Wildgoose Chase Moto Guzzi

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Title: This board may implode
Post by: 190 Octane on April 03, 2015, 11:40:17 AM
There is currently an oil thread and a sea foam thread going.  A few days ago there was a molly thread.  Please no one start a tire thread or lane splitting thread.  It could cause the forum to implode and possibly bring the whole internet down with it. :+=copcar
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Penderic on April 03, 2015, 12:10:06 PM
And tone down disparaging other brands please!
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/FB60_4B04155B_zpseuysqu92.jpg)
 :D
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Chuck in Indiana on April 03, 2015, 12:30:12 PM
I did a *lot* of lane splitting yesterday.. ~;
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Lannis on April 03, 2015, 12:33:24 PM
There is currently an oil thread and a sea foam thread going.  A few days ago there was a molly thread.  Please no one start a tire thread or lane splitting thread.  It could cause the forum to implode and possibly bring the whole internet down with it. :+=copcar

Thank goodness there's no gun thread or underage girl thread or we'd be in real trouble.

Lannis
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: dilligaf on April 03, 2015, 12:40:51 PM
Or, one of my favorites, helmet laws.  ~;   :BEER:
Matt
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on April 03, 2015, 12:48:06 PM
  How about a lane spitting thread?
 For those who hawk one up and launch it at other drivers.
 Yes I knew one of those guys.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: cruzziguzzi on April 03, 2015, 12:52:41 PM
There is currently an oil thread and a sea foam thread going.  A few days ago there was a molly thread.  Please no one start a tire thread or lane splitting thread.  It could cause the forum to implode and possibly bring the whole internet down with it. :+=copcar

I say test it, oscillation overthrusters and flux capacitors be damned! A Whoredashian style crippling overload.

Let's talk tubeless conversions, hose clamps, the merits of bobbers and hipster dufi - subcategory: their pathetic posturing facial hair...  as well!

Todd.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: 190 Octane on April 03, 2015, 01:06:36 PM
I'm building a cafe racer with heat wrapped straight pipe exhaust.  It has a vintage bias ply front tire and radial rear car tire.  What oil should I use so that then engine won't vibrate too much at low revs while I'm lane splitting with my hipster friends? :BEER:

There, that should break the internets. ~;
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: kevdog3019 on April 03, 2015, 01:20:02 PM
There is no way that helmet is gonna save you when you hit a semi head on at 125 mph. What say you?  ~;
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Tobit on April 03, 2015, 01:43:11 PM
Yesterday I was stopped at a light and a naked lane-splitting-underage-girl with a Colt 1911, no helmet, and riding a Griso with "Amsoil Sucks" stickers all over it asked me what the best brand of tires were for her Harley.

Discuss...

 8)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Tobit on April 03, 2015, 01:54:17 PM
What color was her hair ?

  Dusty

Red, with white and green highlights.  Just like her wife's who was riding pillion sidesaddle in flip flops.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: twhitaker on April 03, 2015, 02:00:49 PM
I thought is was forbidden to lane split while riding side saddle.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: atavar on April 03, 2015, 02:11:20 PM
How about a thread about which oil goes best with seafoam?   :BEER:
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Penderic on April 03, 2015, 02:26:42 PM
And if we got rid of all that NGC content (Non Goat Content), the server might cool down a little bit!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/goats-med_zpsn0pg4kzt.jpg)
Group Therapy.

Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: oldbike54 on April 03, 2015, 02:29:20 PM
And if we got rid of all that NGC content (Non Goat Content), the server might cool down a little bit!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/goats-med_zpsn0pg4kzt.jpg)
Group Therapy.



 You are "kidding" , right ? ;)

  Dusty
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Lannis on April 03, 2015, 02:31:48 PM
And if we got rid of all that NGC content (Non Goat Content), the server might cool down a little bit!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/goats-med_zpsn0pg4kzt.jpg)
Group Therapy.



No way, not when I've got one ready for YOU!

(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i130/LannisSelz/Isle%20of%20Man%202011/SAM_0217.jpg) (http://s71.photobucket.com/user/LannisSelz/media/Isle%20of%20Man%202011/SAM_0217.jpg.html)

Lannis
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2015, 02:34:17 PM
We can always resuscitate the MGNOC/FW membership threadfest  ~;
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Waterbottle on April 03, 2015, 02:43:32 PM
If you don't include a discussion about ,and pics of sheep the Kiwi's will cry racism  :D
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Tobit on April 03, 2015, 02:48:18 PM
Guzzi content.  Cheap LG camphone.

http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums/0803/eroman/1115141445-01.mp4
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Muzz on April 03, 2015, 02:53:36 PM
If you don't include a discussion about ,and pics of sheep the Kiwi's will cry racism  :D

Now where did I see that photo of Tazturtle and his beloved marsupials? ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Orange Guzzi on April 03, 2015, 04:15:04 PM
All topic are fair game after the toenail thread.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Penderic on April 03, 2015, 04:41:27 PM
Not just goats!
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/goat_zpssrwcnb8e.jpg)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Guzzistajohn on April 03, 2015, 07:19:11 PM
Now............WTF am I poda clamp this onto?     Oh.......my airhawk hurts my arse :'( :'( :'(
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag65/guzzistajohn/clamp_zpstfcryoq5.jpg) (http://s1299.photobucket.com/user/guzzistajohn/media/clamp_zpstfcryoq5.jpg.html)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: drums4money on April 03, 2015, 07:47:41 PM

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/360/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: redrider on April 03, 2015, 08:15:24 PM
And if we got rid of all that NGC content (Non Goat Content), the server might cool down a little bit!

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/goats-med_zpsn0pg4kzt.jpg)
Group Therapy.


All I see are Old Goats in training. The next module will discuss red suspenders?
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: slowmover on April 03, 2015, 08:16:18 PM
So what's the deal with steel-cut oats??
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Penderic on April 03, 2015, 08:24:26 PM
Is food all you can think about?  ;)
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/sexy%20food_zpswx4yntak.jpg)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: redrider90 on April 03, 2015, 08:37:18 PM
Thank goodness there's no gun thread or underage girl thread or we'd be in real trouble.

Lannis

Lannis,
There is a gun thread and you have posted on it a couple of times. Maybe put the bottle up for the night.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Lannis on April 04, 2015, 09:05:19 AM
Lannis,
There is a gun thread and you have posted on it a couple of times. Maybe put the bottle up for the night.

Really?   REALLY?   There's a gun thread?   I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.   Next you'll be telling me there's an underage girl thread too.   What a COINCIDENCE!   ;D   What are the chances?   :o

Lannis
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Penderic on April 04, 2015, 11:29:33 AM
Cue the dramatic music! ♪♫
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Tobit on April 04, 2015, 12:49:39 PM
Is food all you can think about?  ;)
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/sexy%20food_zpswx4yntak.jpg)

Lettuce entertain you?
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: cruzziguzzi on April 04, 2015, 06:08:54 PM
Is food all you can think about?  ;)
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/sexy%20food_zpswx4yntak.jpg)

Throws the whole "leg man" thing for a loop.

Todd.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Muzz on April 04, 2015, 08:47:57 PM
Now that you mention it, how DO you change a rear tire with a lawn mower? :-\
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Lannis on April 04, 2015, 08:51:19 PM
Now that you mention it, how DO you change a rear tire with a lawn mower? :-\

1. Get a rope and a go to your small garden shed.

2. Park your Guzzi with the rear axle directly under a rafter on the shed.

3. Throw the rope over the rafter.

4. Tie one end of the rope to the rear fender of the Guzzi and the other end of the rope to the rear hitch on the lawn mower.

5. Fire up the mower, put it in gear, and pull until Something Happens!

Never done that, but do got the T-shirt!

Lannis
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Muzz on April 04, 2015, 09:04:56 PM
1. Get a rope and a go to your small garden shed.

2. Park your Guzzi with the rear axle directly under a rafter on the shed.

3. Throw the rope over the rafter.

4. Tie one end of the rope to the rear fender of the Guzzi and the other end of the rope to the rear hitch on the lawn mower.

5. Fire up the mower, put it in gear, and pull until Something Happens!

Never done that, but do got the T-shirt!

Lannis
;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  NOW I remember......
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: JJ on May 22, 2017, 09:37:25 PM
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/360/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg)

Best one of the week!!  :laugh: :wink:
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: twowings on May 22, 2017, 09:42:26 PM
C'mon...Crosby or Sinatra?
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Lannis on May 22, 2017, 09:46:14 PM
Best one of the week!!  :laugh: :wink:

Of the WEEK?   That was two YEARS ago ... !
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: fotoguzzi on May 22, 2017, 09:48:19 PM
We can always resuscitate the MGNOC/FW membership threadfest  ~;
Thats good Nick..

Not just goats!
(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/goat_zpssrwcnb8e.jpg)
Pend, your on a roll on this thread.. keep it up..

(http://www.woophotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Keep-it-up-Ok-guys-keep-it-up.-You-two-are-doing-a-good-job-digging-all-the-surroundings.jpg)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Sasquatch Jim on May 22, 2017, 09:52:37 PM
  So long as we don't stare at the goats in the government program.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Phang on May 22, 2017, 11:45:45 PM
Yesterday I was stopped at a light and a naked lane-splitting-underage-girl with a Colt 1911, no helmet, and riding a Griso with "Amsoil Sucks" stickers all over it asked me what the best brand of tires were for her Harley.

Discuss...

 8)

Was the girl an Asian? :afro:
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Penderic on May 23, 2017, 02:45:10 AM
Less friction is the key.

Be nice, or Dusty will send you a candy-gram.

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic006/ExplodingCigar_zps8khzxmw7.jpg)
 :grin:
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: oldbike54 on May 23, 2017, 08:49:36 AM
Less friction is the key.

Be nice, or Dusty will send you a candy-gram.

(http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag77/Penderic/Penderic006/ExplodingCigar_zps8khzxmw7.jpg)
 :grin:

 Funny , but also true .

 Dusty
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: leafman60 on May 23, 2017, 10:02:06 AM
1. Get a rope and a go to your small garden shed.

2. Park your Guzzi with the rear axle directly under a rafter on the shed.

3. Throw the rope over the rafter.

4. Tie one end of the rope to the rear fender of the Guzzi and the other end of the rope to the rear hitch on the lawn mower.

5. Fire up the mower, put it in gear, and pull until Something Happens!

Never done that, but do got the T-shirt!

Lannis

lol

Deja vu all over again!
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Rotten Ralph on May 23, 2017, 10:17:47 AM
So what happened to Mr Nevada??
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Gino on May 23, 2017, 03:51:35 PM
Lane splitting, last Friday heading back into Khathmandu, taken by my wife, I was following!https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA (https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: PJPR01 on May 23, 2017, 06:38:48 PM
Nice riding Fiona!   :)
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: leafman60 on May 23, 2017, 09:06:49 PM
So what happened to Mr Nevada??

The Great One is still going.  However, time and health issues are catching up with him.  Still a KK regular though.

Skate is still around too.  Same ole.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: redrider90 on May 23, 2017, 10:13:59 PM
There is no way that helmet is gonna save you when you hit a semi head on at 125 mph. What say you?  ~;
Who needs a helmet head on a 125 MPH when the body trauma is so bad they cannot even use your body parts as a donor.  :evil:
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: fotoguzzi on May 23, 2017, 10:42:56 PM
Lane splitting, last Friday heading back into Khathmandu, taken by my wife, I was following!https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA (https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA)
those were real bumps..what a traffic jam..   is that the only road in?  thanks for posting and keep us in the loop.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: fotoguzzi on May 23, 2017, 10:44:07 PM
Lane splitting, last Friday heading back into Khathmandu, taken by my wife, I was following!https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA (https://youtu.be/OV-1QEUhFVA)
Please start a new thread about your trip..
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Muzz on May 23, 2017, 11:23:53 PM
The Great One is still going.  However, time and health issues are catching up with him.  Still a KK regular though.

Skate is still around too.  Same ole.

Ah, I remember that thread. :grin:

Set a record for some 85 pages. :rolleyes: You and Blackcat certainly did your best with the material you had to work with...... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Muzz on May 23, 2017, 11:49:52 PM
NNNooooooooo. I have just read that KK is coming to NZ next year and opening a store in South Auckland. "It's food Jim, but not as we know it".

Actually, I can imagine a few food experts getting upset about that. The area has a high Pasifika population. They have a "fat" gene, developed over time to store up energy for the lean times. However, our high calorie Western diet has caused health problems, mainly obesity, diabetes and heart problems. The last thing they need would be a KK outlet. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: redrider90 on May 24, 2017, 08:36:32 PM
Really?   REALLY?   There's a gun thread?   I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.   Next you'll be telling me there's an underage girl thread too.   What a COINCIDENCE!   ;D   What are the chances?   :o

Lannis

Lannis,
I did NOT NOT  post the above message reference gun threads and underage girls!!!!
This server had a brain fart. I even went back and checked my messages and that message reference gun threads, underage girls and putting away the bottle is not on my list of posted messages. Would the person who made this post please step forward. I do not even write stuff like that to anybody especially someone I do not know.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: oldbike54 on May 24, 2017, 08:49:15 PM
Lannis,
I did NOT NOT  post the above message reference gun threads and underage girls!!!!
This server had a brain fart. I even went back and checked my messages and that message reference gun threads, underage girls and putting away the bottle is not on my list of posted messages. Would the person who made this post please step forward. I do not even write stuff like that to anybody especially someone I do not know.

 OK , what is happening here ? This thread had gone dormant for two years , so someone give me a reference point to work from .

 Dusty
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: redrider90 on May 24, 2017, 09:04:38 PM
Lannis,
I did NOT NOT  post the above message reference gun threads and underage girls!!!!
This server had a brain fart. I even went back and checked my messages and that message reference gun threads, underage girls and putting away the bottle is not on my list of posted messages. Would the person who made this post please step forward. I do not even write stuff like that to anybody especially someone I do not know.


I blew it. I did make this post to Lannis back in April 2015. I never saw the date on the post and thinking this was a recent thread I looked at my recent posts. I went back to my old posts and sure enough I said that to Lannis 2 years ago. I still cannot believe I wrote something like that but I did say it. So I hope that straightens this mess (MY MESS  :blank: ) out. Sorry about resurrecting something so old and stupid (on my part). Phew this is embarrassing.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: trippah on May 24, 2017, 09:34:54 PM
Well, thanks for " resurrecting something that old and stupid" cause you woke me from my nap.
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: Lannis on May 24, 2017, 09:59:51 PM

I blew it. I did make this post to Lannis back in April 2015. I never saw the date on the post and thinking this was a recent thread I looked at my recent posts. I went back to my old posts and sure enough I said that to Lannis 2 years ago. I still cannot believe I wrote something like that but I did say it. So I hope that straightens this mess (MY MESS  :blank: ) out. Sorry about resurrecting something so old and stupid (on my part). Phew this is embarrassing.

If I want to be embarrassed sometime, I just go back and read MY old posts .... !   :embarrassed:

Amazing how much we change (sometimes better, sometimes not) over the years without even knowing we're doing it ....  :laugh:

Lannis
Title: Re: This board may implode
Post by: fotoguzzi on May 24, 2017, 10:06:45 PM
(https://photos.smugmug.com/Guzzi/i-99QRwDS/0/f4eae865/S/Screen%20Shot%202017-03-28%20at%208.40.56%20PM-S.png) (https://fotoguzzi.smugmug.com/Guzzi/i-99QRwDS/A)