:32:49 PM
Looks like a silicone job to me . Never liked that look much .

Saline, brother.  Saline.   :evil:
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: canuguzzi on December 28, 2015, 07:48:34 PM
Military Intelligence ?

  Dusty

Intelligence as in gathered information, not the smarts of the military.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: oldbike54 on December 28, 2015, 07:56:27 PM
Intelligence as in gathered information, not the smarts of the military.

 It was merely a play on words  :laugh:

  Dusty
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: krglorioso on December 29, 2015, 12:47:04 AM
The wheels don't do it for me and the exhaust.  Just the overall visual but blowing up the drivetrain potential is also another negative.

Megadittos!!

Ralph
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: cruzziguzzi on December 29, 2015, 10:11:31 AM
^^^Well, dog my cats! I never thought I'd see the day when Guzzi made too much power.^^^

Would that thing really crunch the drive? Bummer.


Todd.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Antietam Classic Cycle on January 10, 2016, 09:55:57 AM
It's on German eBay for 46,900 Euros:
http://www.ebay.de/itm/Radical-Guzzi-Ristretto-Custombike-Neuaufbau-Nr-4-von-5/401041267006?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D34490%26meid%3Dbf55c8e2892243e180a66319931090d1%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D3%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D252242326975 (http://www.ebay.de/itm/Radical-Guzzi-Ristretto-Custombike-Neuaufbau-Nr-4-von-5/401041267006?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D34490%26meid%3Dbf55c8e2892243e180a66319931090d1%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D3%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D252242326975)
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: Penderic on January 10, 2016, 11:14:30 AM
Too much heft.
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic047/big%20chair_zpsoeapqgtz.gif)
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: jbell on January 10, 2016, 12:59:20 PM
Parallel to traffic flow .

  Dusty

I'm sooooo glad I didn't pursue a career in comedy.
Title: Re: 1400 Cafe Yea baby!
Post by: beetle on January 10, 2016, 01:21:24 PM
€46,900

$51,222 US

$73,573 AU

£35,280