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Title: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 07, 2016, 12:57:08 PM
 Why ? or conversely , why not ?

  Dusty
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: rbond on January 07, 2016, 01:06:36 PM
Why, what? Why we ride, or what we ride....?
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Post by: twhitaker on January 07, 2016, 01:11:33 PM
Kind of like the difference between regardless and irregardless.
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Post by: rocker59 on January 07, 2016, 01:11:41 PM
Why ? or conversely , why not ?

Because.
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Post by: drlapo on January 07, 2016, 01:25:06 PM
Cause I dowanna
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Post by: Chuck in Indiana on January 07, 2016, 01:29:16 PM
Because Momma said so..
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Post by: cruzziguzzi on January 07, 2016, 01:31:27 PM
Why?... I'll give you why!

Because I said so... or no... whatever!


Keep your kids and that thing you call a dog offa my lawn!

Why, I oughta....



Todd.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: Penderic on January 07, 2016, 01:33:54 PM
Sneakers?
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic047/Irwin%20Corey_zpsgo9s8tva.jpg)
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: lucydad on January 07, 2016, 01:46:25 PM
To be, or not to be...that is the question.

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Post by: RinkRat II on January 07, 2016, 01:50:21 PM
Delilah!


  Paul
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 07, 2016, 02:32:23 PM
 Did Tuesday Weld have an older brother named Monday ?

  Dusty
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: cruzziguzzi on January 07, 2016, 02:43:50 PM
Ours is not to reason why

  ours is but to ride... or try

Interuptus has be-stumped us

       while

  ECU flaws give our cause pause

Leprotic tanks hide fueling pranks

      and

  throttle bodies run like potties

Still, allegiant true and staunch

  'binder snappers lift their paunch

One more time into the saddle

  pray to hear the starter's rattle

Should silence fill the goose's nest

  Still the wicked reap no rest

One more thing what needs a fix

  How - oh how to post those pix

Wait, what ho in corner hides

  most of us have 2 plus rides

Procrastination is no shame

  another bike'll fill the game

The back-up bike, it always starts

  while bike of passion waits for parts

Ours is not to reason why

  oats and donuts by and by


I dunno - it's like the third or twenty seventh day of rain here in the Valley. El Nino, thy name is... Nope, not gonna go down that road.


Todd.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: RinkRat II on January 07, 2016, 02:51:12 PM

 Did Tuesday Weld have an older brother named Monday ?

  No But Pugsly had a younger sister named Wednesday.

    Next


     Paul :popcorn:
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Post by: rbond on January 07, 2016, 03:05:45 PM
The poem was priceless!
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Post by: balvenie on January 07, 2016, 04:41:36 PM
The poem was priceless!

ditto :grin:
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Post by: Waltr on January 07, 2016, 04:59:14 PM
Sneakers?
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic047/Irwin%20Corey_zpsgo9s8tva.jpg)

Now that is a blast from the past.  Prof. Irwin Cory?
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: cruzziguzzi on January 07, 2016, 05:00:43 PM
Words Я Fun.

Todd.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on January 07, 2016, 06:31:12 PM
Did Tuesday Weld have an older brother named Monday ?

  No But Pugsly had a younger sister named Wednesday.

    Next


     Paul :popcorn:

 No, and as hot as she was, she didn't weld either.  Not even for Dobie Gillis.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: balvenie on January 07, 2016, 08:50:08 PM
What was the question again? :grin:
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Post by: oldbike54 on January 07, 2016, 08:59:05 PM
What was the question again? :grin:

 Here is a clue . The answer is somewhere between blue and Anatoly Arutunoff  :grin:

  Dusty
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Post by: Jim Rich on January 07, 2016, 09:04:40 PM
Good job Todd.  I kind of flinched at the suspenders and paunch part though.   :food:
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Post by: StuCorpe on January 07, 2016, 09:41:47 PM
Love the poem "cruzziguzzi".  :thumb:
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Post by: boatdetective on January 07, 2016, 10:09:36 PM
Dusty,

your question puts us on the brink of the great Existential void.  We stare out into the stark landscape of Being and Nothingness and cannot come up with an answer. 

Now I think I'll have a snack and watch reruns of Deadwood while I contemplate the meaninglessness of my existence.

Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: balvenie on January 08, 2016, 03:22:23 AM
Here is a clue . The answer is somewhere between blue and Anatoly Arutunoff  :grin:
  Dusty

Do you blokes work for the cryptography department in a Great Power's Intelligence Service, or are you employed as crossword puzzlers by The Times?
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: geoff in almonte on January 08, 2016, 04:49:46 AM
To be, or not to be...that is the question.

Not quite....

Tubby or Not Tubby.  Fat is the question.

G
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: Nic in Western NYS on January 08, 2016, 05:41:12 AM
Genes that have persisted due to chance or some evolutionary advantage interacting with environments.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 08, 2016, 09:55:46 AM
Do you blokes work for the cryptography department in a Great Power's Intelligence Service, or are you employed as crossword puzzlers by The Times?

 When the clock strikes 12 , all of us must observe the walrus .

  Dusty
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Post by: RinkRat II on January 08, 2016, 10:03:39 AM

         Coo Coo Ca Choo

    Ba rump Bump(rimshot)

   Paul :boozing:
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 08, 2016, 10:12:57 AM
         Coo Coo Ca Choo

    Ba rump Bump(rimshot)

   Paul :boozing:

 Paul , is that you ?

  Dusty
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: LowRyter on January 08, 2016, 10:24:11 AM
Dusty, this is an old trick.  Rocker solved it right off the bat. 



(IIRC, this was a Philosophy course final exam question at Central State College (Okla) back in the 60s.)
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 08, 2016, 10:26:25 AM
Dusty, this is an old trick.  Rocker solved it right off the bat. 



(IIRC, this was a Philosophy course final exam question at Central State College (Okla) back in the 60s.)

 Yeah , but why ? See , it still hasn't been answered .

  Dusty
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: cruzziguzzi on January 08, 2016, 03:03:58 PM
Not quite....

Tubby or Not Tubby.  Fat is the question.

G

Tabby or not tabby?... cat is the question.

Todd.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: bpreynolds on January 08, 2016, 03:43:21 PM
Why ? or conversely , why not ?

  Dusty

You want the company answer or the REAL truth?
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: LowRyter on January 08, 2016, 03:49:21 PM
Yeah , but why ? See , it still hasn't been answered .

  Dusty

"Because"

Rocker's correct answer
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: Penderic on January 08, 2016, 04:32:02 PM
The moderators New Years Party?

It always ends with a Vogon poetry recital for some reason.

---------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
[drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 :shocked:
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: balvenie on January 08, 2016, 04:54:56 PM
When the clock strikes 12 , all of us must observe the walrus .
  Dusty

I know, you're auditioning for scriptwriter on Dr. Who :grin:
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 08, 2016, 05:06:33 PM
I know, you're auditioning for scriptwriter on Dr. Who :grin:

 Now that would be a cool job , especially if one got to meet the last two companions  :evil:

  Dusty
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on January 08, 2016, 06:34:41 PM
Todd, you're on my list of "Guzzi guys that I just have to meet.."  :smiley:
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Post by: cruzziguzzi on January 08, 2016, 07:31:32 PM
Todd, you're on my list of "Guzzi guys that I just have to meet.."  :smiley:

My wife would caution against excess enthusiasm - but hell, her taste is subject anyhow if not her enduring compassion and charity.


Todd.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: Tobit on January 08, 2016, 07:55:07 PM
Great poem Todd.  Charge of the light brigade and The Raven in one. 

Re: why or why not, only why remains. 

Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 08, 2016, 08:12:43 PM
Great poem Todd.  Charge of the light brigade and The Raven in one. 

Re: why or why not, only why remains.

 But why Tobes ?

  Dusty
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: normzone on January 08, 2016, 09:13:32 PM
Because, Dusty, just like me, they long to be close to you.

At least close enough to pass you the bottle without having to walk all too far.
Title: Re: Aww heck , one more question . Why ?
Post by: oldbike54 on January 08, 2016, 09:18:15 PM
 Good thing I was through eating Norm  :laugh: :laugh:

  Dusty