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Title: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: bad Chad on January 10, 2018, 08:09:16 PM
Holy Bat Farts, it's hot down their!

Sadly, many bats, likely in the thousands have died from an extreme heat wave affecting parts of the "big Island". 

I think we all can agree, extremes at either end of the thermometer suck!

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/10/576908629/australias-heat-wave-fries-bats-brains-hundreds-found-dead
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Green1000S on January 10, 2018, 08:33:22 PM
 Australia's suburbs, died outside Sydney over the weekend as temperatures soared to 117 degrees F, the hottest it's been since 1939.
The Camden Advertiser reports as of Monday, 204 dead bats � mostly babies � whose brains had boiled had been collected in Campbelltown.

Ok.... How do you BOIL anything at 53 Celsius?
Heat related deaths makes sence, BOILING does not.

Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Ncdan on January 10, 2018, 09:03:37 PM
Australia's suburbs, died outside Sydney over the weekend as temperatures soared to 117 degrees F, the hottest it's been since 1939.
The Camden Advertiser reports as of Monday, 204 dead bats � mostly babies � whose brains had boiled had been collected in Campbelltown.

Ok.... How do you BOIL anything at 53 Celsius?
Heat related deaths makes sence, BOILING does not.
Maybe the boiling point is lower in OZ land :)
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Lannis on January 10, 2018, 09:25:33 PM
Australia's suburbs, died outside Sydney over the weekend as temperatures soared to 117 degrees F, the hottest it's been since 1939.
The Camden Advertiser reports as of Monday, 204 dead bats � mostly babies � whose brains had boiled had been collected in Campbelltown.

Ok.... How do you BOIL anything at 53 Celsius?
Heat related deaths makes sence, BOILING does not.

The original NPR headline said "Fried", I don't think anyone knows how to cook down there. 

What's next,  bats brains au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top ... ?

Lannis
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: guzzisteve on January 10, 2018, 09:58:11 PM
Maybe they are right up there w/squirrel brains.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Guzzi Gal on January 10, 2018, 10:06:53 PM
Poor babies!   :cry:

The hottest I've endured (unofficially) was 126 F.  They shut down Sky Harbor International at 118 F so I think they intentionally under-report the temperature by placing the sensor high, over plantlife, well away from the tarmac, and in permanent shade. 
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: pete roper on January 10, 2018, 10:47:08 PM
They aren't 'Poor Babies' they are disgusting rats with wings that carry the lyssa virus which is a sub form of rabies! There are far too many of them as their habitat has been greatly enlarged since European settlement. While a dose of lead poisoning would be more humane the fact a few of them died of heatstroke worries me not a jot!

Pete
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: SmithSwede on January 10, 2018, 10:50:15 PM
Pete, do you like bats?
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: balvenie on January 11, 2018, 03:04:00 AM
The original NPR headline said "Fried", I don't think anyone knows how to cook down there. 

What's next,  bats brains au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top ... ?Lannis

Luv it Lannis :grin: :thumb:
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: balvenie on January 11, 2018, 03:07:27 AM
They aren't 'Poor Babies' they are disgusting rats with wings that carry the lyssa virus which is a sub form of rabies! There are far too many of them as their habitat has been greatly enlarged since European settlement. While a dose of lead poisoning would be more humane the fact a few of them died of heatstroke worries me not a jot!Pete

The D#$n things stink to high heaven. I don't know how people put up with them, what with having to keep their windows closed etc :cry:
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: oldbike54 on January 11, 2018, 03:45:37 AM
The D#$n things stink to high heaven. I don't know how people put up with them, what with having to keep their windows closed etc :cry:

 Wait ... Australia is where half the flora and 3/4 of the fauna are capable of killing a man before you can say Bob's your uncle , and it's the way a bat smells that scares you   :shocked:

 Dusty
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: rodekyll on January 11, 2018, 04:00:21 AM
Wait ... Australia is where half the flora and 3/4 of the fauna are capable of killing a man before you can say Bob's your uncle , and it's the way a bat smells that scares you   :shocked:

 Dusty

I always thought they smelled the regular way.  What's scary about that?
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: chuck peterson on January 11, 2018, 05:22:33 AM
So here in us of a we have iquanas falling from trees!....just the Endtimes is all...

http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/05/weather/iguana-cold-florida-bomb-cyclone-trnd/index.html
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Bluerobotz on January 11, 2018, 06:07:23 AM
The original NPR headline said "Fried", I don't think anyone knows how to cook down there. 

What's next,  bats brains au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top ... ?

Lannis

Actually there are quite a few who can cook "down here". Are you one of those who think that the earth ends past Murica?

Thanks, Dave.

Email address/phone number/address supplied on request (by pm) to avoid being classed as a Troll.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Lannis on January 11, 2018, 08:48:16 AM
Actually there are quite a few who can cook "down here". Are you one of those who think that the earth ends past Murica?

Thanks, Dave.

Email address/phone number/address supplied on request (by pm) to avoid being classed as a Troll.

It's a JOKE!   The news decided that bats were either being fried or boiled, and I responded with a Monty Python quote.

Damn, talk about a hair trigger .... !

And to be honest, if you've got data prepared to defend against Trolling charges, your conscience is probably telling you something ...  :rolleyes:

Lannis
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: yogidozer on January 11, 2018, 10:12:10 AM
bats actually are very useful in controlling insects. almost everything in nature is useful and important......exce pt ticks!
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: oldbike54 on January 11, 2018, 10:17:35 AM
bats actually are very useful in controlling insects. almost everything in nature is useful and important......exce pt ticks!

 Ticks aren't important , except to an Oxpecker  :laugh:

 Dusty
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: yogidozer on January 11, 2018, 10:27:47 AM
Ticks aren't important , except to an Oxpecker  :laugh:

 Dusty

I don't know ox's that well  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: oldbike54 on January 11, 2018, 10:29:18 AM
I don't know ox's that well  :rolleyes:

  :laugh:

 Dusty
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Lannis on January 11, 2018, 10:44:54 AM
bats actually are very useful in controlling insects. almost everything in nature is useful and important......exce pt ticks!

Assignment for the next Rainy Day:

Defend the thesis "The Use and Importance of Houseflies" in 250 words or less ....  :laugh:

Lannis
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: webmost on January 11, 2018, 10:49:07 AM
Ticks aren't important , except to an Oxpecker  :laugh:

 Dusty

I tried oxpecker once... but that was on another forum

Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: pehayes on January 11, 2018, 11:07:18 AM
bats actually are very useful in controlling insects. almost everything in nature is useful and important......exce pt ticks!

Quite true!  Except that the particular bats in question in the Australian heat are Flying Foxes or megachiroptera.  They eat fruit and flowers, not insects except for the casual collateral ingestion while munching fruit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megabat (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megabat)

Now for some Guzzi content, there is a Guzzi Falcone owner in Perth who helps to rehabilitate injured and orphaned Fruit Bats in his home.

Patrick Hayes
Fremont CA
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: shaka on January 11, 2018, 11:13:40 AM
The original NPR headline said "Fried", I don't think anyone knows how to cook down there. 

What's next,  bats brains au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top ... ?








The appetizer is a trough of baked beans garnished with a couple dead dogs.

Lannis
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Kent in Upstate NY on January 11, 2018, 11:27:48 AM
My sister vacationed in Palau where her husband tried the Fruit Bat Soup.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: LowRyter on January 11, 2018, 11:50:23 AM
Mass extinctions speed the natural selection process and evolution.  Evolution is wrongly thought to be slow. 

Environmental cataclysms and geographic separation can separate species.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Lannis on January 11, 2018, 11:57:27 AM
Mass extinctions speed the natural selection process and evolution.  Evolution is wrongly thought to be slow. 


That's not the only thing that evolution is wrongly thought to be, long as we're on the subject ... !!  :lipsrsealed:

Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: LowRyter on January 11, 2018, 12:56:38 PM
Lannis, Since I don't get your meaning and you're afraid of causing a shitstorm, feel free to PM me.

Although, I must admit that I do enjoy it when you tweak Dusty.    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: nc43bsa on January 11, 2018, 01:54:33 PM
bats actually are very useful in controlling insects. almost everything in nature is useful and important......exce pt ticks!

And mosquitoes. 
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: yogidozer on January 11, 2018, 02:16:58 PM
hmm, if there were no bats, would there still be batchit crazy people? something to ponder on a cold, cold, winter night.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: screamday on January 11, 2018, 02:52:43 PM
bats actually are very useful in controlling insects. almost everything in nature is useful and important......exce pt ticks!

Ya but, some of the insects that live down under would probably make lunch out of the bats.  :boozing:
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Kiwi_Roy on January 11, 2018, 03:14:11 PM
I had to laugh at the expert quote

They basically boil," Ryan explained. "It affects their brain — their brain just fries and they become incoherent."

Are you Aussies talking to the bats now?
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: KiwiKev on January 11, 2018, 08:37:53 PM
I had to laugh at the expert quote

They basically boil," Ryan explained. "It affects their brain — their brain just fries and they become incoherent."

Are you Aussies talking to the bats now?
Roy, you stole my quote there, Aussie bats are quite intelligent it seems ;-p


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Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: pete roper on January 11, 2018, 11:18:42 PM
There is one that lives in the huge cypress pine out the back of our place that can recite large tracts of Chaucer. Usually it's Canterbury Tales but it said it was going to diversify. Then it shat on Jude's Mazda......
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: KiwiKev on January 12, 2018, 02:11:28 AM
There is one that lives in the huge cypress pine out the back of our place that can recite large tracts of Chaucer. Usually it's Canterbury Tales but it said it was going to diversify. Then it shat on Jude's Mazda......
Lol, there you go then, who says bats have no taste .
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Socalrob on January 13, 2018, 11:10:55 AM
Assignment for the next Rainy Day:

Defend the thesis "The Use and Importance of Houseflies" in 250 words or less ....  :laugh:

Lannis

Flys come from maggots, and without flys/maggots we would have giant piles of shit and dead things slowly rotting instead of quickly being cleaned up by the maggots.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: oldbike54 on January 13, 2018, 11:40:05 AM
There is one that lives in the huge cypress pine out the back of our place that can recite large tracts of Chaucer. Usually it's Canterbury Tales but it said it was going to diversify. Then it shat on Jude's Mazda......

 Yeah , but can he spell like Chaucer ?

 Dusty
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: LowRyter on January 13, 2018, 01:09:30 PM
Yeah , but can he spell like Chaucer ?

 Dusty

Bat talk or Chaucer?  I can't understand either one.  Neither are from a language that I can understand.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on January 14, 2018, 09:49:57 AM
  Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead

Maybe those hundreds of dead would still be alive if they hadn't eaten the fried bat brains
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: bad Chad on January 14, 2018, 05:10:47 PM
Jim, I'm going to head down to Pontiac, just so I can knock you up side the head for that! :grin:
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on January 15, 2018, 10:37:05 AM
  Put chains on your wheels, it snowed me in again last night.
Title: Re: Australia's Heat Wave Fries Bats' Brains, Hundreds Found Dead
Post by: Murray on January 15, 2018, 04:03:32 PM
Poor babies!   :cry:

The hottest I've endured (unofficially) was 126 F.  They shut down Sky Harbor International at 118 F so I think they intentionally under-report the temperature by placing the sensor high, over plantlife, well away from the tarmac, and in permanent shade.

Umm thats actually the standard for temperature measurement for the acquisition of meteorological data, as a side note whats left of a tropical cyclone got here yesterday, we've had three times the average for January in a day the average for January? 16.7 mm.