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Title: I Think I'm Getting Senile
Post by: Jim Rich on August 14, 2016, 07:20:20 AM

An older fellow went to the doctor because he was worried about becoming senile.  The doctor asked what the problem was.  The fellow replied that when he walked out of the restroom he could not remember whether he zipped his fly and had to keep checking it and he feared he was becoming senile.  Oh you're not becoming senile the doctor replied.  Senile is when you go to the restroom and forget to unzip.   :grin:

Title: Re: I Think I'm Getting Senile
Post by: Gliderjohn on August 14, 2016, 08:43:46 AM

As I have heard it a man was concerned because he kept losing his car keys. His doctor told him not to be concerned until he did not know what to do with the keys when he found them.
GliderJohn

Title: Re: I Think I'm Getting Senile
Post by: cloudbase on August 14, 2016, 08:52:51 AM

(http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2005/07/05/stockdale.jpg)

Title: Re: I Think I'm Getting Senile
Post by: Robert on August 14, 2016, 10:35:31 AM

Senile??

Doesn't that mean I can't make babies?

Title: Re: I Think I'm Getting Senile
Post by: Penderic on August 14, 2016, 11:42:19 AM

Not just the older folks......

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic002/deep%20thought_zpsa6dtxwcg.jpg)


but usually ....


(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic002/oh%20no%20forgot_zpst8la2ovk.jpg)
 :shocked:

Title: Re: I Think I'm Getting Senile
Post by: rodekyll on August 14, 2016, 04:40:30 PM

Hey!  That's a pic of me and my first Convert!  I recognize it because I got busted for the plant against the wall over there.

 :tongue:

Title: Re: I Think I'm Getting Senile
Post by: Penderic on August 14, 2016, 05:57:08 PM

 :huh: Oh Oh. Want me to take it down?