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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: oldbike54 on July 08, 2016, 08:19:53 PM
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There is a gym next to the grocery store I shop at , and there are usually some very fit individuals hanging in the parking lot visiting after their workout . This evening there were two male 30 somethings trying to impress an extremely attractive woman of probably 45 years . As I rode by , she gave me one of those smiles that will melt an old guys heart . Parking nearby , she wandered over and was asking a few questions about the bike , and me . The two musclebound types looked confused and shocked that this attractive female was more interested in a gray beard , flexing and posing in an attempt to regain her attention . One of them finally asked what the deal was , she answered , "He has one of these" pointing at the Jackal :laugh: Numbers were exchanged , although at my age what I would do about any of this is questionable :sad:
Dusty
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You took one of your blue pills again, didn't you?? :evil:
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You took one of your blue pills again, didn't you?? :evil:
:laugh: Don't have any , may need some :thumb:
Dusty
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I would have got her on pillion right then!
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I would have got her on pillion right then!
Problem is , my pillion seat has been removed and the bike still has camping gear lashed on .
Dusty
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You gotta stop lickiin' your eyebrows in public dude.
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Problem is , my pillion seat has been removed and the bike still has camping gear lashed on .
Dusty
Doh!
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Nothing like questionable action at our age. :evil:
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You gotta stop lickiin' your eyebrows in public dude.
ROFLMAO!
Going to gym - nah!
Better to train by pushing bowling balls up the stairs with your tongue. :thumb:
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I still get excited - I just can't remember why...
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Maybe she has a thing for duct tape. :grin:
Never know. At your Okie Rally last fall a gal came all the way across the motel parking lot to gush over my Norge with her less than enthusiastic husband/boyfriend/whatever following after her. She didn't even mention that it was a BMW.
GliderJohn
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No duct tape now John :laugh:
Dusty
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Numbers were exchanged
That on its own is impressive, well done sir!
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Dusty,
Over here we gave a widespread motorcycle club called the Ulysses Club, junior membership at 40, full membership at 50.
Their moto is "grow old disgracefully".
You are maintaining the standard, member or not.
This is also one of the few posts not having me wince at approaching old age.
Go make a phone call, acquire your pill and put the pillion seat back on, if only to p#££ off the muscle bound.
Life, enjoy it while you got it.
Cheers
:gotpics: ?
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Pete , would the Ulysses club accept a Yank ? :cheesy:
Dusty
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http://www.ulyssesclub.org/Home.aspx
Dusty not sure if they have a USA chapter yet, drop them an email.
As for joining I can't see a problem, your moneys worth more any way.
The only depressing thing is the in memoriam part of the newsletter/magazine.
They still know how to have a good time :evil:
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Thanks Pete . "Grow old disgracefully" , what a great motto :laugh:
Dusty
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Go, Dusty :thumb:
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Yeah......she probably would like an uncle to give a bike ride. :evil: 'course nothing wrong with enjoying a younger female's company. :drool:
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There's no substitute for experience, she knows that.
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What's with this blue pills nonsense :popcorn: Perhaps the gym is important after all.
Nick
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Be very careful, Dusty she may be crazy....
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Be very careful, Dusty she may be crazy....
That's what you're hoping for.
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There's no substitute for experience, she knows that.
So she must've mistook Dusty for having some.
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I find men come to look at the bike, more than women.
Maybe it's my Village People outfit.
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She admired the patina. :thumb:
Dave
Galveston
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She admired the patina. :thumb:
Dave
Galveston
Is that what we call it now?
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Good job!
My wife left her boyfriend for me back in college, even though he was better looking, I was a badass on a motorcycle haha... 12 years later, we're about to have our first baby badass.
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OR.............wait for it...........she might see a SAFE date. :grin: :grin: :grin:
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OR.............wait for it...........she might see a SAFE date. :grin: :grin: :grin:
Let's parse that out .
1 Old guy with all of his fingers , still able to walk W/O assistance .
2 An obviously well used motorbike with no crash damage
3 Aforementioned old guy appears nonthreatening
Tom , you are onto something :laugh:
Dusty
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Wait till you ride a hack. :grin: :grin: :grin: Doesn't hurt the ego. :thumb: or your standing in the male community for image. :shocked:
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Had a couple of good looking younger women do that to me over the years (yes, only a couple). Once in a hotel lobby/bar area and once in an airport.
My ego goes up and then....they let me know that I looked like I was married and safe and they needed to get away from the doods who were hitting on them. Ego busted.
On the bike in smaller towns have had young women come over and say how they LOVE motorcycles and would love to leave the little town they are in.
Luckily I am old enough to know better so have not made a fool of myself, or screwed up my marriage.
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Yeah that......... :popcorn:
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Just goes to prove that the Jackal series is one of the best Guzzi's out there...
for many reasons!
Go Dusty Go!!!!!!
Jeff
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Nah, it's real simple. She knows that an old guy on a motorcycle don't need no blue pills.
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http://www.ulyssesclub.org/Home.aspx
Dusty not sure if they have a USA chapter yet, drop them an email.
As for joining I can't see a problem, your moneys worth more any way.
The only depressing thing is the in memoriam part of the newsletter/magazine.
They still know how to have a good time :evil:
Hey Pete, as a fellow Aussie I was reminded of a funny post I saw here a few weeks ago called " what's the best route", not one Aussie responded...... Strangely. Was prompted when I saw " maybe she's crazy"
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Jeez Dusty, you must have your hand close to the dump button !! You might'a started something, surprisingly !
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We have all been quite patient Dusty. It's time for an update.
What happened with the woman who gave you her number, while ditching the gym rats?
Inquiring minds want to know.
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We have all been quite patient Dusty. It's time for an update.
What happened with the woman who gave you her number, while ditching the gym rats?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Sorry , I thought folks were probably bored with this already . We have had a couple of phone conversations , and met for coffee , basically I am trying to figure out what type of personality disorder she has that is causing an interest in me :laugh:
Dusty
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Sorry , I thought folks were probably bored with this already . We have had a couple of phone conversations , and met for coffee , basically I am trying to figure out what type of personality disorder she has that is causing an interest in me :laugh:
Dusty
It's not the personality disorder that you need to worry about, it's which one of the personality's is it that has it.
Go for it.
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It's not the personality disorder that you need to worry about, it's which one of the personality's is it that has it.
Go for it.
Yeah , or how many different personalities have unique disorders :shocked: Might be a good thing there was no mention of WG in our conversation :laugh:
Dusty
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We have had a couple of phone conversations , and met for coffee...
Keep up that torrid pace and she'll be exhausted and move on.
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Well,it was the Guzzi that she was interested in anyway...better get her on it.
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Keep up that torrid pace and she'll be exhausted and move on.
That's my plan , act uninterested :laugh:
Well,it was the Guzzi that she was interested in anyway...better get her on it.
Yeah , but that would lead to all kinds of problems , and what if she expected attention , not sure I am ready for that :grin:
Dusty
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Quit dreaming about you gal and get some sleep John Boy.
Dave
Galveston
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That's my plan, act uninterested :laugh:
Ah, profiling. That does have a high success rate.
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"Come here, come here. No, No get away....." :grin:
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Run a background check on her and a financial report.
Make double sure (she) hasn't been to Colorado Springs for any surgery.
Reminds me of the 5th time I got married. The JP sez you may kiss the bride and 20 of my friends yelled "we already have."
Tex
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"Come here, come here. No, No get away....." :grin:
:laugh: We had a discussion last year at the Okie re how as we age female companionship takes a back seat to motorcycle riding :shocked:
"I know you are having an affair because you aren't interested in me anymore." "No honey , the fact is I'm just not interested in any female." :laugh:
Run a background check on her and a financial report.
Make double sure (she) hasn't been to Colorado Springs for any surgery.
Reminds me of the 5th time I got married. The JP sez you may kiss the bride and 20 of my friends yelled "we already have."
Tex
Well , it is Texas :evil:
"She was guilty
I was dead
whaddaya think
that old judge said
That's the way
the girls are
in Texas"
Dusty
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Couple of hints on background checks. State judiciary, Vinelink and general newspaper websites. Or you could wing it and be surprised. :shocked:
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Hey Dusty, It impresses me that a nice basic Guzzi as a Jackal has so much female appeal.Imagine if you had a red/black1400 Eldorado with all the passenger accouterments....yo u would have "sealed the deal already"! LOL.
Rick
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You must be a "WILD and CRAZY GUY!!!" :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Oh , Tom , no matter how much research one does on this , a surprise is always in store :shocked:
Dusty
But that's what makes it all so exciting and new! :tongue:
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Orrrrrr, she could be a "WILD and CRAZY Woman." You could find out in the worst situation. :evil:
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Yeah, like when she's standing over your body yelling, "How the hell do I reload this thing?!?"