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Title: Funny words and definitions
Post by: oldbike54 on January 22, 2017, 08:50:55 PM
 Callipygian             Having a cute butt

 What words tickle you ?

 Dusty
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: fotoguzzi on January 22, 2017, 08:54:52 PM
Tightwad

:   miser, cheapskate, penny-pincher, skinflint, Scrooge IE Guzziologist.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: balvenie on January 22, 2017, 09:22:20 PM
Slovenry
slovenliness
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: oldbike54 on January 22, 2017, 09:25:58 PM
 Just for educational purposes , include the definition please .

 Dusty
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Guzzistajohn on January 22, 2017, 09:39:18 PM
Yes, sometimes I have an Austin Powers sense of humor.

WENIS;
  1. The stretchy area of skin located on the posterior of the elbow centered particularly over the olecranon

Title: Re: Funny words and definition
Post by: TodkaVonic on January 22, 2017, 09:40:58 PM
Words I like to use? I like bespectacled (wearing glasses) and betwixt (between) and bespoke (custom made). As for words I find amusing, formication (tingling, ant-crawling sensation, see also formic acid) and mastication (to chew), mostly because they both sound a lot like other more titilating words. I also like micturition (passing urine) because it's almost extinct, which reminds me, I like extant (opposite of extinct) too. My current favorite made-up words though are shavocado (a shorn scrotum) and the acronym FOOBA (Found On Othopedics, Barely Alive).
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Nic in Western NYS on January 22, 2017, 09:47:11 PM
Mt Chimborazo in Ecuador.
The highest point on Earth - if you count distance from the center of the Earth (factoring our planet's equatorial bulge!)  Thank you Neil deGrasse Tyson!

Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: oldbike54 on January 22, 2017, 10:04:05 PM
 Pettifogger       Someone who tries to confuse others with his speech .

 Dusty
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Scud on January 22, 2017, 10:15:45 PM
Pusillanimous:

Do you know someone who has a small, weak spirit, someone whose reserve of inner strength is too small to draw from in times of danger and adversity? If so, you'll find pusillanimous to be the perfect descriptor for that person. The Latin roots of this derisive adjective are pusillus, meaning "very small" (and related to pusus, meaning "boy") and animus, which means "spirit" and is the ancestor to many words in our language, including "animal" and "animate." Pusillanimous first appeared in English in the 16th century, but it gained prominence in the 1970s when Vice President Spiro Agnew famously accused his ideological rivals of "pusillanimous pussyfooting." And despite what you may have heard, pusillanimous does not serve as the basis for pussyfoot, pussycat, or a certain related vulgarism.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: twowings on January 23, 2017, 12:34:22 AM
Ennui -  a reaction to too much useless information about Harley-Davidsons
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: RANDM on January 23, 2017, 12:54:38 AM
Inuendo - an Italian Supository.

Maurie.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: tris on January 23, 2017, 02:11:50 AM
Grockle - a visitor to the Isle of White

BREXIT - ask me in 5 years time  :wink:
Title: Re: Funny words and definition
Post by: sib on January 23, 2017, 06:34:34 AM
...mostly because they both sound a lot like other more titilating words....
Intestate (dying without leaving a will)
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: sib on January 23, 2017, 06:43:17 AM
....when Vice President Spiro Agnew famously accused his ideological rivals of "pusillanimous pussyfooting."....
We may or may not have had better politicians in those days, but we certainly had better speechwriters, and Agnew's was one of the best, William Safire.  Other memorable phrases he supplied to Agnew are "nattering nabobs of negativism" and "hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history."
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: John A on January 23, 2017, 07:34:29 AM
Balderdash: foolish words or ideas.
WC Field: "Great Sphericals of Balderdash "
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Scud on January 23, 2017, 08:42:22 AM
We may or may not have had better politicians in those days, but we certainly had better speechwriters, and Agnew's was one of the best, William Safire.  Other memorable phrases he supplied to Agnew are "nattering nabobs of negativism" and "hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history."

Amazing achievement in alliteration.  Now the speech-writers have to fit statements into 140 characters for tweets - and they often prevaricate:  to speak falsely or misleadingly; deliberately misstate or create an incorrect impression; lie.

note: the above is an apolitical statement.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: John A on January 23, 2017, 08:47:57 AM
I used the word "trousers" at Christmas , most of the kids and a few of the adults ( I assume) didn't know it was in reference to jeans. Now I use the word as often as possible. It reminds me of Nick Park's "The Wrong Trousers". I think I remember Wallace using "prevaricate"
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Phang on January 23, 2017, 08:57:17 AM
Gung ho

no matter how many times I read the meaning in a dictionary or sentances, I still can't catch the meaning accurately.

Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Kent in Upstate NY on January 23, 2017, 09:07:40 AM
Gung ho

no matter how many times I read the meaning in a dictionary or sentances, I still can't catch the meaning accurately.
Gung-ho /ˈɡʌŋˈhoʊ/ is an English term used to mean "enthusiastic" or "overzealous". It is an anglicised pronunciation of "gōng hé" (工合), which is also sometimes anglicised as "kung-ho".
http://www.orientaloutpost.com/shufa.php?q=%E5%B7%A5%E5%90%88
 (http://www.orientaloutpost.com/shufa.php?q=%E5%B7%A5%E5%90%88)
Title: Re: Funny words and definition
Post by: Nic in Western NYS on January 23, 2017, 09:17:45 AM
FOOBA (Found On Othopedics, Barely Alive).
More medical tragic/comic phrases here:  http://o.canada.com/news/toronto-doctor-reveals-secrets-of-hospital-slang

A particularly ugly one is GOMER or Get Out of My Emergency Room.  Reserved for behavioral health/substance abuse folks whom most ED docs did not choose their residency in order to care for.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Phang on January 23, 2017, 09:26:10 AM
Gung-ho /ˈɡʌŋˈhoʊ/ is an English term used to mean "enthusiastic" or "overzealous". It is an anglicised pronunciation of "gōng h�" (工合), which is also sometimes anglicised as "kung-ho".
http://www.orientaloutpost.com/shufa.php?q=%E5%B7%A5%E5%90%88
 (http://www.orientaloutpost.com/shufa.php?q=%E5%B7%A5%E5%90%88)

The meaning in Chinese confused me even further, I guess I need to ignore the meaning of gung ho in Chinese entirely.

Is gung ho a verbal, noun or adjective?
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Penderic on January 23, 2017, 09:34:08 AM
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic004/fod_zpshd5ovrqs.jpg)

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic004/fod%20damage_zps4flj8snf.jpg)

I thought those 'gremlins' were involved!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic004/Gremlins%20Back%20Cover_zpsj3ecgcch.jpg)

 :shocked:
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Fuzzy on January 23, 2017, 09:35:40 AM
borborygmi - stomach growling
bifurcate - divide into two branches. It sound like a titillating word and a sophomoric one
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Penderic on January 23, 2017, 09:50:06 AM


(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic004/Gremlins1_zpsqeeblnoc.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: webmost on January 23, 2017, 11:41:50 AM
Apocope, apophasis, and apopemptic. Apocope (uh-POCK-uh-pee) is dropping the last bit off a word. Apophasis (uh-POFF-us-sis) is mentioning something by saying you're not mentioning it. Apopemptic (app-uh-PEMP-tick) is a farewell address. So to use all three in one sentence:

"Not sayin I'm leavin, but so long."

Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: geoff in almonte on January 23, 2017, 01:06:57 PM
Gilly Woggle

- The little bow on a ballet slipper

G
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: tris on January 23, 2017, 01:18:25 PM
Murmuration - a group of starlings
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Demar on January 23, 2017, 01:24:07 PM
taint

an unpleasant odor and flavor in a human foodstuff of animal origin. Caused by the ingestion of the substance, commonly a plant such as Hexham scent, or while in storage, e.g. milk stored with pineapples, or as a result of animal metabolism, e.g. boar taint.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: redrider90 on January 23, 2017, 01:52:42 PM
The meaning in Chinese confused me even further, I guess I need to ignore the meaning of gung ho in Chinese entirely.

Is gung ho a verbal, noun or adjective?

It is an adjective.
This is what Wiki says about the history of gung ho:

 The linguist Albert Moe studied both the origin and the usage in English. He concludes that the term is an "Americanism that is derived from the Chinese, but its several accepted American meanings have no resemblance whatsoever to the recognized meaning in the original language" and that its "various linguistic uses, as they have developed in the United States, have been peculiar to American speech." In Chinese, concludes Moe, "this is neither a slogan nor a battle cry; it is only a name for an organization."[1]

The term was picked up by United States Marine Corps Major Evans Carlson from his New Zealand friend, Rewi Alley, one of the founders of the Chinese Industrial Cooperatives. Carlson explained in a 1943 interview: "I was trying to build up the same sort of working spirit I had seen in China where all the soldiers dedicated themselves to one idea and worked together to put that idea over. I told the boys about it again and again. I told them of the motto of the Chinese Cooperatives, Gung Ho. It means Work Together-Work in Harmony...."[2]

Later Carlson used gung-ho during his (unconventional) command of the 2nd Marine Raider Battalion. From there, it spread throughout the U.S. Marine Corps (hence the association between the two), where it was used as an expression of spirit and into American society as a whole when the phrase became the title of a 1943 war film, Gung Ho!, about the 2nd Raider Battalion's raid on Makin Island in 1942.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: redrider90 on January 23, 2017, 02:05:57 PM
Pink slip which dates back to the early 1900s.
It refers to the  practice, by a personnel department, of including a discharge notice in an employee's pay envelope to notify the worker of getting laid off.
"pink slip" is a term called a Metonymy. Metonymy which I found when looking up the origin of pink slip  is a figure of speech in which a thing or concept is called not by its own name but rather by a metonym, the name of something associated in meaning with that thing or concept. Other example of metonymy would be calling a business executive " a suit".
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Sheepdog on January 23, 2017, 11:32:32 PM
Reprobate
:  to condemn strongly as unworthy, unacceptable, or evil <reprobating the laxity of the age>
2
:  to foreordain to damnation, often preceded by "bulb-nosed"
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: balvenie on January 24, 2017, 05:48:43 AM
Crepitation
A crackling or rattling sound
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Nic in Western NYS on January 24, 2017, 06:25:48 AM
Obfuscate
To blur or make unclear (like when we use abstruse words to define simple concepts)   :wink:
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: sib on January 24, 2017, 07:18:48 AM
Two more of my favorites:  Thespian and Philatelist
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: oldbike54 on January 24, 2017, 09:57:07 AM
 Friendlily    to do something in a friendly fashion .

 Dusty
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Scud on January 24, 2017, 10:45:09 AM
taint

an unpleasant odor and flavor in a human foodstuff of animal origin. Caused by the ingestion of the substance, commonly a plant such as Hexham scent, or while in storage, e.g. milk stored with pineapples, or as a result of animal metabolism, e.g. boar taint.

Consult Urban Dictionary for an "alternative fact" regarding this word. Warning... it's vulgar... so search and read at your own risk.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: oldbike54 on January 24, 2017, 11:01:55 AM
Consult Urban Dictionary for an "alternative fact" regarding this word. Warning... it's vulgar... so search and read at your own risk.

 Yes , and don't post the results of that search here . Thanks .

 Dusty
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: sturgeon on January 24, 2017, 11:29:36 AM
I like words that are unique to Canada, like

pogey - (un)employment insurance
stag - bachelor party, f. stagette
toonie - $2 coin, from loonie - $1 coin, var moonie (queen on the front with a bear behind)
chesterfield - sofa, not cigarette
toque - knitted winter hat, rapidly becoming standard hipster mid-summer attire
chocolate bar - candy bar
mickey - 375 ml bottle of alcohol
eavestrough - rain gutter
the letter zed - often used in comic strips to denote snoring

and lastly,

pedant - anyone who quibbles about my use of the word 'unique'

Bonus points to anyone south of the border that knows about butter tarts and nanaimo bars  :thumb:
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on January 24, 2017, 11:35:42 AM
  Populution.  Too many people for the area to handle.  Like N.Y. or L.A. or Chicago.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Kiwi_Roy on January 24, 2017, 02:46:34 PM
I like words that are unique to Canada, like

pogey - (un)employment insurance
stag - bachelor party, f. stagette
toonie - $2 coin, from loonie - $1 coin, var moonie (queen on the front with a bear behind)
chesterfield - sofa, not cigarette
toque - knitted winter hat, rapidly becoming standard hipster mid-summer attire
chocolate bar - candy bar
mickey - 375 ml bottle of alcohol
eavestrough - rain gutter
the letter zed - often used in comic strips to denote snoring

and lastly,

pedant - anyone who quibbles about my use of the word 'unique'

Bonus points to anyone south of the border that knows about butter tarts and nanaimo bars  :thumb:
Skukum is used in BC to describe something strong or well built
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: dguzzi on January 24, 2017, 03:12:26 PM
I like "Tetrahydrosoline" 
  It's the active ingredient in Dristan Nasal Mist.
I used to tease coworkers about Gung Ho being Don Ho's brother....
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on January 24, 2017, 05:55:30 PM
Skukum is used in BC to describe something strong or well built

Skookum is a Native American word meaning strong.  Johnny come lately white folks stole it.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on January 24, 2017, 06:16:28 PM
The meaning in Chinese confused me even further, I guess I need to ignore the meaning of gung ho in Chinese entirely.

Is gung ho a verbal, noun or adjective?

Phang.. Gung Ho means enthusiastic.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: SED on January 24, 2017, 07:32:27 PM

Bonus points to anyone south of the border that knows about butter tarts and nanaimo bars  :thumb:

My Mom used to make Nanaimo bars - they're delicious!

Apoptosis - programmed cell death.

Superfluous - unnecessary, especially through being more than enough.  -Fun to use because it sounds so complimentary  :evil:
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: V7Record on January 24, 2017, 09:22:43 PM
Combining a couple words previously mentioned: unbifurcated trousers = a kilt
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Roebling3 on January 25, 2017, 07:57:23 AM
Scud, others?
Re: Pusillanimous.  Was Spiro T. Agnew b4 or after the Burt Reynolds movie where the Sheriff used the word?  R3~
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Penderic on January 25, 2017, 08:52:33 PM
For the birds:

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic004/pigeon_zpsdeubaa1p.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: azguzzirep on January 25, 2017, 11:57:11 PM
Bambuzel; (sp)to cheat someone out of something.

Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: SmithSwede on January 26, 2017, 01:30:12 PM
Sesquipedalian

Anyone who uses the word "sesquipedalian" has sesquipedalian tendencies. 
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: SmithSwede on January 26, 2017, 01:39:53 PM
Lots of great Yiddish words.  Some of my favorites.

bupkes--meaning nothing.  Literally goat droppings

shlemiel--a clumsy person.   The kind who would spill a bowl of soup in a restaurant.

shlimazel--a unlucky person, plagued with misfortune.    The schlemiel is the guy who would spill the soup, and the shlimazel is the guy who would get drenched with the soup. 
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: oldbike54 on January 26, 2017, 01:42:32 PM
Sesquipedalian

Anyone who uses the word "sesquipedalian" has sesquipedalian tendencies.

 Well floccinaucinihilipi lification then  :rolleyes:

 Dusty
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Muzz on January 26, 2017, 02:55:21 PM
Well floccinaucinihilipi lification then  :rolleyes:

 Dusty

Well, that sounds quite projagonate.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: poorBob on January 27, 2017, 11:58:56 AM
Something that I have done several times in my life and my all-time favorite word:

defenestrate - the classical definition is to throw somebody out of a window.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on January 27, 2017, 12:24:42 PM
 This thread has been inundated with so many attempts at defloccinaucinihili pilification that it has become
antidisestablishmen tarianistic to a repetitiously redundant degree.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Muzz on January 27, 2017, 01:55:28 PM
He was overwhelmed with the eloquence of his own verbosity.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: sturgeon on January 27, 2017, 02:28:47 PM
Bloviation at its finest.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Cross-tie Walker on January 28, 2017, 02:19:42 PM
I like the last page FOD
Reminds me in the Air Force we would go on a "FOD WALK" up and down the flight line every morning picking up the dropped or discarded FOD from the previous nights maintenance.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on January 29, 2017, 01:33:47 AM
 Numitist -- one who practices numismatics, often from a bygone era, the rare ones especially.

 Sometimes they also practice philatelism at the same time.
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: pikipiki on January 29, 2017, 03:24:57 PM
Don't be using some of these words like numismatic anyhowly, be overcome with verbosity .
Title: Re: Funny words and definitions
Post by: Penderic on January 30, 2017, 02:43:49 PM
Service definition: Uh Oh

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic004/uh%20oh_zpsjstoqjzf.jpg)
 :cry: