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Title: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: SED on May 15, 2016, 09:41:50 PM
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Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: krglorioso on May 15, 2016, 09:45:51 PM
Seems fine to me.  Excess is not in the way of anything, as far as I know.

Ralph
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: John A on May 15, 2016, 09:51:44 PM
That will cause the mirrors to vibrate and things will start falling off. Seriously I'm sure it's fine  :grin:
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: oldbike54 on May 15, 2016, 09:54:39 PM
That will cause the mirrors to vibrate and things will start falling off. Seriously I'm sure it's fine  :grin:

 It'll crack your CARC  :shocked:

 Dusty
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: SED on May 15, 2016, 09:55:56 PM
So no exhaust leaks? :grin:
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: ITSec on May 15, 2016, 10:12:16 PM
If a shorter one was on hand and would do the job, then yes - it's too long.

If not, and this one did the job, then it's just right!
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Arizona Wayne on May 15, 2016, 10:38:22 PM
I've had 1 a tad shorter just to see if it ever moved.  At the same time before I got around to adding a hose clamp, when I went to replace a filter it wasn't even finger tight.   :shocked:
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on May 16, 2016, 01:15:04 AM
 Hose clamps that are too long make your butt look too big.
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: rodekyll on May 16, 2016, 02:11:51 AM
It only needs to be long enough to get around the filter and a karma bell.  But I can't see the excess hurting anything.
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Penderic on May 16, 2016, 02:22:43 AM
Lets ask our own Guzzi factory expert and quantum mechanic, Knuckles Dragini, his opinion!
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Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Dukedesmo on May 16, 2016, 05:05:45 AM
As long as it's not at the end of it's adjustment, it'll be fine. You could always cut some of the excess off if it bothers you or you want the weight reduction...
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Wayne Orwig on May 16, 2016, 09:14:36 AM
Wrap it in duct tape.
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Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: charlie b on May 16, 2016, 10:14:38 AM
The excess length will start creating a harmonic imbalance of the sump.  That vibration will work it's way up the crankcase to the transmission where you will feel it as tingling in the toes.

You can stop the vibration by dragging your toes on the pavement repeatedly.  This will wear down just enough of your boot to upset the harmonics.

Once that happens the bike will run smoothly.

If you fail to wear off a specific amount of rubber from the boot the harmonics will increase until the hose clamp breaks, sending pieces of metal through the oil filter, leading to catastrophic engine failure.

(in case you could not tell, this is in jest)  :)
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: cruzziguzzi on May 16, 2016, 06:12:59 PM
Too long?

Nope, You probably dropped the other one when you opened your retention kit. There's another 3/8 inch clamp to hold down the excess of the first clamp and then if you look carefully - there's a zip-tie for further securing that one and a U.N. seal to ensure no tampering...


Todd.
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Michael D on May 16, 2016, 07:04:55 PM
Come on guys, be serious.  A bigger filter is the solution.   :wink:
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: SED on May 16, 2016, 07:13:23 PM
The excess length will start creating a harmonic imbalance of the sump.  That vibration will work it's way up the crankcase to the transmission where you will feel it as tingling in the toes.

You can stop the vibration by dragging your toes on the pavement repeatedly.  This will wear down just enough of your boot to upset the harmonics.

I will do this quick before the harmonics cause an exhaust leak.  Or worse, cavitation in the oil pump!   :boozing:
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Scud on May 16, 2016, 07:15:17 PM
Am I the only one immature enough to think that the title of this topic is an open-invitation for answers in poor-taste, such as "Only if your hose is too short."?

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Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: cruzziguzzi on May 16, 2016, 07:20:38 PM
Am I the only one immature enough to think that the title of this topic is an open-invitation for answers in poor-taste, such as "Only if your hose is too short."?

  :evil: :popcorn:

I was thinking: "If you're using a clamp, you're probably doing it wrong" but then, that could be Guzzi content even in an off-color scenario.

"What, hell, I don't need that, got me a hose clamp out in the garage that'll do just fine... after I clean it up a bit."

Todd.
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: lucian on May 16, 2016, 07:23:14 PM
Many unwanted pregnancies can be traced to an over  sized hose clamp , but for this application you should be ok.
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: SED on May 16, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
Many unwanted pregnancies can be traced to an over  sized hose clamp , but for this application you should be ok.

This people on this forum are awesome!  I knew you would all provide exceptionally clever help.  It's been said many times that there is amazing amount of expertise on WG.  There is also exceptional humor.  Thank you!   :afro:

Do you think I should consult my doctor?   :whip2:
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: oldbike54 on May 16, 2016, 07:40:26 PM
This people on this forum are awesome!  I knew you would all provide exceptionally clever help.  It's been said many times that there is amazing amount of expertise on WG.  There is also exceptional humor.  Thank you!   :afro:

Do you think I should consult my doctor?   :whip2:

 Well , I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express ...

 Dusty
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Cam3512 on May 16, 2016, 07:40:53 PM
It'll crack your CARC  :shocked:

 Dusty

Do they still make those?

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Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: Idontwantapickle on May 16, 2016, 08:04:22 PM
It'll crack your CARC  :shocked:

 Dusty
Do they still make those?

 :grin:

The short answer Cam is no, they don't. :evil:
BUT......it is a little known fact that the whole reason the CARCs have external filters is that if someone were to put too long a clamp on the filter it would cause catastrophic deCARCerization. Nobody wants that now, do they?

Hunter
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: fatbob on May 16, 2016, 08:16:23 PM
You need an outsider from Harpers!
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: oldbike54 on May 16, 2016, 08:18:21 PM
 Hunter said "deCARCerization"  :laugh:

 Dusty
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: rodekyll on May 16, 2016, 10:15:24 PM
This people on this forum are awesome!  I knew you would all provide exceptionally clever help.  It's been said many times that there is amazing amount of expertise on WG.  There is also exceptional humor.  Thank you!   :afro:

Do you think I should consult my doctor?   :whip2:

Has it been four hours?
Title: Re: Is my hose clamp too long?
Post by: cruzziguzzi on May 16, 2016, 11:15:35 PM
Has it been four hours?

It's not a side effect - it's a scheduling conflict.


Todd.