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Post by: oldbike54 on August 18, 2016, 12:24:28 PM
 ...(NOT) wonderful SPAM SPAM SPAM  :huh:

 OK , for some reason WG is being targeted by spammers more than usual , just now some jackwad from Russia posted something in Cyrillic re an auger device . Do us a favor and don't open this junk , report it to the mods so the boss can deal with it . Rocker and I don't catch everything , help us keep this sort of thing at bay , thanks .

 Dusty
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Post by: twowings on August 18, 2016, 12:31:42 PM
Damn, I was going to offer him top dollar, too!
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Post by: oldbike54 on August 18, 2016, 12:34:47 PM
Damn, I was going to offer him top dollar, too!

 Rubles my son , Rubles  :laugh:

 Dusty
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Post by: sib on August 18, 2016, 01:22:38 PM
Feel flattered that we are considered important enough to be targeted by the Russian cyberwar establishment.  Maybe we ought to run for public office.
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Post by: Two Checks on August 18, 2016, 01:23:34 PM
Trust me, the Russkies like American greenbacks. My son used to work for a Russian company.
I guess the Russians want Guzzi trade secrets.
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Post by: oldbike54 on August 18, 2016, 01:25:40 PM
Trust me, the Russkies like American greenbacks. My son used to work for a Russian company.
I guess the Russians want Guzzi trade secrets.

 Well they are fishing in the wrong pond then  :laugh:

 Dusty
 
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Post by: RinkRat II on August 18, 2016, 03:05:26 PM
Speaking of ponds, I've been looking for an auger type pump for my ditch pump motor to drain the fishpond. Send me the website Dusty! :evil:


    Paul B :boozing:

       
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Post by: oldbike54 on August 18, 2016, 05:49:24 PM
Speaking of ponds, I've been looking for an auger type pump for my ditch pump motor to drain the fishpond. Send me the website Dusty! :evil:


    Paul B :boozing:

     

 'Twas all in Cyrillic , harder than Olde English to translate  :laugh: Never could figure out if Shakespeare was really a great playwright or simply writing indecipherable nonsense  :huh:

 Dusty
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Post by: twowings on August 18, 2016, 06:54:07 PM
It was a basic sales pitch for the auger...
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Post by: oldbike54 on August 18, 2016, 06:56:33 PM
It was a basic sales pitch for the auger...

 Shakespeare ?

 Dusty
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Post by: rodekyll on August 18, 2016, 09:11:59 PM
Yeah, he wrote a play "The turn of the Auger" about that very subject.  Henry James was shocked when it was introduced in the 'industrial' category at the Sundance film festival, (1898), and reworked it as a Gothic Western.  To avoid plagiarism he renamed it "The Turn of the Screw".  The James version became so popular that by the 16th century the Shakespeare's text was largely undiscussed.  It went out of print soon afterward, infuriating Shakespeare's estate to the point that it 'unliked' everyone on facebook, leaving Francis Bacon in the catbird seat.

Did I get all the Shakespeare conspiracy theories covered?
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Post by: oldbike54 on August 18, 2016, 09:20:04 PM
 Except for the "portrait" question , yes  :laugh: Maybe there should have been a version of

                                                         "What's my line"

 To figure out just who was who  :laugh:

 Dusty
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Post by: RinkRat II on August 18, 2016, 09:24:19 PM


Did I get all the Shakespeare conspiracy theories covered?

  All exept he stole the whole concept from Archmides. :evil:

   Paul :boozing:
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Post by: rodekyll on August 18, 2016, 09:31:06 PM
When I was in skool, there was a general teaching in lit classes that there are about 20 basic plots in prose, and there have been no fresh story plots since cavemen learned to grunt.  All we do is change the names and locations, twist it for freshness, and squeeze it for whatever titillation our intended audience will pay money for.  The Greek classics were reworkings of older stories, and our modern TV and movies are reworks of those.
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Post by: oldbike54 on August 18, 2016, 09:56:51 PM
 Kurt Vonnegut made the statement that all great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again .

 Dusty
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Post by: rodekyll on August 18, 2016, 09:57:47 PM
For a guy with no sense of humor, he got that one right.
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Post by: ITSec on August 18, 2016, 10:32:31 PM
Yeah, he wrote a play "The turn of the Auger" about that very subject.  Henry James was shocked when it was introduced in the 'industrial' category at the Sundance film festival, (1898), and reworked it as a Gothic Western.  To avoid plagiarism he renamed it "The Turn of the Screw".  The James version became so popular that by the 16th century the Shakespeare's text was largely undiscussed.  It went out of print soon afterward, infuriating Shakespeare's estate to the point that it 'unliked' everyone on facebook, leaving Francis Bacon in the catbird seat.

Did I get all the Shakespeare conspiracy theories covered?

I thought you were going to explain how the Bard ended up taking all this and using it for one of his most famous plays...


You know....




The Taming of the Screw!
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Post by: rodekyll on August 18, 2016, 11:07:22 PM
I don't remember story too well, but I remember the characters in the family he wrote about were named

Phillip
Allen
Jack
Lefty
Lost
Grungy
and of course that precocious little scamp, Buttonhead.  I hated reading the part where they ripped little button's head off.   :cry: