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Title: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 20, 2018, 07:44:13 AM: Because we all need a little more humor in this world!! :laugh: :grin: :wink: :thumb: :cool:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on July 20, 2018, 07:57:15 AM: Well, if this is going to be a shake-my-cane-at-'em thread ...

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 20, 2018, 06:19:35 PM: Quote from: Lannis on July 20, 2018, 07:57:15 AM
Well, if this is going to be a shake-my-cane-at-'em thread ...

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Now that's funny...although I have read that most millennial's could care less about driving any cars at all, let alone driving a stick-shift! :laugh: :grin: :wink:
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: ridingron on July 20, 2018, 09:37:08 PM: I taught my son and daughter millennials how to drive stick shifts. Son kinda got into cars. A couple of 300 Z cars and a Sub. WRX or whatever the factory hot rod is. Daughter got to drive her boy friends hot Mustang one time and was addicted. They're not typical thankfully. I'm happy about that accomplishment.
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Rick4003 on July 20, 2018, 09:46:38 PM: Quote from: Lannis on July 20, 2018, 07:57:15 AM
Well, if this is going to be a shake-my-cane-at-'em thread ...

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I think that mostly applies to Americans of any age. The rest of the world has stick shift as standard and auto box as the extra choice. Here you learn to drive a stick shift when getting the license.

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Rick4003 on July 20, 2018, 09:48:22 PM: I'm one of these people you guys love to call millennials, and if you got a car with a auto box I'm never going to steal that shit [emoji6]

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Zoom Zoom on July 21, 2018, 06:14:53 AM: I'll contribute......... .. :popcorn:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Huzo on July 21, 2018, 06:22:38 AM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/k0a2Gy/IMG_1003.png) (https://ibb.co/k0a2Gy)

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Guzzistajohn on July 21, 2018, 06:27:53 AM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/mhjCGy/B1593107_70_F1_41_F2_B02_E_A1_DC16_D4_D0_B4.jpg) (https://ibb.co/mhjCGy)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 21, 2018, 07:46:54 AM: :laugh: :grin: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: j.r.r. on July 21, 2018, 08:48:14 AM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/m9Va4J/When_You_Are_Broke.png) (https://ibb.co/m9Va4J)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 21, 2018, 10:30:37 AM: Another beauty... :laugh: :grin: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: mjptexas on July 21, 2018, 01:16:05 PM: (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180721/b92a602f0c764d23437d9b684e45fec8.png)

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: jcctx on July 21, 2018, 03:40:09 PM: An ounce of Bull-Poop is worth a POUND of KNOWLEDGE most of the time???????

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on July 21, 2018, 04:00:39 PM: Quote from: JJ on July 21, 2018, 07:46:54 AM
:laugh: :grin: :wink:

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We sometimes learn that the path to wisdom itself can be painful ....

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Guzzistajohn on July 21, 2018, 07:52:29 PM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/iqmHjJ/4873_B57_E_1_FA4_43_CF_B55_F_78_D9_F24_D122_D.jpg) (https://ibb.co/iqmHjJ)

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on July 22, 2018, 11:44:09 AM: We learned that the cat doesn't want the pill.
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Howard R on July 22, 2018, 04:45:15 PM: How about a dose of patience to go along with your wisdom

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Gliderjohn on July 22, 2018, 05:39:38 PM: From Howard R:
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How about a dose of patience to go along with your wisdom

That poster applies well to potential road rage situations.
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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 22, 2018, 07:07:40 PM: One of my all time favorites... :thumb: :cool: :smiley:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 28, 2018, 05:54:52 PM: :laugh: :grin: :wink: :thumb: :cool:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: rtbickel on July 28, 2018, 06:47:33 PM: Quote from: JJ on July 28, 2018, 05:54:52 PM
:laugh: :grin: :wink: :thumb: :cool:

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That must be from Mr. Roper's shop.
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: leroysch on July 28, 2018, 08:40:03 PM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/jeqUDo/405c73d039283d20d71acd065db1c4d9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/jeqUDo)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on July 28, 2018, 08:42:44 PM: I think this falls in the "Wisdom" category.

It's a little known fact that when Triumph TR-3 roadsters were built in the 1950s, they were actually the size of Buick Roadmasters. As time went by, as as they wore down, they ended up the size we see today, barely able to fit two people.

As proven by this Triumph advertisement, here's the size they originally were (by reference to the two normal-sized passengers ...

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 28, 2018, 10:26:29 PM: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Darren Williams on July 29, 2018, 06:11:00 AM: Or maybe people are just bigger today than generations past. Remember how that '74 Honda 750 seemed like a big bike, but when you see one today it is as small as a little V7. :huh:

I blame our good living now a days... :boozing:
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on July 29, 2018, 07:22:20 AM: Quote from: Darren Williams on July 29, 2018, 06:11:00 AM
Or maybe people are just bigger today than generations past. Remember how that '74 Honda 750 seemed like a big bike, but when you see one today it is as small as a little V7. :huh:

I blame our good living now a days... :boozing:

Well, could be, but the people in that car couldn't be more than 4 feet tall and weigh about 80 pounds .... !

The bike thing is real, somehow. I'm not all that far from the same size that I was in 1972 (well, height-wise anyway), but when I was wandering Mid Ohio a couple weeks ago and looking at all the old bikes I used to own, I was amazed by how small they looked and felt. The Marketeers have successfully convinced most people that they're not a true rider unless they're packing 1600cc between their legs, and people don't take long trips on one unless the bike needs a ladder to climb up on to it, but that feeling of "Wow, that bike is SMALL" is still there ....

Lannis
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Darren Williams on July 29, 2018, 08:04:16 AM: Lannis, are you suggesting when the advertisers of hamburgers, donuts, bottles of hand cream and stuff, that they would use models with small hands to make their product look bigger? Surely not! :evil:
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 29, 2018, 04:17:46 PM: Quote from: Lannis on July 28, 2018, 08:42:44 PM
I think this falls in the "Wisdom" category.

It's a little known fact that when Triumph TR-3 roadsters were built in the 1950s, they were actually the size of Buick Roadmasters. As time went by, as as they wore down, they ended up the size we see today, barely able to fit two people.

As proven by this Triumph advertisement, here's the size they originally were (by reference to the two normal-sized passengers ...

(https://photos.smugmug.com/General/i-mkP6qp2/0/fa883dc1/O/Triumph%20TR.jpg) (https://lannisselz.smugmug.com/General/i-mkP6qp2/A)

You learn something new and exciting every day on WildGuzzi.

Lannis

A few lovely TR3's...just for Lannis!! :thumb: :cool: Fabulous, classic British sports car!!

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: ridingron on July 29, 2018, 06:15:12 PM: Quote from: JJ on July 28, 2018, 05:54:52 PM
:laugh: :grin: :wink: :thumb: :cool:

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I was thinking the $325 fee was for Mr. Nevada's bikes.
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on July 29, 2018, 08:18:29 PM: Quote from: Darren Williams on July 29, 2018, 08:04:16 AM
Lannis, are you suggesting when the advertisers of hamburgers, donuts, bottles of hand cream and stuff, that they would use models with small hands to make their product look bigger? Surely not! :evil:

Surely not! And especially not from an industry that will take a package that has been the same for 75 years, and start gradually downsizing it .... No more half-gallons of ice cream, they're all "1.75 Quarts" now. No more pounds of bacon, they're all 12 ounces now ... and so on. Definitely no fanfare about that!

Lannis
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 30, 2018, 03:35:11 PM: :laugh: :grin: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on July 30, 2018, 04:18:29 PM: ^^^^^ Good un JJ..
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 30, 2018, 06:10:50 PM: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :grin: :grin: :laugh: :laugh: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 31, 2018, 02:54:18 PM: Sometimes...a hobby starts out innocent enough...and then... :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :huh: :laugh: :grin: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on July 31, 2018, 03:03:38 PM: Another classic from San Jose, CA... :laugh: :grin: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 02, 2018, 11:02:21 AM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/eGcdWK/Screen_Shot_2018_08_02_at_9_01_02_AM.png) (https://ibb.co/eGcdWK)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 03, 2018, 06:00:18 PM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/e0f5WK/Screen_Shot_2018_08_03_at_3_58_45_PM.png) (https://ibb.co/e0f5WK)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 06, 2018, 07:49:40 PM: Gotta love those vintage ads from yesteryear!! :laugh: :grin: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 07, 2018, 05:49:59 PM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/mLO8Qe/Screen_Shot_2018_08_07_at_3_48_45_PM.png) (https://ibb.co/mLO8Qe)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Guzzistajohn on August 07, 2018, 06:24:36 PM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/kDczyz/Harley_david_and_son.jpg) (https://ibb.co/kDczyz)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: j.r.r. on August 07, 2018, 06:55:19 PM: Quote from: JJ on August 06, 2018, 07:49:40 PM
Gotta love those vintage ads from yesteryear!! :laugh: :grin: :wink:

(https://thumb.ibb.co/j04Oqe/IMG_0238.jpg) (https://ibb.co/j04Oqe)

Yep :)

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 08, 2018, 08:27:00 AM: Does anyone else remember "The Good Humor Man" and ice cream trucks cruising your neighborhood?!? :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on August 08, 2018, 11:13:35 AM: Quote from: JJ on August 08, 2018, 08:27:00 AM
Does anyone else remember "The Good Humor Man" and ice cream trucks cruising your neighborhood?!? :wink:

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OH yeah. We lived in Norfolk for a year when my Dad was stationed there, and the Good Humor truck would cruise our neighborhood every summer night. Popsicles were a nickel, ice cream on a stick a dime, and the fancier stuff was 15 cents .... Something to look forward to.

Lannis
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: leroysch on August 08, 2018, 08:38:54 PM: (https://thumb.ibb.co/jz2YBU/LS_FB_IMG_1457207106850.jpg) (https://ibb.co/jz2YBU)
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Mr.Bill on August 08, 2018, 09:17:58 PM: Quote from: Lannis on July 20, 2018, 07:57:15 AM
Well, if this is going to be a shake-my-cane-at-'em thread ...

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Great post. Learned to drive with three on the tree and four on the floor. Got older, got lazy, prefer my DCT.
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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: craigclu on August 09, 2018, 09:54:59 AM: Our Canadian friends, late February:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 09, 2018, 10:12:13 AM: Seen on facebook this morning!!! "The Penguin!!" :shocked: :shocked: :huh: :huh: :laugh: :grin: :wink:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 11, 2018, 05:46:39 PM: Wisdom of the Weekend... :cool: :thumb:

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: wymple on August 12, 2018, 12:37:17 AM: I ran out of sick days.....so I called in dead.....
Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: Lannis on August 13, 2018, 07:53:27 PM: A little known celebrity fact.

These are Keith Richards' daughters ....

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Title: Re: Wisdom (humor) of the Day... (NGC)
Post by: JJ on August 13, 2018, 09:44:18 PM: They are both hot...hot...HOT!!!

It's good to be...............Ke ith Richards!! :thumb: :cool: :smiley: :laugh: :grin: :wink: