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Title: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: fotoguzzi on November 14, 2016, 08:26:15 PM
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/mcy/5862045285.html
 
The bike gets 45 miles per. gallon on the highway and 25 miles per. gallon on the highway when being chased by a police helicopter. I am very sorry but we will not take trades of any kind (except for fresh meat from a real bigfoot or yeti monster that we can use to make a endangered creature barbeque and none of that giant panda meat from China) and the price is as firm as Melania Trumps ass (CASH ONLY)!!
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: OlDogface on November 14, 2016, 08:29:51 PM
See through clutch cover? What's the point? I have other things to watch while cruising.
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: nc43bsa on November 14, 2016, 09:44:08 PM
And it's not even the clutch that has the see-through cover, it's the alternator.
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: Triple Jim on November 14, 2016, 10:03:21 PM
It must be embarrassing to have a bike like that, and wear the front tire in the center that much.

Edit:  Wait a minute... no title, stripped of a lot of parts, front tire worn in the center... A stunter's bike!   Just want you need for a well taken care of, reliable motorcycle.
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: oldbike54 on November 14, 2016, 10:10:48 PM
 It does look like fun  :bike-037:

 Dusty
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: Arizona Wayne on November 14, 2016, 10:12:44 PM
600cc, 2 exhaust pipes, claimed 135 hp................. I'll pass.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: Triple Jim on November 14, 2016, 10:23:27 PM
It's a 4 cylinder engine, and I see all four pipes, although the muffler seems to be missing.  The spec I found says 124 HP, but that's probably optimistic crankshaft HP.  Like Dusty said, it's potentially a fun bike, but I think I'd look for one with a better past.
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: Tom on November 14, 2016, 11:24:25 PM
NO TITLE.  If it's that easy to get, how come it wasn't obtained???
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: mauricedonini on November 15, 2016, 05:04:21 AM
NO TITLE.  If it's that easy to get, how come it wasn't obtained???

Reads like they did all the hard work - new battery, new iridium spark plugs, new LED integrated tail light and tag holder.

The new owner gets the easy job - obtaining a title.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: NGC humorous CL ad for suzuki with Bigfoot content
Post by: Tom on November 15, 2016, 01:43:20 PM
First thing you do with a salvage vehicle from an auction is get the title.  The easy work is working on the bike.  If it was easy, the seller would have the title.   :wink: