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Title: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: damoru on June 23, 2016, 02:20:05 PM
Don't you consider this should be a must in every stock Guzzi?  :boozing:

(http://fotos.subefotos.com/3ade003e4efe07783140fdddbead9dceo.jpg)

(http://fotos.subefotos.com/d18a5b930cb33ce802262597b57769fao.jpg)

(http://fotos.subefotos.com/b29704c50ef0ae3411282a8b81862378o.jpg)

Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Dean Rose on June 23, 2016, 02:34:35 PM
What's in the jug Grappa?


Dean
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: clubman on June 23, 2016, 02:58:27 PM
Goose Juice
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: v7john on June 23, 2016, 03:08:00 PM
For beard conditioning oil?
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: v65tt on June 23, 2016, 03:14:32 PM
Goose Juice

isn't goose juice usually on the floor or in the airbox  :Beating_A_Dead_Hors e_by_liviu
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Two Checks on June 23, 2016, 04:47:10 PM
That's a hillbilly shock oil reservoir!
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Seamaster on June 23, 2016, 04:53:16 PM
Extra engine oil or Number 2 bottle if live in New York, finding a bathroom is a challenge sometimes.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: power685 on June 23, 2016, 05:05:07 PM
Jug of yak fat???
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: bad Chad on June 23, 2016, 05:07:28 PM
Corn Oil?  It's a great rear end lubricant.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Perazzimx14 on June 23, 2016, 05:59:33 PM
I just duct tape a bottle of Wild Irish Rose across the handle bars :drool:.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: ITSec on June 23, 2016, 06:02:32 PM
"Dispensing device of very complex water" - or perhaps 'very complex water dispensing device' is a better translation.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Two Checks on June 23, 2016, 07:09:29 PM
Corn Oil?  It's a great rear end lubricant.

Hey now, this is a family friendly forum....
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: pete roper on June 23, 2016, 07:17:49 PM
Can someone please explain what would prompt anyone to strap something that is going to interfere with its performance to a shock absorber? Especially on a machine that already has very marginal suspension! It doesn't make much sense to me.

There is something very wrong with the exhaust too, is it? It seems to be wrapped on dirty bandages!

Pete
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: lucian on June 23, 2016, 07:34:21 PM
I'm pretty sure that's an automatic mirror cleaner. When you hit a bump it will squirt  cleaning juice and keep your mirrors spotless. Or you can point them backwards and clean the cars headlights tailgating you. Brilliant.  Where can I order some?
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: giusto on June 23, 2016, 09:05:12 PM
It seems like mounting to his helmet with a long tube and a bite valve might be a better alternative.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Tom H on June 23, 2016, 09:16:04 PM
Can someone please explain what would prompt anyone to strap something that is going to interfere with its performance to a shock absorber? Especially on a machine that already has very marginal suspension! It doesn't make much sense to me.

There is something very wrong with the exhaust too, is it? It seems to be wrapped on dirty bandages!

Pete

Didn't notice that it was mounted TO the shock, thought it was above.

And if a tail pipe is in that bad a shape, replace it! Bandages won't help!!! :wink:

Tom
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: ITSec on June 23, 2016, 09:21:57 PM

And if a tail pipe is in that bad a shape, replace it! Bandages won't help!!! :wink:


Those aren't bandages - those are the 'exo-header sound dampening fabric' that give the Franconi pipes such a unique sound!  :cool:
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Tom H on June 23, 2016, 09:33:58 PM
I'm hate to say it, but those wraps to me look fugley. I understand what they are supposed to do and help with, still don't like the looks on "any" bike when not "needed".

LOL!
Tom
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: pete roper on June 23, 2016, 11:03:10 PM
I'm hate to say it, but those wraps to me look fugley. I understand what they are supposed to do and help with, still don't like the looks on "any" bike when not "needed".

LOL!
Tom

They don't achieve anything apart from adding astonishing ugliness! I suppose the theory is that by keeping the exiting gasses hotter they will exit quicker promoting better scavenge? Needless to say wth a system where the exhaust tract performs a 90* turn immediately above the exhaust valve this theory holds about as much water as a colander that has been blasted with buckshot but there's no keeping logic or the laws of physics in the equation any more than there is trying to stand between a hipster and his beard grooming products and vegan skinny soy latte!
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Sheepdog on June 23, 2016, 11:06:46 PM
For small-blocks only...
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: pete roper on June 24, 2016, 01:46:48 AM
In reality it makes no difference on any motor. Well, it does if you're a wanker but not otherwise.

If you want to do it because you think it's 'Cool'? Fine, but you're still a wanker.

Pete
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: lucky phil on June 24, 2016, 02:24:06 AM
In reality it makes no difference on any motor. Well, it does if you're a wanker but not otherwise.

If you want to do it because you think it's 'Cool'? Fine, but you're still a wanker.

Pete
You know Pete I agree with you, its all about "perception" these days not reality. Wrapping headers was originally a hot rod thing for keeping under hood temps down and was also used on 2 stroke race bikes on the primary section of the expansion chambers to change the chamber temp and have an effect on the exhaust gas temps and so the exhaust tuning.
Its effect on a modern 4 stroke engine would be zero as can be seen by the fact that nobody at the cutting edge of normally aspirated performance 4 strokes ever does it.
I can tell you though that it makes life hard on the mufflers, so if anyone out there has carbon cans wrapping the headers will shorten their life span.
The kicker came for me when a few years ago on a Ducati forum a guy ceramic coated his $7000 aftermarket Desmosedici full  titanium exhaust system because he didn't like all those TIG welds and bluing pipes!!!! Should have the bike confiscated I say :police:
The shock bottle is a wank as is the mat black cylinders and heads and of course the header wrapping.
The rest of the bike is actually very nice though I think as is the photography. Maybe one of the best looking small blocks I have seen.

Ciao

Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: damoru on June 24, 2016, 03:47:09 AM
Some highlights:

-im a wanker.
-its a poser bike.
-heat wrap Is ugly and useless.
-its not attached TO the shock. That would be (even more) absurd.

This said, just kidding. I work with leather and vinyl so this is easy to do. Water canteen has 2 big holes in the rear part to fit the shock top, so can't be refilled. Only a posing part for posing photos, don't take it too serious :)

Like the mood in this forum :)
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: pete roper on June 24, 2016, 04:27:35 AM
It's the World Wide Web. You want to build a *pretty* shitter? That's fine. Just don't expect people who actually like shit that works to genuflect. It's not going to happen.

Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: damoru on June 24, 2016, 05:17:28 AM
I was serious in my previous post, so I think you didn't get me. I do like the mood in this forum!  Anyway I don't mind opinions about something so subjective as look. What I like others can hate, and vice versa.

And yes, I'm a wanker, i know it and I'm proud!!!! :D
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Aaron D. on June 24, 2016, 05:45:55 AM
The wrap is ugly and of no performance value but it does work in keeping the heat in the pipe, my wife wrapped a portion of her rear exhaust on the Scout to keep her leg from burning-and put the heat shield back on to hide it. Really quite a difference.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: pete roper on June 24, 2016, 06:17:15 AM
I was serious in my previous post, so I think you didn't get me. I do like the mood in this forum!  Anyway I don't mind opinions about something so subjective as look. What I like others can hate, and vice versa.

And yes, I'm a wanker, i know it and I'm proud!!!! :D

So you'll be quite happy when some other appearance obsessed idiot tries to do the same thing without your elevated skills and knowledge and ends up seriously compromising their already marginal suspension, crashes and hurts or kills themselves?

Well done.

Consequences.

Play stupid games? Win stupid prizes! How much public liability insurance do you carry?

Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: hauto on June 24, 2016, 07:02:21 AM
Guzzi looks great,that's why they make vanilla and chocolate!
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: damoru on June 24, 2016, 07:56:17 AM
So...

Are you from a country where you can take your gun to a restaurant, can ride without a helmet in some states or where you can build your own 1500HP alcohol powered dragster and give a walk with it? Those are things that I respect and admire (personal freedom), but... you are worried about a water canteen? Come on...





So you'll be quite happy when some other appearance obsessed idiot tries to do the same thing without your elevated skills and knowledge and ends up seriously compromising their already marginal suspension, crashes and hurts or kills themselves?

Well done.

Consequences.

Play stupid games? Win stupid prizes! How much public liability insurance do you carry?
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: blackcat on June 24, 2016, 08:20:38 AM
 :popcorn:
So...

Are you from a country where you can take your gun to a restaurant, can ride without a helmet in some states or where you can build your own 1500HP alcohol powered dragster and give a walk with it? Those are things that I respect and admire (personal freedom), but... you are worried about a water canteen? Come on...


 :popcorn:
This should be interesting.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: sidmonsters on June 24, 2016, 08:55:25 AM
PeteRoper: try decaf.  Might make you more steady on your high horse as a side benefit.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: ponti_33609 on June 24, 2016, 09:54:48 AM
For anyone not familiar with the original posters leather work he makes some of the best looking seats and other bits for a V7 I have seen.  I do not have it handy but he has a FB site showing many of his creations.  Absolutely great looking craftsmanship.  That front fairing (I think he sells in aluminum) IMO looks much better than the original.  Has better shots of that too.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: TBShorty on June 24, 2016, 10:06:17 AM
That is a good looking bike, except for, well you know.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: bad Chad on June 24, 2016, 10:07:01 AM
WTF Pete?  The OP seems quiet adept at defending himself, but I'm coming to his defense none the less. 

Why are you tearing into him?   He's not responsible for what other less talented folks may do to their bikes.   You have some of the most foul looking Griso's I have ever seen, Pink and gehy Green, good god man, you are perhaps the last person I would think should judge ascetics with confidence.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: ponti_33609 on June 24, 2016, 10:30:49 AM
Few shots from his site.


(http://thumb.ibb.co/drcjka/fairing.jpg) (http://ibb.co/drcjka)

(http://thumb.ibb.co/cTE8BF/seats2.jpg) (http://ibb.co/cTE8BF)

(http://thumb.ibb.co/ds9KJv/seat1.jpg) (http://ibb.co/ds9KJv)


Does some nice Griso stuff too.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Luap McKeever on June 24, 2016, 10:45:31 AM
Different strokes for different fokes...let's play nice now.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: pete roper on June 24, 2016, 02:43:40 PM
So...

Are you from a country where you can take your gun to a restaurant, can ride without a helmet in some states or where you can build your own 1500HP alcohol powered dragster and give a walk with it? Those are things that I respect and admire (personal freedom), but... you are worried about a water canteen? Come on...

I'm worried about people compromising the safety of their vehicles in the name of 'Style'.

As for the 'Persinal Freedom' BS? It's just that BS. Not even worth responding to.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: oldbike54 on June 24, 2016, 03:00:42 PM
 Fellas , this thread is rapidly deteriorating into a personal insult fest with some political commentary thrown in as an added bonus . Let's ease up and remember why we are here .

 Dusty
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Guzzistajohn on June 24, 2016, 05:18:10 PM
This thread inspired me to design my own version of a water bottle for the bike :thumb:

I'm calling it the hillbilly wanker jug V1.0 thanks damoru :laugh: :wink: :wink:


(http://thumb.ibb.co/hubuka/image.jpg) (http://ibb.co/hubuka)


Can't we just have a little fun around here?
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: beetle on June 24, 2016, 05:37:20 PM
I like the thoughtfully placed hammer.  :azn:
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Guzzistajohn on June 24, 2016, 05:39:35 PM
I like the thoughtfully placed hammer.  :azn:


Aka BFH alignment tool
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: bad Chad on June 24, 2016, 05:52:04 PM
This thread inspired me to design my own version of a water bottle for the bike :thumb:

I'm calling it the hillbilly wanker jug V1.0 thanks damoru :laugh: :wink: :wink:


(http://thumb.ibb.co/hubuka/image.jpg) (http://ibb.co/hubuka)

 :1:
Can't we just have a little fun around here?
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: Penderic on June 24, 2016, 06:02:43 PM
Group Therapy!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic002/Jerry-can-usage_zpss7pxvwrj.jpg)
 :boozing:
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: cruzziguzzi on June 24, 2016, 09:50:01 PM
What the hey? Fella's just having fun. It's not like he's advocating no front brakes, riding without fenders, eating spotted owls or running a steam powered bike on rain forrest.

I figured the bottle contained wishful-thinking and Herron-mist for improved performance. I wish I had a pic of an old nitrous bottle I strapped to the Eldorado in a most dangerous, misleading and possibly a poor example-setting fashion as may regard the idiot generation.

Tape? If it copes directly with heat as it often does for me, it's worth it's weight in seared skin in contact and stress if the radiant heat bugs ya.


Todd.
Title: Re: Absolutely must have Guzzi equipment
Post by: damoru on June 25, 2016, 01:57:17 PM
Thanks to all of you who get this as it is :)